cerveza_fiesta, on 26 November 2009 - 03:39 PM, said:
Oh I forgot RE divorce-worthy facial hair infractions:
Even though Madame fiesta would certainly file for divorce as a result of a permanent moustache, the other day I was telling her how I was going to shave on xmas eve so that she could wake up next to a baby-faced Mr Fiesta on xmas morning.
Her raction was "noooooo you caaaant!"
I have no idea what to think anymore. Women of the forum, educate me and my beard as to her true thoughts!

Powder, on 26 November 2009 - 04:54 PM, said:
cerveza_fiesta, on 26 November 2009 - 03:39 PM, said:
Oh I forgot RE divorce-worthy facial hair infractions:
Even though Madame fiesta would certainly file for divorce as a result of a permanent moustache, the other day I was telling her how I was going to shave on xmas eve so that she could wake up next to a baby-faced Mr Fiesta on xmas morning.
Her raction was "noooooo you caaaant!"
I have no idea what to think anymore. Women of the forum, educate me and my beard as to her true thoughts!

While not female, I feel as though it is time to let you know. Women cannot resist prolonged exposure to the 'beard'. Its a scientific fact. Go look it up somewhere, something like 95% of women end up more attached to the beard in their lives than the beard growers. My girlfriend is a prime example, once the beard came I was told I was not allowed to shave it off. Makes me think the thing has psychic powers or something, convincing all those around it of its inherent awesomeness.
-Powder
Tiste Simeon, on 26 November 2009 - 10:55 PM, said:
Could this revolutionise the way beards and general facial manliness are seen by women forever???
Of course I have no problem, my gf didn't want me to get rid of it, though very understanding because of the reasons. Stupid interview...
Or, alternatively, you're just like me: Dick ugly without without a proper facial rug to cover up the worst.