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If MBotF was made into a movie, who would play who?

#21 Sinisdar Toste

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Posted 04 December 2009 - 06:06 PM

there's only one that really blew me away in your list J Phoenix, and i'm surprised that no one else has noticed this...
Drew Barrymore as Tattersail!!!!? WHAT? Tattersail has some padding friend, some cushion for Ganoes pushin! remember how calot is "nestled in her bulk" in some of the very first scenes of GotM? Barrymore would have to gain like fifty pounds at least

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Posted 04 December 2009 - 06:20 PM

Eddie Dean, on 04 December 2009 - 05:26 PM, said:

What about Shadowthrone? Any Ideas for him.

I was gonna say Robert Loggia for the voice, but that's a waste of a perfectly good old guy, when he could be Duiker.

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Posted 04 December 2009 - 06:44 PM

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#24 High house Me

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Posted 04 December 2009 - 08:29 PM

this may sound stupid to some people but id always pictured someone like robert pattinson (dude from twilight films) playing paran for some reason always saw paran as that sortof person well educated and stuff. i like the idea of christian bale as fiddler got that whole appeal about him and ive thought long an ghard about that as fid is my fave character. and i love the idea of dijmon honsu as kalam

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Posted 04 December 2009 - 09:11 PM

High house Me, on 04 December 2009 - 08:29 PM, said:

this may sound stupid to some people but id always pictured someone like robert pattinson (dude from twilight films) playing paran

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Posted 04 December 2009 - 10:47 PM

Definatley Lance Reddick for QB and James McAvoy for Paran.

With The Wire in mind, I think Idris Elba ( Stringer Bell) would be great as Kalam
I think Clint is a bit too old for Kallor, his arm would snap when he tried picking up his sword, mhybe a few years ago... Posted Image

Maybe Scott Glen ? Walken would ham it up too much.

Matt Lucas from Little Britain is both annoying and amusing enough to be Kruppe and as far as Apsalar goes there is only one feasible option, Maggie Q. I think she's half Chinese, definatley easy on the eye and can Kung Fu the crap out of anyone ( including Bruce Willis in DH4).

Oh and Aragorn is Whiskeyjack.

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Posted 04 December 2009 - 11:19 PM

Hmm, shouldn't it be "who would play whom?"

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 05:10 AM

I chould see Clive Owen or Eric Bana play Wiskeyjack.
Micheal Ironside to play Dujek
The woman from Dollhouse (November i think) for Tattlersail

Jusentantaka, Apsalar was about 12, 13 or 14 when with the recruiter, but the events at Pale and Darujhistan are about 2 years later. So she could be around 16, 17 mark as of MOI.

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 05:27 AM

lobo the wolfman, on 05 December 2009 - 05:10 AM, said:

Jusentantaka, Apsalar was about 12, 13 or 14 when with the recruiter, but the events at Pale and Darujhistan are about 2 years later. So she could be around 16, 17 mark as of MOI.

Which according to Hollywood casting means she would be played by a 25+ year old.

QB = Chiwetel Eijofor (sp?), but I do admit that Reddick fellow has the look.
Kalam = Djimon Hounsou or Kevin Grevioux
Kallor = Christopher Walken. This is non-negotiable as established by long forum precedent and references from people "in the know"

Apsalar = Devon Aoki. She does a pretty good nasty pout, and has already played that type of part a couple of times. I don't care about typecasting former models.

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 07:49 PM

Sombra, on 05 December 2009 - 05:27 AM, said:

Kallor = Christopher Walken. This is non-negotiable as established by long forum precedent and references from people "in the know"

It's true.

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 08:37 PM

QB = Will Smith
Ganoes Paran = Orlando Bloom

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 08:49 PM

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 08:51 PM

Impirion, on 05 December 2009 - 08:37 PM, said:

QB = Will Smith
Ganoes Paran = Orlando Bloom

I think I threw up a bit in my mouth

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 08:54 PM

Orlando Bloom - Skulldeath. Or Pearl.

If we really really really have to have him.

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 09:23 PM

I find it quite hilarious that Paran is posing such a problem to us all.
Maybe James Purefoy?

We could throw Simon Pegg in there somewhere.

Kevin McKidd should be captain Kindly.

As for older and/or jaded Bridgeburners or Marines:
-Michael Biehn
-Ray Stevenson
-David Franklin

Tony Amendola could be a fellow old general of Dujek's or Dujek himself.

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 10:16 PM

Darkwatch, on 05 December 2009 - 09:23 PM, said:

I find it quite hilarious that Paran is posing such a problem to us all.
Maybe James Purefoy?

Too old and sure of himself. I see him more as Pearl (if anyone besides me could do him justice

), plus he could portray Pearls' change in TBH quite well.

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We could throw Simon Pegg in there somewhere.

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Kevin McKidd should be captain Kindly.

Keneb. He has that ... everyman dignity. Or something. And waaaay too much hair.

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As for older and/or jaded Bridgeburners or Marines:
-Michael Biehn
-Ray Stevenson
-David Franklin

In order:
-Fiddler. Give him salt-and-pepper hair and beard. maybe more salt than pepper?
-Karsa. He can do the presence, the savagery and the humour.
-not sure, maybe Mallet?

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Tony Amendola could be a fellow old general of Dujek's or Dujek himself.

Good physical match. F Murray Abraham could do Dujek too.

Someone has been watching "Rome" lately. I approve.

Sir Ian Mckellen as Duiker.
Keith Allen (BBCs Sheriff of Nottingham) as Kruppe, he does a nice turn as smart and smug.

Orlando Bloom as Clip - he's pretty enough, and would be believable as smug, nasty, overconfident and thoroughly irritating. We could all feel quite secure in loving to hate him.

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 10:27 PM

Good calls for McKidd and Purefoy, as well for Biehn.
And I approve of Bloom for Clip. Now we need a bunch of emos to play the rest of those annoying brats.
God I hate Rake's Brood.

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#38 Tsundoku

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 10:37 PM

Darkwatch, on 05 December 2009 - 10:27 PM, said:

Good calls for McKidd and Purefoy, as well for Biehn.
And I approve of Bloom for Clip. Now we need a bunch of emos to play the rest of those annoying brats.
God I hate Rake's Brood.

How about Jared Leto and the rest of 30 seconds to Mars? Artantha would be a difficult one though, I see her as Jennifer Connelly around the time of the Rocketeer. Dunno who would do it now, not Liv Tyler, that's for sure.

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 11:07 PM

Illuyankas, on 04 December 2009 - 06:44 PM, said:

EVERYONE IS BRIAN BLESSED

what he ^ said.

no, i'm not biased. why do you ask?

by the way, surprised no-one has punted David Tennant for a role yet.

meh. Link was dead :(

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Posted 06 December 2009 - 10:32 AM

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Also, we could throw in the other ex-Doctors...

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