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#501 Cougar

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Posted 15 July 2010 - 10:19 AM

He's a bit of an internetz sex-hustler from what I hear.

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#502 Cougar

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Posted 15 July 2010 - 10:25 AM

OK kids, I have a lot of photos and I'm busy doing my PhD, so here are the first batch, just general mug shots, I'll post up my little set of 'Maccy's Day' and 'The Pond of Doom' later on, be patient.

Morgoth and Paleman

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Illy and Stonemonkey

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Stonemonkey, looking statesman like, despite a fucking hideous shirt

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Imperial Historian holds court

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Mezla, dogs and gin out of sight at this point

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Broody and Toby

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It's all polite at this stage

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Pathos, confused by the communal bathroom situation

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#503 Cougar

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Posted 15 July 2010 - 10:33 AM

Nice shot of the garden

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Mal and Illy - sexual predator, shiny new bionic cock out of shot.

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Mezla, I had to resist the strongest urge to tip her in

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Sir Thursday, Imperial Historian, Toby and Morgoth

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Rumour has it that you've got to pick a pocket or two.

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One of two things is making Toby look a bit peaky here

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Cougar, Macros and Mezla. We have a love/hate relationship. Well, pity more than love.

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That couch got some action

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Anomander and Brood, the early years

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Morgoth has pulled. I'll only use him and cast him aside

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#504 Cougar

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Posted 15 July 2010 - 10:39 AM

Last lot of the 'General' ones.

Morgy, Brood and Ano

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Brood does this a lot

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Me and Paleman

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MY EYES! (actually on closer inspection that might be longing)

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I have to get a picture of those badgers, so exotic and tough

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The cow costume

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The inevitable consequence

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Toby, before you complain, Macros wanted this shot to be you, sleeping, with his cock and balls on your forehead.

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#505 dktorode

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Posted 15 July 2010 - 11:14 AM

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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?

#506 pathos

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Posted 15 July 2010 - 11:21 AM

It really does look like mezla is weeing into the pond

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#507 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 15 July 2010 - 06:00 PM

Thanks Cougar! We're a happy bunch aren't we? And yes, I have the bladder of an elephant. The gin has to go somewhere.

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#508 Abyss

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Posted 15 July 2010 - 06:14 PM

re:

...Illy, the fuck are you wearing???

THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
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#509 Aptorian

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Posted 15 July 2010 - 07:27 PM

Camouflage.

#510 stone monkey

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Posted 15 July 2010 - 08:30 PM

There are substantial gaps in my memory of Saturday night; for instance, I recall no cougar-related conversations with Mezla... although I do vaguely remember the cow suit. I sincerely hope I didn't kill anyone... Anyone important, that is...

It was great to meet you all, some for the first time and some repeat offenders...

And I really, really don't think I'll be drinking Aquavit again; it doesn't agree with me. And it should probably be illegal...

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#511 Hetan

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Posted 15 July 2010 - 09:20 PM

Malaclypse posting as Hetan because it would be a shame to end my official silence over this...

@Cougar: You would post unflattering photos of my half-naked self - I recall your look of disgust - but it's my house, I was hot and I couldn't give a freeze-dried fuck what you think so fuck you.

The way I describe this event to people in my regular life is that we partied like it was the end of the world. Unless I'm mistaken, it was our lowest turnout but it felt like double the number. I had no idea Macros was busily getting our dogs drunk and somebody broke a chair?! There was no way to retain control of the situation. I can't even be sure of the order of operations with regard to the pond explorations...my current understanding is that Macros went in first, don't recall if I berated him for it or even if I was aware of it - the red rage of being pushed into my own pond shortly thereafter scrubbed that bit from my mind. There is picture evidence of us both being in there together, which will no doubt appear here in the next day or two, but I have no memory of it. I remember being apocalyptically angry about it and that's about it. It's lucky he's such a loveable soul. All kidding aside, there's going to be a waiver next year.

Coming out into the garden on Sunday morning, it was like an alcohol-bomb had gone off and a tribe of angry hobbits had descended on the situation. In short, it was probably the best of the BBQ's we've had to date, which is saying something.

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#512 Illuyankas

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Posted 15 July 2010 - 10:20 PM

Abyss, on 15 July 2010 - 06:14 PM, said:

re:

...Illy, the fuck are you wearing???

My least tasteless shirt, of course. The one I wore to my mate's wedding.

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#513 Giles

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 10:58 AM

Hetan, on 15 July 2010 - 09:20 PM, said:

I had no idea Macros was busily getting our dogs drunk and somebody broke a chair?!

Oh yeah, id forgotten about that... sorry

It literally crumpled under me

i must be too fat for your chairs

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#514 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 11:00 PM

OH YEAH!! aha, that was fucking hilarious. Another reason why we tiny skinny people shall inherit the earth.

#515 Macros

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 11:06 PM

Did I see this?

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#516 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 11:11 PM

I dont know, you may have been swimming at the time,.

#517 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 11:18 PM

I definitely didn't see this! But I wish I had.

I have had vague recollections of the gatecrashers over the last few days. Mainly the hilarity of how disappointed the buggers must have been if they gate crashed a party and then discovered it was populated with internet nerds. The mental image is priceless!

And Mal, your whole post made me feel remorseful until the last paragraph:

Hetan, on 15 July 2010 - 09:20 PM, said:

Coming out into the garden on Sunday morning, it was like an alcohol-bomb had gone off and a tribe of angry hobbits had descended on the situation. In short, it was probably the best of the BBQ's we've had to date, which is saying something.

Upon which it became the best post EVER! You crack me up. You're a great host and I do feel a little bad that we may get over exuberent (I can't spell that). We can't help ourselves and I think I speak for everyone, if we do ever make ourselves too comfortable, it is only because you guys create such a relaxed atmosphere. You really are the best hosts

*smarmy smile* I will endeavour to be less hungover next year so I can at least load up the dishwasher in the morning! And I know that's not what you meant by the post but you are both so good to us, it should be the least we can do!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#518 stone monkey

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 11:48 PM

I should very much like to second that! Especially as I became *ahem* "tired and emotional" somewhat earlier in the proceedings than I had envisaged. Mal and Hetan are the best, kindest hosts any collection of internet nerds (or indeed anyone) could ever hope for.

Next year I promise to lay off the aquavit (Although it is quite delicious)...

#519 Dag

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Posted 17 July 2010 - 06:57 PM

OK, I know I'm late for the party, but I've spent last week in Belgium, nursing the most epic hangover of my life, and trying to put together bits and pieces of memories from Saturday night, which was like putting together a 1.000 piece puzzle with some 900 pieces missing…

I mean – hey, what are you people complaining about…? Not remembering what you’ve said and done after midnight…? I can't even remember the cow-suit, although the pics above offer enough proof that I was standing just behind Mac while he was wearing it. And that was before midnight... Hangover? Headache...? Ha! You should have seen me on Sunday – my face a horrible shade of zombie-green, hyperventilating, hallucinating and clutching my plastic bag, while shouting at kids and Spanish tourists to shut up or else have my head explode and spill what's left of my brainz all over them... I guess Eurostar is going to add my photo to their "prohibited items" list after this trip...

But regarding those parts of the BBQ that I CAN remember:

First and most important, I want to thank Hetan and Mal for being most wonderful hosts in the world and putting up with us bunch of crazy people once again (probably against all that their past experience was supposed to teach them). A big thanks to both of you – you are awesome!

Further, a big hug for wonderful Mrs. Paleman, who was a lifesaver and a hero for helping us order a taxi and getting us home safe. It was a pleasure to meet you and Mr. Paleman again!

And last but not least – it was great to see you all girls and boys again, and to meet the new people. I am sorry I didn’t get the chance to talk more to some of you (and I apologize if I talked too much with most of you

) but it was a great evening and I love you all – I really, really do.