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Facial hair challenge any men (or women) want to join in?

#101 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 02 November 2009 - 06:14 PM

@ whoever was asking if I had cut my hair. The top picture is obviously me with long hair and a beard, the bottom picture is me with short hair (which looks really wierd at the top for some reason) and a beard.

@Bryn - Right now I have a goatee. I can hit that beard-length in around a month if I don't shave. (Insert joke about protein intake here)

@RLY and CF - I prefer to use a little hair scissors to cut them down, as getting a piece of hair in your mouth then having it pulled on when you try to chew while it is still attached sucks.
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#102 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 02 November 2009 - 06:43 PM

View PostObdigore, on 02 November 2009 - 06:14 PM, said:

@Bryn - Right now I have a goatee. I can hit that beard-length in around a month if I don't shave. (Insert joke about protein intake here)



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#103 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 02 November 2009 - 07:06 PM

I had to shave for a job interview today, getting rid of my (i think) 2 month-long goatee.

so, i'll be in now, for no reason, other than being too lazy to shave for a while.

here's the before shot

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This post has been edited by Mentalist: 02 November 2009 - 07:07 PM

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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#104 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 02 November 2009 - 07:52 PM

Wait, wheres the sunglasses?

Did you have to have them surgically removed?
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#105 User is offline   Bapop 

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Posted 03 November 2009 - 07:37 PM

Can someone please help me understand how to transport a photo from my desktop to a post at this site?Posted Image Do I need to upload them to a site first?
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#106 User is offline   cerveza_fiesta 

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Posted 03 November 2009 - 07:50 PM

@Bap

heck no my friend.

Just hit the "use full editor" button.

It is an alternative to using the fast reply window at the bottom of forum pages. On that page it gives you an option to upload a file. Simply upload from your desktop and insert it into the text using the little icons below the text editor window.

Make sure you shrink it to a reasonable non-screen-busting size or the mods will delete it.
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Posted 03 November 2009 - 07:58 PM

still havn't shaved, its almost resembling a beard, not really, but sort of.
theres a picture in the halloween thread that sort of shows it.

won't be shaving for another 11 days at least, beyond that I make no promises or outrageous claims
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#108 User is offline   cauthon 

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Posted 04 November 2009 - 11:18 AM

View PostMentalist, on 02 November 2009 - 07:06 PM, said:

I had to shave for a job interview today, getting rid of my (i think) 2 month-long goatee.

so, i'll be in now, for no reason, other than being too lazy to shave for a while.

here's the before shot


WTF?! Why would you loase a beard for a frakking job interview? Will you be a better employee without beard?
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#109 User is offline   Cougar 

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Posted 04 November 2009 - 11:53 AM

In the words of Private S. Baldrick:

"My mother told me never to trust men with beards, sir"
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#110 User is offline   cerveza_fiesta 

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Posted 04 November 2009 - 12:20 PM

go cleanshaven to an interview. Especially if you're in the 20-30 age group.

People think young guys with beards are dirty hippies.

That's not to say you shouldn't grow it again immediately upon starting employment with that company.

cos beards are frickin great!

I'm still loving this thing. It has recently started holding water, beer and other fluids. When I take a drink of anything now I need a napkin. Fun.
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#111 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 04 November 2009 - 03:39 PM

Yup. I have an interview next week in the police and I REALLY want to get in. If that means getting rid of my beard and smartening up my hair then so be it... Once I get the job I can grow it out again...
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#112 User is offline   Cougar 

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Posted 04 November 2009 - 03:58 PM

No way on God's green earth would I let you in the rozzers Sim-sim.

For a start you aren't a massive racist with a huge sense of your own importance.
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#113 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 04 November 2009 - 04:52 PM

View PostCougar, on 04 November 2009 - 03:58 PM, said:

No way on God's green earth would I let you in the rozzers Sim-sim.

For a start you aren't a massive racist with a huge sense of your own importance.

I can pretend long enough to get in!
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Posted 04 November 2009 - 05:09 PM

View Postcerveza_fiesta, on 04 November 2009 - 12:20 PM, said:

go cleanshaven to an interview. Especially if you're in the 20-30 age group.

People think young guys with beards are dirty hippies.

My last interviewer was a dirty hippy. Still, I shaved anyway. Not that I could even grow a beard if I wanted to. Oh yeah, that's why I'm not doing this -_-
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#115 User is offline   cerveza_fiesta 

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Posted 04 November 2009 - 08:02 PM

lol....

If you were going to be a Canadian cop you'd need to show up with a severe moustache or you might as well just forget it.

Same with firefighters. Even the women firefighters have moustaches.
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#116 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 04 November 2009 - 08:06 PM

what people above me said--interview, you've gotta be clean-shaven, because it makes you look MUCH more respectable, esp if you're in my age bracket.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 04 November 2009 - 10:05 PM

View Postcerveza_fiesta, on 04 November 2009 - 08:02 PM, said:

lol....

If you were going to be a Canadian cop you'd need to show up with a severe moustache or you might as well just forget it.

Same with firefighters. Even the women firefighters have moustaches.

Heh. Would epic chops make a suitable alternative do you think? -_-
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:00 AM

how bout nooo (dr evil voice)

I got told my beard made me look like a famous somebodyerother.

They couldn't place what celebrity I look like, but hey...celebrity look alike because of my beard.

Too bad I got married....man, if I'd known the beard was the key to a woman's heart....if only I'd KNOWN!!!!

fuck.

-_-
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 04:08 PM

Beard update:

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 07:12 PM

Nice beard Cougar ;)

ANyhow, this is the only picture I've managed to get. It's a week old but nothing much has happened, and light is getting scarce nowadaysPosted Image.


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(ignore my staring eyes)


And this week I got several compliments on my beard, two of them from women so I think I'm on the right track
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