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AGREED. Although if Illy lacks a certain amount of money, his interwebs go away, and then we're hard-fucked aren't we?
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 09:48 PM
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
#202
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 04:25 PM
I would start a "Save Illy's Internet" fund but I'm not sure that morally I can support his addiction to "Ladies with KFC Porn" 
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#203
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 06:58 PM
we should start a charity, and then Illy can sell people monthly subscriptions....
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 10:20 AM
Mentalist, on 21 October 2010 - 06:47 PM, said:
Grimmybear, on 21 October 2010 - 06:06 PM, said:
The snow's not a problem...Those other things however. Will being absolutely awesome help me get past?
sure. just go past the black pit of emptyness that is supposedly Southern Ontario.
and then you arrive into the paradise wasteland that is Manitoba. Where I currently reside. Tehol is somewhere around, too.
RE: flexibilty: depends on the task.
I actually hurr durrhed into Canada a few years back. But next time I'll be sure to swing by for a visit, or a snack. Depending on my mood and level of hunger:P
Re: re: flexibility: Cleaning dead possums out of hard to reach places...
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 01:36 PM
As an only child, to a germaphobe mother, I've had to become proficient in all types of cleaning....
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 04:10 PM
Excellent!
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
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Posted 16 November 2010 - 06:32 PM
I thought I might actually post a picture in this thread... To be daringly original that is... 
It was taken in Budapest... Which is a very beautiful city and which also has the scariest, fastest and most precipitous escalators I've ever seen on its Metro system.
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It was taken in Budapest... Which is a very beautiful city and which also has the scariest, fastest and most precipitous escalators I've ever seen on its Metro system.
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Number of downloads: 3
This post has been edited by stone monkey: 16 November 2010 - 06:37 PM
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Posted 16 November 2010 - 06:49 PM
Are you wearing four layers of clothing? Damn.
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Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#209
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Posted 16 November 2010 - 06:57 PM
YOU ONLY HAVE THREE POPPED COLLARS
GET MORE
GET MORE
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 16 November 2010 - 07:02 PM
It was only 3 layers of clothing, at my advanced age you can't be too careful after all.
That coat has 2 collars, both of which were popped (the shirt was not popped, it just looks that way); a man has to look his best y'know, I've got an image to maintain
That coat has 2 collars, both of which were popped (the shirt was not popped, it just looks that way); a man has to look his best y'know, I've got an image to maintain
This post has been edited by stone monkey: 16 November 2010 - 07:04 PM
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Tiste Simeon
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Posted 16 November 2010 - 08:05 PM
Me and Toby at Wembley. This was just before he stole my camera...
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I Scream
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 07:07 PM
Grrr. Stupid iPhone and it's inability to upload photos. Looks like it's going to be a few hours. My kid just had his 6th birthday and I actually appear in a picture...
If your cat wasn't meant to fly, why wouldn't they make them bigger?
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Posted 18 November 2010 - 12:40 AM
In case you can't tell from that pic, I got caned Friday night, then drank all Saturday day, went to a party Saturday night, got so drunk I had to puke in a waste paper basket in a girl's bedroom (I cannot tell you how much that killed the mood), passed out mid-walk and hit the floor with a thud (so I'm told), slept in the middle of the living room floor on my face (there are pics, sigh), then got up next morning, puked again, and met Tiste.
That is why I look wan, pale, and awful.
NFL game was AWESOME though!
Next year Tiste I'll be unhungover, never fear! We'll drink the stadium dry
That is why I look wan, pale, and awful.
NFL game was AWESOME though!
Next year Tiste I'll be unhungover, never fear! We'll drink the stadium dry
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Posted 18 November 2010 - 08:40 AM
Damn Tiste you're fat.
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Posted 18 November 2010 - 04:57 PM
Brynjar, on 18 November 2010 - 10:31 AM, said:
He would be in Poland. In England, he's fit as a fiddle.
Yeah! Wait, was that a compliment? Haha actually losing weight quite nicely right now but it's taking a while. I'm a lot fitter then I used to be.
Toby we won't drink the stadium dry because I refuse to pay nearly a fiver for a pint of what was supposed to be beer but was actually a beer flavoured water of some kind. If I can sneak a bunch of decent stuff in there however...
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I Scream
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Posted 18 November 2010 - 08:47 PM
vodka 7up 50/50 mix is the prefered stadium drink
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Posted 18 November 2010 - 08:56 PM
I prefer a vodka/red bull at the footy, but having anything but a beer at the cricket is pure blasphemy.
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
