Man choses wife over 6 foot World of Warcraft Orc Statue.

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Man choses wife over 6 foot World of Warcraft Orc Statue. I believe his man-card was just rendered void.

#21 Satan

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Posted 06 January 2010 - 12:02 AM

Gothos, on 05 January 2010 - 08:55 PM, said:

H.D., on 05 January 2010 - 07:29 PM, said:

I've had girlfriends buy me Star Wars stuff. So, they knew what they were getting into when they started dating me, so there would be no sudden, "Ani's gotta go." If, the worst happened and it did come to this, well, I'm pretty much a lawyer, it'd be in the pre-nup.

send them my way.
also, the guy had the statue for six god damn years. she's just figuring out ways to make him more lonely and frightened and easier to control. like Rodeo said (oh God am I agreeing with him? what's the world gone to...), it's just a step on the way of ensnaring his will to live and independant thought.
should've booted the bitch tho moment she started complaining!

Even worse, I agree with you! Any girl posing ultimatums to me is out the door with a lick of my boot to her ass. It doesn't matter if she demands of me to choose between her and a newly picked dogs turd, the posed ultimatum will just give me a new fetish for canine feces. Posing ultimatums are irrational. And I hate irrational people!

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Posted 06 January 2010 - 08:20 PM

Seriously?

why couldn't they get a house where he'd have his own study where he'd keep the statue and the woman would never want to go in there, because of said statue.

that'd have been a perfect compromise. but he chose to get whipped instead.

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Posted 06 January 2010 - 10:55 PM

Let this be a warning to nerds everywhere... get a prenup.

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 02:40 AM

I agree with Bryn. Any girl putting down an ultimatum is a control freak (even more so on something like this).
And Mentalist is right somehow you'd assume that a house is big enough to have the statue somewhere without it being in the way.

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 07:26 AM

Darkwatch, on 07 January 2010 - 02:40 AM, said:

I agree with Bryn. Any girl putting down an ultimatum is a control freak (even more so on something like this).

I agree. There are certain people who, when in an unfavourable situation, turn the least little thing into an ultimatum. Such people are known as "pains in the ass."

To be fair, there are some things that only women can do...

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 07:59 AM

Honestly, who would have chosen the wife over the statue? I mean.. it's an Orc Statue! And I don't even play WoW!

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 08:34 AM

Ultimatums don't work with women, they shouldn't work with men either.

That being said, I think "giving up his man card" is an overstatement. Giving up his 'nerd card' would be more appropriate.

Sex or nerd for life? He chose to keep boinking his wife rather than going back to life in his parent's basement.

Now if he gave into the following ultimatum: "give up bacon and beer for me" - THEN he'd no longer be a man.

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 08:50 AM

Shinrei, on 07 January 2010 - 08:34 AM, said:

Sex or nerd for life? He chose to keep boinking his wife rather than going back to life in his parent's basement.

way to deform it. firstly, bang THAT? I'd rather watch porn really. secondly, the "parent's basement" is a really pathethic blow here.

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Now if he gave into the following ultimatum: "give up bacon and beer for me" - THEN he'd no longer be a man.

what's with people and bacon? there's so many better meats than that.
however, giving up beer is indeed a "give up manlihood" card

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 09:20 AM

You'd rather watch porn than have sex? I refuse to believe that. I don't care what "THAT" equates to.

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 10:18 AM

Gothos, on 07 January 2010 - 08:50 AM, said:

Shinrei, on 07 January 2010 - 08:34 AM, said:

Sex or nerd for life? He chose to keep boinking his wife rather than going back to life in his parent's basement.

way to deform it. firstly, bang THAT? I'd rather watch porn really. secondly, the "parent's basement" is a really pathethic blow here.

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Now if he gave into the following ultimatum: "give up bacon and beer for me" - THEN he'd no longer be a man.

what's with people and bacon? there's so many better meats than that.
however, giving up beer is indeed a "give up manlihood" card

Two points:

1) Obviously he wants to bang that. He married that, didnt he?

2) WOW nerds take what they get. :nono:

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 10:20 AM

Shinrei, on 07 January 2010 - 10:18 AM, said:

1) Obviously he wants to bang that. He married that, didnt he?

That was before he found out she was an alliance supporter.

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 12:31 PM

I would infact buy ten of these monstrosities purely so that I could then get rid of them and take advantage of the guilt it would hopefully generate in the other half for years and years.

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 01:38 PM

H.D., on 07 January 2010 - 09:20 AM, said:

You'd rather watch porn than have sex? I refuse to believe that. I don't care what "THAT" equates to.

got to have some standards

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 02:45 PM

caladanbrood, on 07 January 2010 - 12:31 PM, said:

I would infact buy ten of these monstrosities purely so that I could then get rid of them and take advantage of the guilt it would hopefully generate in the other half for years and years.

Really? I'd buy ten of them just to line up in the hallway by the door to ward off Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 05:21 PM

Illuyankas, on 07 January 2010 - 02:45 PM, said:

caladanbrood, on 07 January 2010 - 12:31 PM, said:

I would infact buy ten of these monstrosities purely so that I could then get rid of them and take advantage of the guilt it would hopefully generate in the other half for years and years.

Really? I'd buy ten of them just to line up in the hallway by the door to ward off Jehovah's Witnesses.

Answering the door in an Asphyx tee is cheaper.

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 07:22 PM

Gothos, on 07 January 2010 - 01:38 PM, said:

H.D., on 07 January 2010 - 09:20 AM, said:

You'd rather watch porn than have sex? I refuse to believe that. I don't care what "THAT" equates to.

got to have some standards

In my life I've come to find that you do not, in fact, have to have standards.

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 07:24 PM

H.D., on 07 January 2010 - 07:22 PM, said:

Gothos, on 07 January 2010 - 01:38 PM, said:

H.D., on 07 January 2010 - 09:20 AM, said:

You'd rather watch porn than have sex? I refuse to believe that. I don't care what "THAT" equates to.

got to have some standards

In my life I've come to find that you do not, in fact, have to have standards.

That's just because you live in the mid west.

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 07:27 PM

And there are pretty, ugly, fat, thin, psychotic, less psychotic, women here. The only thing we're lacking in is the less psychotic range. Maybe they escaped.

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 08:13 PM

I would totally marry someone for just having such a statue.

Too bad I decided not to ever marry.

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 08:22 PM

H.D., on 07 January 2010 - 07:27 PM, said:

And there are pretty, ugly, fat, thin, psychotic, less psychotic, women here. The only thing we're lacking in is the less psychotic range. Maybe they escaped.

oh yes we did. Wait. how much less psychotic are you talking about?