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#441 User is offline   Imperial Historian 

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Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:39 PM

Thanks a lot for the awesome BBQ guys, I had a great time. Bill and Hazel once again put on an awesome spread, and Mrs P and Fid were heroes for continuously serving up food for the ravenous hordes.

Highlights that I recall:
Meeting ano and realising his startling similarity to Nick Frost (and his insistence that this was not true)
Watching people trying to understand macros, and trying to photograph his giant hands
Ano insulting winippeg and mal getting steadily more annoyed
Macros falling into the pond, and mal's subsequent rage - and attempts by all to calm him down.
Mal getting pushed into the pond
Macros following and subsequent pond faceoff
Morgoth forcing people to drink aquavit, and hetans shock when she realised the bottle was empty (she claims its the best drain cleaner she's ever used :))
Mezla's face the following morning

and many more, was great to see all the old crowd again, and was nice to see all the manky crowd finally make it down to the bbq. It was great to meet ano and his sister and pathos too, and all the usual crowd who flew him from places far and wide. Thanks brood for dropping me off in Salisbury. Looking forward to seeing some of the pictures, and for next year!
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 03:05 PM

This year's t-shirt - starring Paleman, Toby and Baudin

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Posted 12 July 2010 - 03:23 PM

Just got back from london...Thanks everyone i had an awesome time.

about the bed...my badPosted Image, i got lost and needed a rest in order to find my way out the house.
The braaing was of the highest quality and the booze was excellent :)
My snoring has gotten me punched/elbowed several times.

Thanks to the host for letting me spend some time in you lovely home.

i shall def try and make it back next year(if i'm still invited) as i was told i would be banned from the forum if i dont :p

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Posted 12 July 2010 - 03:40 PM

View PostHetan, on 12 July 2010 - 03:05 PM, said:

This year's t-shirt - starring Paleman, Toby and Baudin

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Nice picture, is it the Coltaine scene from the frontpage (Atleast I think it's a Coltaine scene)?
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 05:59 PM

View PostDutch, on 12 July 2010 - 03:40 PM, said:

View PostHetan, on 12 July 2010 - 03:05 PM, said:

This year's t-shirt - starring Paleman, Toby and Baudin

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Nice picture, is it the Coltaine scene from the frontpage (Atleast I think it's a Coltaine scene)?





No, that's a picture of Toby trying to lift Paleman's wallet..., looks like he may have lifted something else by mistake.

The T-shirt is Merlkir's Tenescowri vs Itkovian/Grey swords if i'm not mistaken ?
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 06:59 PM

View Postmasan, on 12 July 2010 - 05:59 PM, said:

View PostDutch, on 12 July 2010 - 03:40 PM, said:

View PostHetan, on 12 July 2010 - 03:05 PM, said:

This year's t-shirt - starring Paleman, Toby and Baudin

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Nice picture, is it the Coltaine scene from the frontpage (Atleast I think it's a Coltaine scene)?





No, that's a picture of Toby trying to lift Paleman's wallet..., looks like he may have lifted something else by mistake.

The T-shirt is Merlkir's Tenescowri vs Itkovian/Grey swords if i'm not mistaken ?



Could be at that too.

Sorry mind is still not completely working due to a nagging headache from the heat earlier at work.
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 08:12 PM

can't get the pictures off my phone for some reason, there's a few classics of a brutally hungover mezla on there too

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And this, I think, explains it all.
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 08:14 PM

View PostMacros, on 12 July 2010 - 11:32 AM, said:

Mezla, I do not recall texting you about the toilet incident, but its there in the sent box


Yes everyone, Mac texts me about his toilet incidents.

I just had a terrible day at work. Firstly, i was still very much hungover when my alarm went off at 6am. Then people asked me difficult questions all day, like 'how are you'. Then i had to run for the train home but it was cancelled so i had to get a cab with a very creepy man who sang Country ROads to me all the way home. Why do crazy people always happen to me?

Where are the photos people? I need reminding what happened.

Pathos - did you make it out boozing yesterday? Cos you looked how i felt when i last saw you! After which i had a funny turn in st pancras station and had to lie with my face on a cold bench :)
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 08:30 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 12 July 2010 - 08:14 PM, said:

View PostMacros, on 12 July 2010 - 11:32 AM, said:

Mezla, I do not recall texting you about the toilet incident, but its there in the sent box


Yes everyone, Mac texts me about his toilet incidents.

I just had a terrible day at work. Firstly, i was still very much hungover when my alarm went off at 6am. Then people asked me difficult questions all day, like 'how are you'. Then i had to run for the train home but it was cancelled so i had to get a cab with a very creepy man who sang Country ROads to me all the way home. Why do crazy people always happen to me?

Where are the photos people? I need reminding what happened.

Pathos - did you make it out boozing yesterday? Cos you looked how i felt when i last saw you! After which i had a funny turn in st pancras station and had to lie with my face on a cold bench Posted Image


ha ha... i did go out and managed to drink way too much again. so much so that my mate was still drunk when he woke up for work and neither of us can remember the trip home. feeling it now though. I'm never drinking again.
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#450 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 12 July 2010 - 08:56 PM

I don't know how you lot do it. My kidneys won't stop hurting.

I changed my mind about the photos!
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 09:18 PM

oh, and can someone send me the full size picture now on my profile, Its going to be a facebook profile picture

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Posted 12 July 2010 - 09:38 PM

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Macros, did you get the name from the Rift-War Saga by Feist?
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 09:45 PM

what name dutch?
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 09:51 PM

View PostDutch, on 12 July 2010 - 09:38 PM, said:

Off-topic

Macros, did you get the name from the Rift-War Saga by Feist?


Macros is the nickname the ancient Sumerians gave to the Mutant Claw attached to Macros arm. It was worshipped as a dark god that could create tidal waves and earthquakes.
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 09:52 PM

What Apt said
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 09:54 PM

dude...how did you do that to your toe?
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Posted 13 July 2010 - 06:57 AM

it is unclear as of yet how it happened.
Toby (I think) said I was complaining crica midnight about it, so I'm assuming a drunken stumble from the garage with more beer connected my toe to a stone of some kind
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Posted 13 July 2010 - 07:01 AM

I'll post some pics later today - it's been a long road to recovery this year.

Funniest thing - Macros - "You - you're not fit to be wearing a cowsuit, now take it off and give it to me".

I swear it looked like it was rehearsed - the dude just took it off and gave it to him.

@Macros - perhaps it happened during your dip in the pond. Told you those fish were dangerous :)
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Posted 13 July 2010 - 08:23 AM

@Maccy
How come your pics are datemarked as March 2007?

Moar pics! We demands it! :)

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Posted 13 July 2010 - 08:47 AM

It's the gravitational vortex surrounding his hand. It warps the space time continuum.
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