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St. Valentine's Day Not the Massacre

#61 Morgoth

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 11:35 PM

RodeoRanch, on 13 February 2010 - 11:32 PM, said:

He told me I was the only one! Bastard!

Hah! As if you're man enough to keep him!

Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil

#62 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 11:39 PM

I would say there's enough to go around, but I enjoy a good cat fight.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#63 Morgoth

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 11:43 PM

rawr

Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil

#64 MTS

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 12:37 AM

First person to give you a bottle of vodka is the winner, I take it?

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#65 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 12:38 AM

In lingerie. Sexy man-lingerie.

Hmmmm. Does man lingerie exist? If it did, would you wear it? Musing on this is bringing up terrible images in my head.

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 12:40 AM

H.D., on 14 February 2010 - 12:38 AM, said:

In lingerie. Sexy man-lingerie.

Hmmmm. Does man lingerie exist? If it did, would you wear it? Musing on this is bringing up terrible images in my head.

Suck it Errant!

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#67 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 12:42 AM

Bra's aren't lingerie. Even if it's for humongous man-boobs.

#68 MTS

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 12:42 AM

H.D., on 14 February 2010 - 12:38 AM, said:

In lingerie. Sexy man-lingerie.

Hmmmm. Does man lingerie exist? If it did, would you wear it? Musing on this is bringing up terrible images in my head.

Budgie-smugglers and mankinis are the only things I can think of that could possibly be classified as 'man-lingerie', and they're swimwear.

This post has been edited by MTS: 14 February 2010 - 12:43 AM

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#69 Slow Ben

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 02:29 AM

H.D., on 14 February 2010 - 12:38 AM, said:

In lingerie. Sexy man-lingerie.

Hmmmm. Does man lingerie exist? If it did, would you wear it? Musing on this is bringing up terrible images in my head.

I foresee that man lingerie would only decrease my chance of sex.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#70 Darkwatch

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 03:48 AM

There are currently four girls next door, my neighbour's girlfriend and three of her friends.
I do not know if he himself is there.
Considering it will be VDay in 1 and a half hours what could this possibly mean?

The Pub is Always Open

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RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#71 RodeoRanch

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 04:31 AM

They killed and ate him to absorb his power?

#72 Darkwatch

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 04:40 AM

It is a possibility. If I see blood leaking through his door I'll know what's happened.

Though I'm wondering what I should do.

Put goat's blood on my door and carve runes of warding into my door frame?

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RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#73 Epiph

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 08:01 AM

H.D., on 14 February 2010 - 12:38 AM, said:

Hmmmm. Does man lingerie exist?

High resolution body hair?

<--angry purple ball of yarn wielding crochet hooks. How does that fail to designate my sex?

#74 Satan

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 02:36 PM

Tarcanus, on 12 February 2010 - 09:45 PM, said:

I, for one, would rather see a woman in lingerie than naked. There's something disgusting about a naked body. Of course, maybe I'm just strange.

At first, I agreed whole heartedly. You are strange.

Then I read this...

Quote

[...]she gets [] hair up her butt [...].

...and it all made sense.

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#75 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 10:19 AM

Regardiing lingerie, there's nothing saying it ever has to come off. No laws saying all clothes must be removed. Instead of pulling it off and throwing it on the floor, leave it on for the entire experience.

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