[Darkwatch]

Usually it's my shoulders, happens when I'm sober, drunk just makes it far worse.

[Centzon Totochtin]

Drunk I just sit more or fall over spectacularly

I had a friend fall off a balcony trying to put pants on drunk... it was funny... after we knew he wasn't dead

[Darkwatch]

Alls well that ends well Centz.

[RodeoRanch]

Drunk. Sober. It matters not when it comes to pants issues for me.


Dammit.

[HoosierDaddy]

We're all special snowflakes in our own way, Rodeo. Blaming booze is just a great way to shut up questioning people.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

No. I'm a winner.

[Bent]

Eddie Dean, on 12 October 2009 - 08:15 PM, said:

Speaking of pants, I had a friend (very smart fellow) convince another friend (not very smart/gullible fellow) that pants actually had a silent k in the beginning of the word. He even went home and said to his dad, "guess what Potts told me today that I didn't know". I think he got grounded. Anyway, anytime we drink a few we start yelling, "kpants!" until he gets pissed.

Seriously, this is the most f-ed up thing I have ever seen in my life. A little history first though - In the 80's there was a tv show called Get a Life, starring Chris Elliot. In one episode (the only episode I even slightly remember, because frankly it was the mid 80's and I was barely 8 years old) anyway, I remember the star having problems in a spelling bee, and adding the letter K to the word pants. So since then, I have (when drunk amazingly), used the word kpants (kuh-pants). What are the odds that there is anyone else in the world, not to menton someone in the Southern US, that would also add a K to the word pants?

Took a little work but here is the part of the script that I was talking about

ANNOUNCER -- Welcome to the finals of the 60th World Spelling Bee carried
live to 36 countries with a total viewership of 57 billion. Later today,
we'll be joining the Super Bowl, already in progress.
GUS -- You did it kid. It's just you and that godless commie robot.
WORLD JUDGE -- We are ready to commence the final spell-off between the ugly
American Chris Peterson and the Russian Ivanovitch Smith. If only all the
world's difficulties could be settled not on battlefields but by spelling
bees. Mr. Smith, spell Iatrophysics.
IVANOVITCH -- Iatrophysics. i-a-t-r-o-p-h-y-s-i-c-s. Iatrophysics.
WORLD JUDGE -- That is correct.
CHRIS -- Yeah sure, you can spell iatrophysics but can you justify your
country's role in the 1877 Russo-Turkish War? I don't think so.
WORLD JUDGE -- Mr. Peterson, we set aside politics during spelling bees. Are
you ready for your turn?
CHRIS -- Yeah, yeah go ahead, hit me with your best worden. That's the
pre-Teutonic word for word.
WORLD JUDGE -- Mr. Peterson, spell titmouse.
CHRIS -- (stifles laugh) I'm sorry judge, could you repeat that?
WORLD JUDGE -- The word is titmouse.
CHRIS -- (laughs uncontrollably falls to the floor)
GUS -- That's queer, he hasn't giggle like a schoolgirl since his brain
lurched into gear.
WORLD JUDGE -- Mr. Peterson, can you spell titmouse?
CHRIS -- (laughs) I,I would probably experience a slight bit of difficulty
with the first triumvirate of letters.
WORLD JUDGE -- Mr. Peterson, time is running out.
GUS -- Kid, kid you're gonna blow it. Just think about hocking those
dictionary jewels. Get outta my face hag, you're glass eyes gonna crack.
CHRIS -- T-i-t-m-o-u-s-e. Titmouse.
WORLD JUDGE -- That is correct. Mr. Smith, spell coarctation.
IVANOVITCH -- Coarctation. c-o-a-r-c-t-a-t-i-o-n. Coarctation.
WORLD JUDGE -- That is correct.
GUS -- Kid, we're in trouble. (can no longer do origami and shows empty
bottle of Toxic waste from home)




WORLD JUDGE -- Mr. Peterson, Mr. Peterson, spell pants.
CHRIS -- Pants.. um...ah...oh. Normal clear non-milky sweat. Ah. Could you
repeat the word please?
WORLD JUDGE -- Pants.
CHRIS -- Do you mean pants...as in trousers or um, pants as in really fast
sports cars?
WORLD JUDGE -- Mr. Peterson, why are you conducting yourself in the manner of
a complete moron?
CHRIS -- I'm not a moron...I think..I mean I don't think. Ah, could you use
pants in a sentance.
WORLD JUDGE -- Please try on this pair of pants.
CHRIS -- Well, that's no help at all.
WORLD JUDGE -- Mr. Peterson, you are running out of time.
CHRIS -- Allright...ah.........................k?
MAN IN CROWD -- K? He is a moron.
WOMAN IN CROWD -- He must have gotten his intelligence from toxic waste.
MAN IN CROWD -- That's the worst kind of cheating.
CROWD -- Kill him. Killhim.




Weird huh? Anyway, i think Eddie D and I might be long lost twin brothers that were seperated at birth or something...(Or maybe not me and ED, but me and the guy who convinces the other guy there is a K at the beginning of the word pants....

And now we enter - THE TWILIGHT ZONE (were vampires sparkle, and are emo)

[Slow Ben]

He's kind of a tattooed up hippy Bent. That has the makings of a cheesy bad movie.

Two long lost brothers. One a moonshine sippin hillbilly from the backwoods of Tenn and the other, a hippy from Oklahoma.

[Stradivarius]

i often call drunken accidents udi's. espessially if u cant remember them