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Man choses wife over 6 foot World of Warcraft Orc Statue. I believe his man-card was just rendered void.
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Posted 07 January 2010 - 08:25 PM
Less = Only irrational 33% of the time.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 07 January 2010 - 08:27 PM
Oh, ok. I guess I'm just regular psychotic then. But it is so much fun.
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Posted 08 January 2010 - 04:38 AM
*ahem*
WoW sucks
That being said, he made the right call. Besides, you can just go and buy another even greater statue. In time, he may even grow to love it as he did the other. Then, in a few more years, he can look back and contemplate how creepy it was that he almost gave up his marriage to stay with the other great love of his life - a life size orc made of... whatever it's made of.
p.s. The basement thing hurts. 8(
WoW sucks
That being said, he made the right call. Besides, you can just go and buy another even greater statue. In time, he may even grow to love it as he did the other. Then, in a few more years, he can look back and contemplate how creepy it was that he almost gave up his marriage to stay with the other great love of his life - a life size orc made of... whatever it's made of.
p.s. The basement thing hurts. 8(
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Posted 08 January 2010 - 08:15 AM
Leo, on 08 January 2010 - 04:38 AM, said:
(..._ you can just go and buy another even greater statue. (...)
He could also just go and buy another woman, preferable a better-looking one.
Phase 1. Dump first chick.
Phase 2. ???
Phase 3. Profit.
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Posted 08 January 2010 - 03:40 PM
This thread has utterly destroyed my remaining faith in humanity 
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Posted 08 January 2010 - 04:00 PM
You actually still had faith in humanity?
@Leo, you're 16 or something right? When you're that age its cool that you live in the basement, not sad.
@Leo, you're 16 or something right? When you're that age its cool that you live in the basement, not sad.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 08 January 2010 - 04:25 PM
Ain, on 07 January 2010 - 07:26 AM, said:
I agree. There are certain people who, when in an unfavourable situation, turn the least little thing into an ultimatum. Such people are known as "women". To be fair, there are some things that only women can do... 
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Shinrei, on 07 January 2010 - 10:18 AM, said:
2) WOW nerds take what they get. 
This is why I need to able to give out more rep per day.
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Posted 08 January 2010 - 04:45 PM
I'm just wondering how many of you guys who would have chosen the orc, and have so much to say about how terrible we women are, actually have a girlfriend. I'm guessing not many! 
If you did have a lady in your life (other than you mom of course) I'd be willing to bet there are a few things you'd be willing to give up if your girl asked you to. It's all about compromise.
I would never make my guy give up something he really loved doing or, put forth an ultimatum. It's not like she said he had to give up WoW. We're talking about a six foot orc here! That doesn't really qualify as appropriate home decor. I know I wouldn't want one in my house. If my partner really wanted it and couldn't bear to part with it, I'd probably let him keep it in the basement or garage, but that's as far as I would go. Actually back that up, I can't see myself being involved with a man who had a six foot orc in the first place! In fact I think that woman deserves some porps for seeing that orc and not running for the hills, let alone agreeing to marry him!
If you did have a lady in your life (other than you mom of course) I'd be willing to bet there are a few things you'd be willing to give up if your girl asked you to. It's all about compromise. I would never make my guy give up something he really loved doing or, put forth an ultimatum. It's not like she said he had to give up WoW. We're talking about a six foot orc here! That doesn't really qualify as appropriate home decor. I know I wouldn't want one in my house. If my partner really wanted it and couldn't bear to part with it, I'd probably let him keep it in the basement or garage, but that's as far as I would go. Actually back that up, I can't see myself being involved with a man who had a six foot orc in the first place! In fact I think that woman deserves some porps for seeing that orc and not running for the hills, let alone agreeing to marry him!
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Posted 08 January 2010 - 04:52 PM
A better looking girl? She's echelons above his level already, look at him He's a sad and rather chubby middle-aged balding man who owns an Orc statue, ffs.
He's a sad and rather chubby middle-aged balding man who owns an Orc statue, ffs.
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Posted 08 January 2010 - 05:11 PM
caladanbrood, on 08 January 2010 - 04:52 PM, said:
A better looking girl? She's echelons above his level already, look at him He's a sad and rather chubby middle-aged balding man who owns an Orc statue, ffs.
He's a sad and rather chubby middle-aged balding man who owns an Orc statue, ffs.Well that deserves a bit of rep! Nice to see some of you have a bit of common sense!
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Posted 08 January 2010 - 05:15 PM
caladanbrood, on 08 January 2010 - 04:52 PM, said:
A better looking girl? She's echelons above his level already, look at him He's a sad and rather chubby middle-aged balding man who owns an Orc statue, ffs.
He's a sad and rather chubby middle-aged balding man who owns an Orc statue, ffs.So, would he be above her level if she was the owner?
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Posted 08 January 2010 - 08:26 PM
Ben: Newly 15, actually. I don't live in the basement, I just don't like that stereotype. I doubt many people really believe it to be true, though. I hope many don't.
Yes. Yes, he would.
There's fandom, and there's fanaticism. I'd say that statue alone puts him on the very fine line between the two.
Yes. Yes, he would.
There's fandom, and there's fanaticism. I'd say that statue alone puts him on the very fine line between the two.
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Posted 09 January 2010 - 10:46 PM
That is a pretty awesome statue. I don't know if I would let my wife make me get rid of something like that. I mean...obviously I'd rather have a wife than an orc statue, but c'mon...a man is allowed to have some manly things around the house. If I was him, I would've tried to compromise with her and see if I could get a den or something that I could keep my "manly" things in haha. That is kind of what happened to this sweet world map I have framed...my wife thinks it's stupid to like maps so much to display one on a wall, so it got banished to my den .
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