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If MBotF was made into a movie, who would play who?

#121 Maeve

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 08:39 PM

Jingospice, on 29 April 2011 - 06:30 PM, said:

Dude, all these people fit so well. I was thinking of Kalam as more of a big black guy though, like Michael Jai White, or Djimon Hounsou. I also pictured Quick Ben more of a skinny guy like Jamie Hector, although, if you switched Djimon Hounsou and Oded Fehr for QB and Kalam this would seem like a better fit.

Also Bill Nighy, dead ringer for Kallor (picture him with long white hair). I could see Michael Caine as Bugg, just because he has the perfect voice for all of those sarcastic remarks.

Oded Fehr for Quick Ben...hmmmmmmm I was under the impression than Quick Ben was darker than Kalam....but that would be nice anyway...
Michael Cain as Bugg? Or as K'rul? I'm still unsure about all the ascendant and elder gods....
I think I'm going to change one of my suggestions:
Richard Armitage as Cotillion, what do you think? And, I don't know if it has already been suggested, but what of Sean Bean as Whiskeyjack?

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 08:41 PM

I'm starting to wonder if Sean Bean knows he has a legion of fan girls here.
Maybe send him a heads up?

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 09:39 PM

Darkwatch, on 29 April 2011 - 08:41 PM, said:

I'm starting to wonder if Sean Bean knows he has a legion of fan girls here.
Maybe send him a heads up?

Ah... Should I understand I'm not the only one to suggest that? Or SB comes in all manner of suggestion for character?

Did someone already suggest Ian McDiarmid as Shadowsthrone? You know, Palpatine... (resist...temptation...to...use...light...saber...emoticon...)

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#124 Illuyankas

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 09:49 PM

Sean Bean has a legion of fangirls everywhere.

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#125 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 11:10 PM

Wow, talk about thread-necromancy.

I am going to blaspheme a bit here (just because it's too damned funny), and say that Mos Def should play QB.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 11:36 PM

You know what we should do?

suggest forum members for parts in the proposed movie.

For instance:

I think Apt would make a decent Iskaral Pust, for his raving insanity.

Illy would be a good Kallor, just for his hatred of everything. I could see Illy slaughtering millions for power.

and of course, our resident corpse-botherer Tiste would have to be a necromancer

any other suggestions in this vein?

meh. Link was dead :(

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 11:43 PM

SM could be QB, he has the look.

Rodeo could play Tehol since being pantless is similar to wearing just a blanket.

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 03:08 AM

I think I ought to play Truth. I'm the kid around here that everyone's trying to guide through life.

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 09:33 AM

Cocoreturns, on 29 April 2011 - 11:36 PM, said:

any other suggestions in this vein?

Don't say things like this. I just see in the Malazan BBQ a Camera coming out and members of forum being drafted into an impromptu movie filming... the horror.... the horror.....

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 09:41 AM

Cocoreturns, on 29 April 2011 - 11:36 PM, said:

You know what we should do?

suggest forum members for parts in the proposed movie.

For instance:

I think Apt would make a decent Iskaral Pust, for his raving insanity.

Excellent, and if the bhoka'rala are played by little children who like to knock things off supermarket shelves the role should come easy to him.

Also, Terez would be Mogora.

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#131 Loki

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 10:34 AM

Sean Bean *drools*

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 03 May 2011 - 02:56 PM

I should play Kalam, being the only one on the forum with any sort of bearish qualities!

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#133 Tsundoku

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 07:37 AM

Salk Elan/Pearl = me.

A smarmy smart-arse who

Bonehunters spoiler:

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Come on, you know you'd love to see that happen to me. I'm a natural to be the villain you love to hate.

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 07:53 AM

I could so play Bottle!
Just sayin...

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 07:56 AM

I'm perfect for Ublala Pung.

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#136 Loki

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 12:09 PM

I'm totally playing Whiskeyjack........

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 12:14 PM

Shotgun Leff.

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 12:18 PM

Ummm... Challice? Mostly cause I'm mostly useless

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 09:43 PM

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 02:57 AM

Maeve, on 29 April 2011 - 08:39 PM, said:

Jingospice, on 29 April 2011 - 06:30 PM, said:

I can totally see Richard Armitage as Cotillion. And i can see Sean Bean as Whiskey Jack (although I can see alot of middle aged white guys with long hair as Whiskey Jack). And yeah, I think Quick might have been darker than Kalam, but Kalam was still a big black guy. I really like Oded Fehr, I think Jamie Hector has the look of Quick Ben (idk if he can pull off a North African accent)