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#481 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 13 July 2010 - 09:54 PM

We could hear you in America. Something about MMA'ers in south-east Asia.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#482 Vengeance

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very good...;)

Posted 13 July 2010 - 10:20 PM

H.D., on 13 July 2010 - 09:54 PM, said:

We could hear you in America. Something about MMA'ers in south-east Asia.

God is that what that scream was...

I was wondering.

How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
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#483 RodeoRanch

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Posted 13 July 2010 - 10:55 PM

Looks like it was a raging good time.

Did Ano say "aboot?"

#484 Cougar

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Posted 13 July 2010 - 11:33 PM

I'd like to point out that I'm a half-English, half-Scottish cunt.

I AM A TWAT

#485 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 06:12 AM

I have finally recovered enough to remember my highlights! I love how quickly the weird awkwardness of the beginning always evaporates as the booze gets going. Social lubrication working at its finest

I was very much enjoying my sunny G&T on Bills jeti until Jim ruined it by saying it looked like I was having a monumental piss in the pond! I distinctly remember saying, "Just get in the pond Matt, nobody will mind, Bill will think it's hilarious, somebody has to do it and you will regret it if it's not you"

Mac berating me all night for NOT being the drunkest person at the party. The funniest bit was definitely making the thread that Abyss deleted. We kind of forgot that there were forum rules at that point. I very much enjoyed regaling a captive audience with my repertoire of loogie anecdotes. You guys should not encourage me! Something about Stone Monkey telling me how to be a cougar...... then I remember whinging loudly about having to watch the UFC and nobody giving the slightest bit of a rats arse! Then it all goes a bit blank until Brood fell asleep while I was talking to him after which I remember running around bringing lots of drinks to Cougar and Pathos until we all felt highly unwell and I think I might have sexually harrassed Pathos about his body hair......erm.....sorry? :blink:

All in all, a grand day out but I genuinely do only just feel human again. What's that? 3 days? I'm ready for more photos now :nono:

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#486 Macros

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 07:54 AM

So it was you!!

2012
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#487 Juss

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 08:58 AM

Cougar, on 13 July 2010 - 11:33 PM, said:

I'd like to point out that I'm a half-English, half-Scottish c**t.

*scores the obvious joke*

#488 pathos

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 09:46 AM

What did you say about my body hair and was it offended?

was this before or after the wedging?

You never have the same problem twice when you set it on fire

#489 Cougar

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 12:01 PM

I never felt unwell, and it was me bringing Mezla drinks, that's why she finished off the evening with a pint of gin and tonic and then got her arse stuck between the table and the sofa whilst crawling around. Sorry to Pathos, but I couldn't think of any south african insults other than "use which toilets you like, we don't divide them up by race here"

I AM A TWAT

#490 pathos

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 12:45 PM

And that was just a ploy to try and get me to use the downstairs one after you got that text.

i must say you make people feel very welcome man...you from South Africa? You are the dirstiest Bastards on the rugby field..oh and i'm Jim Posted Image

and what thread got deleted?

This post has been edited by Pathos: 14 July 2010 - 12:50 PM

You never have the same problem twice when you set it on fire

#491 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 06:12 PM

Pathos, on 14 July 2010 - 09:46 AM, said:

What did you say about my body hair and was it offended?

was this before or after the wedging?

Well I'm not going to admit my crime now if there are no credible witnesses! And I think it was post-wedging (that bruise still really hurts, btw).

Cougar, on 14 July 2010 - 12:01 PM, said:

This weekend you broke the only rule that our friendship is built upon, "Neither of us can ever remember what we said by the end of the night". You bitch.

Pathos, on 14 July 2010 - 12:45 PM, said:

and what thread got deleted?

That's our Cougar. Making friends and good impressions wherever he goes. It's part of his charm....allegedly.

The goddamned deleted thread was the pinnacle of a years worth of effort on my part to get Macros to finally admit the truth about last years BBQ! I'm crushed that it is gone. The slur on my good name remains.

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#492 Macros

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 08:47 PM

If you sign your name in blood to be the drunkest person next time I'll considered refuting the claim again, although there will be no mention of my chicken preference, that is just the swedes twisted fantasy

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#493 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 08:51 PM

Macros, on 14 July 2010 - 08:47 PM, said:

If you sign your name in blood to be the drunkest person next time I'll considered refuting the claim again

NEVER!!!!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#494 Macros

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 09:01 PM

that's my line

2012
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#495 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 09:24 PM

That line seems to have moved on a bit from "drink a shot of jaeger"

#496 Macros

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 09:41 PM

well, I mean, you have to up the ante.

and by my line, I was obviously referring to NEVER!!

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#497 Illuyankas

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 09:50 PM

Back home in Plymouth.

BEST WEEKEND EVER

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.