[drinksinbars]

Tapper, on 16 November 2009 - 10:04 AM, said:

I have thus far refrained from using my diabolical wits and devilish charm to build a criminal syndicate with which to take over the world. You may thank Malazan Mafia for that

because even internet bookworms can easily defeat your nefarious schemes?

[Cougar]

Sombra, on 16 November 2009 - 09:00 AM, said:

Cougar, on 15 November 2009 - 05:32 PM, said:

I make the world better looking ...

... by standing next to it.

Read post carefully. Look up meaning of 'mean'. Read post again. Realise Cougar closed of this avenue of joke by anticipating it.

Bask in how Cougar makes the world a better place in so many ways.

Start feline based religion, damn it, Abyss beat you to it.

[Tapper]

drinksinbars, on 16 November 2009 - 10:55 AM, said:

Tapper, on 16 November 2009 - 10:04 AM, said:

I have thus far refrained from using my diabolical wits and devilish charm to build a criminal syndicate with which to take over the world. You may thank Malazan Mafia for that

because even internet bookworms can easily defeat your nefarious schemes?

'zactly. This is a lot safer.

[Macros]

I kill mimes.

[Tarcanus]

I mime kills.

[Cold Iron]

Tiste Simeon, on 16 November 2009 - 10:48 AM, said:

Cows are a big source of methane and this causes a hole in the ozone layer. I eat lots of steak, thus reducing the cow population and helping the environment.

Ok please tell me you don't actually think methane causes a hole in the ozone layer

[MTS]

I try my utmost to contain the Twilight infection amongst my friends and family, thus sparing them from the slow degradation from normal, functioning human being into rabid fangirl seriously needing euthanasia (it's the right thing to do).

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Slow Ben, on 15 November 2009 - 09:13 PM, said:

I am systematically deteriorating my girlfriends love for Twilight.

Its a slow and arduous process, but worthwhile.

Good man!

As for the world, well, I am trying to suppress my sister's love of Miley Cyrus. So far she's bought the biography. I think I'm winning.

[Satan]

I'm working hard on my masters degree in Science of Religion so that, one day, in the distant future, I'll still working as ground crew at the local airport.

[Tsundoku]

Cougar, on 16 November 2009 - 11:34 AM, said:

Sombra, on 16 November 2009 - 09:00 AM, said:

Cougar, on 15 November 2009 - 05:32 PM, said:

I make the world better looking ...

... by standing next to it.

Read post carefully. Look up meaning of 'mean'. Read post again. Realise Cougar closed of this avenue of joke by anticipating it.

Take my comment literally. Think "wingman".

[Grimjust Bearegular]

I don't have a car and take the bus or walk everywhere I go.


When I start earning lots and lots of money I won't be green at all. But I'll make the world a better place...for me!

[Tiste Simeon]

Cold Iron, on 17 November 2009 - 02:32 AM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 16 November 2009 - 10:48 AM, said:

Cows are a big source of methane and this causes a hole in the ozone layer. I eat lots of steak, thus reducing the cow population and helping the environment.

Ok please tell me you don't actually think methane causes a hole in the ozone layer

Yeah cos everything else in this thread was so serious.

[Darkwatch]

Tiste Simeon, on 17 November 2009 - 04:07 PM, said:

Cold Iron, on 17 November 2009 - 02:32 AM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 16 November 2009 - 10:48 AM, said:

Cows are a big source of methane and this causes a hole in the ozone layer. I eat lots of steak, thus reducing the cow population and helping the environment.

Ok please tell me you don't actually think methane causes a hole in the ozone layer

Yeah cos everything else in this thread was so serious.

Doesn't cause a hole in the Ozone layer, but it does contribute to global warming, so Tiste is still making the world a better place.


As to my part, I continue an on going campaign to help sensitize my fellow humans to the ills of PETA.

[Tiste Simeon]

By wearing fur everywhere?

[Darkwatch]

Fur is too warm.
But I do have leather boots and belts.

I mean I expose PETA's hypocrisy and faulty ideology.
Also I encourage the eating of meat by explaining to people who don't like it that it's because they've never eaten it properly cooked.

[Tremolo]

I never flush the toilet, hence I save valuable water!

[Happy Cat]

Something smells in the State of Denmark.

[Tremolo]

That would be Apt...

[Slow Ben]

If its brown, flush it down. If its yellow, let it mellow.

[cerveza_fiesta]

I make the world manlier with my beard.

Also, I say hi to everybody on the street and especially where I work all the time, cause my thinking is:

If that guy decides to go postal and start showing people the business end of a loaded shotgun, he just might be like

"oh yeah, that's the one guy in the whole world that says hi to me every day"

and aim for my leg instead of my chest when its my turn to stare down the barrel from the wrong end.

Tremolo, on 17 November 2009 - 07:00 PM, said:

I never flush the toilet, hence I save valuable water!

also, are you sure you mean never?

Cause that makes an absolutely hilarious mental picture.

After awhile you wouldn't even be able to sit down on the thing....just back up to the pile, blast, and walk away.

This post has been edited by cerveza_fiesta: 17 November 2009 - 08:00 PM