[Kalse]

You do realise you have just made *spit* Tairy Goodkind *spit* the highest poster in this thread...that's not cool.

[Grief]

It's not my fault no one can out post him.

Besides, it's not like anyone's denying the yearded one writes a lot.
A lot of shite, but he's prolific. Sadly.

[Korlat]

*Ahem*

"And, so, Richard went to the people of the Land and he spoke to them:

Hear ye, for I am Rahl and I bring you the words of the Yeard, and ye shall obey me, or I will kick in your daughters' skulls and rape your women, for they are not Kahlan.

And hte masses listened to him, for he made a statue that made them all fall in love with him"

[Path-Shaper]

I remember that LOTR argument where The Man Who cause a massive argumant by saying goodkind was better than Tolkein.

[Korlat]

oh, good, ic an stop summarizing Sword of Truth now


excuse me, whilst I get a pair of non-bleeding eyes

[Korlat]

Grief, on 08 October 2009 - 10:10 PM, said:

It's not my fault no one can out post him.

of course it is

if you were playing, this wouldn't have happened.

[Path-Shaper]

This could get me a warning and I'm the game mod lol.

You know how we state that some authors must have verbal diahorrea just all this crap and no stopping.

In Goodkind case could we describe his work as furious masturbation?

[Grief]

Korlat, on 08 October 2009 - 10:19 PM, said:

Grief, on 08 October 2009 - 10:10 PM, said:

It's not my fault no one can out post him.

of course it is

if you were playing, this wouldn't have happened.

Should've changed you to pedantic bear...

[Kalse]

No P-S, because there should be a satisfactory conclusion to masturbation...the same cannot be said of SoT.


Edit: Meant to say 'satisfying'...bugger ruined what could have been a great one liner.

This post has been edited by Kalse: 08 October 2009 - 10:26 PM

[Path-Shaper]

So you're saying it a bit of an anticlimax then?

[Kalse]

Stop stealing my thunder. I can ruin my own jokes all on my own, I don't need any help!

[Grief]

I'm off to bed, i'll be back tommorow.

Have fun

[Tennes]

Korlat, on 08 October 2009 - 10:12 PM, said:

*Ahem*

"And, so, Richard went to the people of the Land and he spoke to them:

Hear ye, for I am Rahl and I bring you the words of the Yeard, and ye shall obey me, or I will kick in your daughters' skulls and rape your women, for they are not Kahlan.

And hte masses listened to him, for he made a statue that made them all fall in love with him"

Oh good God, that's awful. Now I know why everyone hates this author.

Kalse, on 08 October 2009 - 10:28 PM, said:

Stop stealing my thunder. I can ruin my own jokes all on my own, I don't need any help!

He actually salvaged your joke, you should be thanking him.

[Kalse]

WITHOUT using the ship's computer (i.e. internet) does anyone know who the first captain of the Starship Enterprise was? Now we'll sort the men from the boys.

[Tennes]

G'night Griefer.

[Tennes]

Kalse, on 08 October 2009 - 10:33 PM, said:

WITHOUT using the ship's computer (i.e. internet) does anyone know who the first captain of the Starship Enterprise was? Now we'll sort the men from the boys.

Wunnit Cap'n Pike?

[Kalse]

Tennes - yes, okay...

P-S: thank you for saving my lame ass joke.

Edit: Cross post.

This post has been edited by Kalse: 08 October 2009 - 10:35 PM

[Path-Shaper]

Pike was the Man Trap but wasn't actually the second captain of the Enterprise NCC 1701 in TOS. Wasn't it Robert something?

[Kalse]

Tennes, on 08 October 2009 - 10:34 PM, said:

Kalse, on 08 October 2009 - 10:33 PM, said:

WITHOUT using the ship's computer (i.e. internet) does anyone know who the first captain of the Starship Enterprise was? Now we'll sort the men from the boys.

Wunnit Cap'n Pike?

I KNEW someone would say that...and be totally WRONG!!!!

[Tennes]

And when you asked your question were you asking for televisual chronology, or stardate chronology? Cuz if you're asking about stardate chronology it was captain Archer.