[Tsundoku]

Cougar, on 17 December 2009 - 10:34 AM, said:

Morgoth, on 16 December 2009 - 10:26 PM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 16 December 2009 - 10:20 PM, said:

Officially the funniest real life Malazan incident yet!

Whisper's mournfull look after we were forced to wash him after the last bbq certainly competes

If you keep circulating this myth about Mezla being sick on a dog, then one day I suspect you'll wake up to find your last, pain filled hours involve an angry molecular biologist, a ball gag, some electrodes and a red hot poker, and as you lose consciousness for the final time, although your main thought will be "I wish I'd listened to Jim about antagonising Mezla" the peripheral revelation, niggling at the back of your mind, will be that the word 'fist' can also be a verb.

You've obviously spent some time thinking about this. I ponder your motivations in doing so ...

This post has been edited by Sombra: 18 December 2009 - 02:04 AM

[Cougar]

Ponder no longer dear boy: I'm a massive pervert. You, of all people, should understand that.

[Illuyankas]

Pfft, that's not nearly as perverse as using a birthday cake candle, duct tape, and a Scalextric track. Or a bicycle pump, an electric sander and a copy of Atlas Shrugged. Or playing Prussian Roulette with a modified Pop-Up Pirate game.

Amateurs.

[Cougar]

Illuyankas, on 18 December 2009 - 08:56 AM, said:

Pfft, that's not nearly as perverse as using a birthday cake candle, duct tape, and a Scalextric track. Or a bicycle pump, an electric sander and a copy of Atlas Shrugged. Or playing Prussian Roulette with a modified Pop-Up Pirate game.

Amateurs.

Illuyankas, on 18 December 2009 - 08:56 AM, said:

Atlas Shrugged

Illuyankas, on 18 December 2009 - 08:56 AM, said:

Atlas Shrugged

Illuyankas, on 18 December 2009 - 08:56 AM, said:

Atlas Shrugged

You monster.

[Thelomen Toblerone]

When I read this, and saw Illy mention prussian roulette, I immediately thought my idea of what prussian roulette was must be wrong, as Illy was mentioning it and it therefore must be at least 100 times more perverted. But no, seems I was right. You disappoint me, Illy.

[Tsundoku]

Cougar, on 18 December 2009 - 08:43 AM, said:

Ponder no longer dear boy: I'm a massive pervert. You, of all people, should understand that.

Fair point, rep where it's deserved.

Illuyankas, on 18 December 2009 - 08:56 AM, said:

Pfft, that's not nearly as perverse as using a birthday cake candle, duct tape, and a Scalextric track. Or a bicycle pump, an electric sander and a copy of Atlas Shrugged. Or playing Prussian Roulette with a modified Pop-Up Pirate game.Amateurs.

When you say Prussian Roulette, I think "Two girls, One Shot".

Thelomen Toblerone, on 21 December 2009 - 12:25 AM, said:

When I read this, and saw Illy mention prussian roulette, I immediately thought my idea of what prussian roulette was must be wrong, as Illy was mentioning it and it therefore must be at least 100 times more perverted. But no, seems I was right. You disappoint me, Illy.

You're getting jaded in your old age Toby. Time to stop burgling Tory households.

[Illuyankas]

Thelomen Toblerone, on 21 December 2009 - 12:25 AM, said:

When I read this, and saw Illy mention prussian roulette, I immediately thought my idea of what prussian roulette was must be wrong, as Illy was mentioning it and it therefore must be at least 100 times more perverted. But no, seems I was right. You disappoint me, Illy.

You are getting jaded in your old age. Well, your age plus the years you stole from your chimneysweep chums to stay alive as they all died of emphysema, anyway.

Bet you can't guess what Bavarian Roulette is though.

[Abyss]

Fun interview. And that story from the signing is legend.



- Abyss, blames it all on Brood.

[amphibian]

Illuyankas, on 21 December 2009 - 07:08 AM, said:

Bet you can't guess what Bavarian Roulette is though.

You drink six packs of beer steins until somebody drops?

[eekwibble]

I remember it quite well. I believe the question came from an old forum member called Smiles who was sat to the right of you guys with his gf (the Goth couple) although I can't remember what the q was exactly.

I was sat at the front and turned around as SE said; "No, you..." pointing at Tiste, who had the worlds biggest smile on his face, and then; "I always see pictures of you surrounded by beautiful girls" (or words to that effect) as Cougar almost curled up in his chair convulsing with laughter and Mez pretty much just laughed in Brood's face.

I'd only added Brood as a friend on facebook recently but I'd chatted to him on msn and I knew his reputation for being an unashamed SE fanboy and it was all I could do to keep from roaring with laughter as he went several shades of pink/red/purple.

An awesome event to be sure.

(nvm though mate, I was captain of my school's netball team once.... way worse than Badminton... )




EDIT - stoopid errors

This post has been edited by eekwibble: 22 December 2009 - 01:19 AM

[Gem Windcaster]

Wow thanks for sharing that story eekwibble, it gives us poor fellas that aren't even close to being able to go to one of those signings something to day dream about. Sounds epic.

[Shinrei]

The next interviewee hails from the swamp:




amphibian



Get some questions in please! He's promised to be detailed, and thruthful. Mwa ha ha ha ha.

[Shinrei]

Could some kind mod/admin please move Grimhilde's thread into the 20 question HOF subforum? Thanks!