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#241 pathos

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 07:03 PM

How does the chuck norris(my phone's predictive text has his name and surname in it:-)) drinking game work? It sounds better than the vd game.

And i don't play 'games' when i drink:-)

I'll see if i can bring something from this side too... Any requests?

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#242 Macros

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 07:12 PM

its similar to the seagal drinking game.

every time chuck norris/ seagal/ van damme maims/kills someone, you drink

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#243 alt146

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 08:19 PM

Pathos, on 06 June 2010 - 07:03 PM, said:

Feed them mampoer! Show them how we roll down here :laughing:

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#244 pathos

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 09:10 PM

This could be a very deadly drinking game:-) Where am i supposed to find mampoer now?

Can we also make it everytime he has a flashback to nam? I think he does that more than anything else... Or if we going to watch texas ranger everytime he has a flashback to his days on the reservation?

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#245 alt146

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 07:14 AM

Pathos, on 06 June 2010 - 09:10 PM, said:

I'm sure there will be some mapoer at one of the bottle stores in Hatfield. Granted, it won't be the proper stuff that was distilled in the barn on Oom Thuis se plaas, but it should still be suitably vile

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#246 dktorode

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 07:17 AM

This could get interesting...mampoer?...oh dear...

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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?

#247 dktorode

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 07:18 AM

maybe get some witblitz while you are at it

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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?

#248 pathos

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 07:41 AM

I'm sure its illegal to transport that stuff out of the country:-)... I'll see what i can fit in my suitcase... If i can get to a suitably dodgey bottle store.

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 11:44 AM

Pathos, on 07 June 2010 - 07:41 AM, said:

I'm sure its illegal to transport that stuff out of the country:-)... I'll see what i can fit in my suitcase... If i can get to a suitably dodgey bottle store.

Alternatively ask Mal to follow the recipe....though he will need to start pretty soon Mampoer recipe

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#250 pathos

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 01:53 PM

Is that because it can make you blind?:-)

It really is rather unpleasant to drink... Like all good booze should be:-)

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 03:45 PM

A note to Pathos and Dutch Master of the Deck - only bring a bottle of your local filth (if you choose to bring some) - as anything else can be purchased at the local supermarket. We will stop there on the run from the train station to the bbq. Saves carrying a lot and you can also pick up any food items you may require that are outside of what we will provide (ie. burgers and sausages).

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 04:01 PM

Pathos, on 07 June 2010 - 01:53 PM, said:

Is that because it can make you blind?:-)

It really is rather unpleasant to drink... Like all good booze should be:-)

Just remember the proper way to drink witblitz is to keep it in your mouth for a full minute before swallowing.

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#253 pathos

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 06:21 PM

alt146, on 07 June 2010 - 04:01 PM, said:

Pathos, on 07 June 2010 - 01:53 PM, said:

Is that because it can make you blind?:-)

It really is rather unpleasant to drink... Like all good booze should be:-)

Just remember the proper way to drink witblitz is to keep it in your mouth for a full minute before swallowing.

It's all funny till some1 tries that and loses the ability to talk... or walk.

It does give you the ability to hurl things from your stomach at high velocity though... Some say faster than a speeding bullet, or over tall buildings in a single heave. Up up and... Hey i didn't eat carrots.

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#254 Illuyankas

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 09:29 PM

Sounds like my kind of drink!

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#255 Macros

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 09:33 PM

sounds totally horrific
If you can't enjoy drinking it, what exactly is the point?

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 10:45 PM

Macros, on 07 June 2010 - 09:33 PM, said:

sounds totally horrific
If you can't enjoy drinking it, what exactly is the point?

You just be silent and enjoy your rose wine. Adults are talking.

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 06:25 AM

Macros, on 07 June 2010 - 09:33 PM, said:

sounds totally horrific
If you can't enjoy drinking it, what exactly is the point?

Mainly to prove that you can.

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#258 dktorode

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 08:57 AM

Macros, on 07 June 2010 - 09:33 PM, said:

sounds totally horrific
If you can't enjoy drinking it, what exactly is the point?

drink this and shut up before you make an even bigger fool of yourself

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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 09:57 AM

dktorode, on 08 June 2010 - 08:57 AM, said:

drink this and shut up before you make an even bigger fool of yourself

Is that even possible?

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