[alt146]

 drinksinbars, on 06 November 2009 - 09:06 AM, said:

mind control. to influence in any way the mind of any other person or creature or the planet. Oh i would be so evil if i had that power

I've seen you play mafia - dont pretend like you dont have it already

[drinksinbars]

i was being modest

[Aleksandrov]

Probably Mind Control as well...

[Impirion]

Super speed like the Flash, so I can get loads done in a short time, and set off somewhere about a second before needing to be there.

[Use Of Weapons]

I want the invisible forcefields of Sue Richards -- gets you telekinesis, flight, conjuration, all in one handy package! If it came with the invisibility too, that'd be ace!

[bubba]

All right, Now what would be the first thing you would do with your new found powers?

Me? I would Photoshop a big, saggy, Grandma tit right in the middle of Cougar's forehead. He would have to comb it over with a piece of duct tape just to see. This way we could all be justified in telling him to "stop being such a tit".

[Bent]

I would have the ability to make sure Bubba stops f*cking goats....

[drinksinbars]

 Impirion, on 06 November 2009 - 11:22 AM, said:

Super speed like the Flash, so I can get loads done in a short time, and set off somewhere about a second before needing to be there.

your girlfriend said you are super speedy....

This post has been edited by drinksinbars: 06 November 2009 - 02:19 PM

[alt146]

 Bent, on 06 November 2009 - 02:12 PM, said:

I would have the ability to make sure Bubba stops f*cking goats....

Why don't you just stop the f*cking goats yourself?

[drinksinbars]

 alt146, on 06 November 2009 - 02:28 PM, said:

 Bent, on 06 November 2009 - 02:12 PM, said:

I would have the ability to make sure Bubba stops f*cking goats....

Why don't you just stop the f*cking goats yourself?

maybe he is so annoyed as bubba is fucking his goats and bent just doesnt like seconds.

[alt146]

I fear my attempts at wordplay may have started this thread on a slippery slope...

[Bent]

 alt146, on 06 November 2009 - 02:28 PM, said:

 Bent, on 06 November 2009 - 02:12 PM, said:

I would have the ability to make sure Bubba stops f*cking goats....

Why don't you just stop the f*cking goats yourself?

He's bigger than me. So I choose to go the intervention route....

 drinksinbars, on 06 November 2009 - 02:39 PM, said:

 alt146, on 06 November 2009 - 02:28 PM, said:

 Bent, on 06 November 2009 - 02:12 PM, said:

I would have the ability to make sure Bubba stops f*cking goats....

Why don't you just stop the f*cking goats yourself?

maybe he is so annoyed as bubba is fucking his goats and bent just doesnt like seconds.

Well, sort of, they are my goats...any time bubba comes around they go ...buuuuuuuuuuubbbbbaaaaaaaaa!

Its sickening.

[Gem Windcaster]

 Happy Cat, on 06 November 2009 - 03:07 AM, said:

 Gem Windcaster, on 06 November 2009 - 01:48 AM, said:

I just had a vision of SE reading this thread and going: oh right, that's why I am scared of them...


- Gem, brrainnnzzz

The leader terrified by his followers, what a concept.

Hey, he's the one that said it, not me.

[Mr.James]

I want to be able to read people's minds, but on whim, not automatically so that I hear everybody's thoughts and go insane...
man the things I want to dig out from some of my friend's minds...
and invisibilty would be nice too!

This post has been edited by Mr.James: 06 November 2009 - 06:39 PM

[Morgoth]

Perfect knowledge absorption. Every book I read I will not only remember perfectly but also be able to instinctively understand absolutely everything within it.

Yes, criminal law makes my head hurt


Alternatively, to be able to, through writing, to inspire any emotion in the reader. In a single sentence being able to make the reader cry, laugh, get angry, depressed and so on.

[HoosierDaddy]

Crim law? I'd rather crim law than legislation or commercial paper any day of the flippin week.

If it's American crim law you are studying Morg's, I've got a couple books I can bring to give to you to help out.

This post has been edited by HoosierDaddy: 06 November 2009 - 07:47 PM

[Morgoth]

 HoosierDaddy, on 06 November 2009 - 07:46 PM, said:

Crim law? I'd rather crim law than legislation or commercial paper any day of the flippin week.

If it's American crim law you are studying Morg's, I've got a couple books I can bring to give to you to help out.

No, I'm doing norwegian crim law and international maritime law, but thanks anyway

[HoosierDaddy]

I didn't do Maritime law as an individual class, but it was included in my International Law class. Pretty damn interesting just how cut up the world is into nation states, ain't it? The laws delineating where continental shelves are property of an individual country and what not (thanks petroleum!) are fascinating.

[Morgoth]

 HoosierDaddy, on 06 November 2009 - 07:59 PM, said:

I didn't do Maritime law as an individual class, but it was included in my International Law class. Pretty damn interesting just how cut up the world is into nation states, ain't it? The laws delineating where continental shelves are property of an individual country and what not (thanks petroleum!) are fascinating.

And also how the US refuse to aknowledge pretty much any international convention working towards uniforming maritime law.

Maritime law is a specially interesting field for Norway considering how much of the ocean we lay claim to, how long our coastline is, and how many rusted oil tankers travel down the coast from russia.

This post has been edited by Morgoth: 06 November 2009 - 08:03 PM

[HoosierDaddy]

Well, the U.S. pretty much refuses to agree to any international treaty that isn't in their advantage. Helps when you've got the biggest Navy in the world, as well.