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St. Valentine's Day Not the Massacre

#21 User is offline   Stradivarius 

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 06:47 PM

great excuse to buy suspenders and stockings for the missis and se them on her! best underwear ever!!!!!

do buy flowers but then i buy flowers for the missis a fair bit so... as for going out to dinner? no chance bloody lambing woman! Cant u see i'm busy!!!!
but then i do try to go out for a meal at least twice a month.

and regardless that its valentines day........ the rugby MUST be watched first! befor anything else!
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#22 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 09:21 PM

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#23 User is offline   Leo 

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 09:46 PM

I never noticed before, but that's a rip-off of Thomas the Tank Engine!

Anyways, I don't much like valentines day, having always gotten the least amount of cards in K-4. Not to mention all the bother I was forced to go through in delivering my own cards to everyone else. Damn stickers.
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 09:57 PM

I'm pondering if apt writes the card to himself with his left hand, so his girlfriend isn't writing the the card as well as receiving it

personally, I have no reason to entertain the idea of valentines day, havent for many years. I'd feel like I'm missing out if I didn't see the retarded money some people splurge on the commercialised silly silly day
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 10:44 PM

I'm buying her gloves...................... Posted Image

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 11:01 PM

Velvet or silk?
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 11:03 PM

Ribbed, for his pleasure.
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#28 User is offline   Jusentantaka 

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 11:08 PM

For when she... with the finger... ewwwwwwwwww.
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 11:33 PM

View PostJusentantaka, on 05 February 2010 - 11:08 PM, said:

For when he himself... with the finger... ewwwwwwwwww.

Fixed. Also when did you become so squeamish?
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#30 User is offline   Jusentantaka 

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 01:44 AM

View PostIlluyankas, on 05 February 2010 - 11:33 PM, said:

View PostJusentantaka, on 05 February 2010 - 11:08 PM, said:

For when he himself... with the finger... ewwwwwwwwww.

Fixed. Also when did you become so squeamish?


I was ewwing because of the gloves. Skin to skin or it don't go in.
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 05:24 AM

i'll be enjpoying the long weekend, I suppose. I think i've got a footy game that Sunday, too.
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 03:36 PM

I'll be working, then most likely hanging out with friends.
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 06:42 PM

Getting ready to go to Panama for a week long holiday. And hopefully avoiding my "why won't she leave me alone?!" psychotic ex?- girlfriend.
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 06:59 PM

ooooooooh hawt. The city, or the part that doesn't suck?
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Posted 07 February 2010 - 01:38 AM

View PostRodeoRanch, on 06 February 2010 - 06:42 PM, said:

Getting ready to go to Panama for a week long holiday. And hopefully avoiding my "why won't she leave me alone?!" psychotic ex?- girlfriend.


Quick, someone post this itinerary to her facebook. Farcical hijinks ensue! :whistle:
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Posted 07 February 2010 - 09:25 AM

I hate valentines day. That said, this will be the first valentines in YEARS that I'm not single. I've got to brush up on the v-day mojo.
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#37 User is offline   Dag 

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 09:21 PM

This one made me laugh... :whistle:

Fifth of adults choose pet over partner on V'Day - poll
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 09:40 PM

I've always been single on V-day. Though frankly hearing people in the past few months talk about their relationship I'm quite happy to be single.
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Posted 10 February 2010 - 01:25 AM

I offered her a Pearl Necklace, but she said "no"...what am I supposed to do with all this brocoli?
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#40 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 10 February 2010 - 03:08 AM

My girlfriend is a thousand k's away, sadly, so I won't be participating in any V-Day hijinks. I'll probably send her some flowers, but that's about it. I asked her out about 3 days before Valentine's Day last year without realising the date (this day last year in fact), so we didn't do anything last year. Well, not entirely true, but you know. :p She's not a fan anyway, which is rather nice actually. No pressure.

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