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Man choses wife over 6 foot World of Warcraft Orc Statue. I believe his man-card was just rendered void.
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Posted 05 January 2010 - 12:10 PM
Wait its appalling that he chose his wife or appalling that he had to make the choice in the first place?
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Posted 05 January 2010 - 12:57 PM
depends on the wife, I'd say, but in this case - appaling he gave away the orc...
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Posted 05 January 2010 - 04:05 PM
No excuse for giving up something that awesome. None!
I wonder if she has a special compartment in her purse just for his balls?
I wonder if she has a special compartment in her purse just for his balls?
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Posted 05 January 2010 - 04:29 PM
I am appalled, but not by the story...
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Posted 05 January 2010 - 05:00 PM
Damn. I wish I knew about this before he sold it. I'd so have it sitting in my front yard right now. Or maybe rig up some kind of rail system that shoots it around to the front door whenever someone knocks.
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Posted 05 January 2010 - 06:03 PM
I'm glad the statue went to Aberdeen.
the locals will believe it's one of their own come home.
the locals will believe it's one of their own come home.
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 05 January 2010 - 06:20 PM
I'd say its appalling that he owned the thing in the first place
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Posted 05 January 2010 - 06:26 PM
She was terrified of the statute reads to me like she was terrified of what other people would think when they walked into the married couples home.
He made the right decision, btw. Divorce would probably cost more than that statue is worth.
He made the right decision, btw. Divorce would probably cost more than that statue is worth.
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Posted 05 January 2010 - 07:24 PM
He did NOT make the right decision. Marriage is about compromise. Am I getting rid of all my Star Wars and nerd stuff when I get married?
Absolutely Not!!!
edit: HD, if you had a 6ft Vader would you give it away when you get married? hmmmmm?
Absolutely Not!!!
edit: HD, if you had a 6ft Vader would you give it away when you get married? hmmmmm?
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I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 05 January 2010 - 07:29 PM
Don't you even BEGIN to compare the Wars to WoW.
I've had girlfriends buy me Star Wars stuff. So, they knew what they were getting into when they started dating me, so there would be no sudden, "Ani's gotta go." If, the worst happened and it did come to this, well, I'm pretty much a lawyer, it'd be in the pre-nup.
I've had girlfriends buy me Star Wars stuff. So, they knew what they were getting into when they started dating me, so there would be no sudden, "Ani's gotta go." If, the worst happened and it did come to this, well, I'm pretty much a lawyer, it'd be in the pre-nup.
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Posted 05 January 2010 - 07:36 PM
He chose poorly in the wife department. First the statue. Then his computer games. Then all his friends. Finally his will to live. All gone!
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Posted 05 January 2010 - 08:11 PM
H.D., on 05 January 2010 - 07:29 PM, said:
Don't you even BEGIN to compare the Wars to WoW.
I would never. Thats insulting.
Back on topic...
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Posted 05 January 2010 - 08:28 PM
Who wants a Vader statue when you could have Jar Jar?
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Posted 05 January 2010 - 08:40 PM
I write this with tears of ineffable sadness streaming down my face. By my posting on this thread, the worst thing possible has happened, you all who thought me such an intelligent upstanding (all right so I suffer from megalomania as well) now find out that I am a recovering WoW addict. I loved my Orc warrior w/ ashkandi back when it meant two shotting newbs all day... To have one of those IRL.... well cmon up to the door Mr. Sales man! PWNED! Urge to play wow rising..... Must resist.... must not... give up....
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Posted 05 January 2010 - 08:55 PM
H.D., on 05 January 2010 - 07:29 PM, said:
I've had girlfriends buy me Star Wars stuff. So, they knew what they were getting into when they started dating me, so there would be no sudden, "Ani's gotta go." If, the worst happened and it did come to this, well, I'm pretty much a lawyer, it'd be in the pre-nup.
send them my way.
also, the guy had the statue for six god damn years. she's just figuring out ways to make him more lonely and frightened and easier to control. like Rodeo said (oh God am I agreeing with him? what's the world gone to...), it's just a step on the way of ensnaring his will to live and independant thought.
should've booted the bitch tho moment she started complaining!
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Posted 05 January 2010 - 09:38 PM
way to link to a crappy site.
Though that model makes me pine for the days of Alien/s where people would actually make models and shit instead of shitty cgi for everything.
Though that model makes me pine for the days of Alien/s where people would actually make models and shit instead of shitty cgi for everything.
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