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Thelomen Toblerone, on 03 December 2009 - 11:15 PM, said:
When you back to London, Rodeo? I'm gonna take you to the original Edmonton! You'll love it, it's just like the one back in Canadia
That is not a selling point.
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Posted 11 December 2009 - 11:17 PM
It's ok, I was embellishing.
It's actually much, much worse. I shit you not.
It's actually much, much worse. I shit you not.
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Posted 12 December 2009 - 12:11 AM
Mezla PigDog, on 11 December 2009 - 10:00 PM, said:
And apparently Rodeo and Cougar watched me getting my haircut before I met up with them at the pub! Not stalkerish at all!!
I just rang Simeon and got him to talk to God about this and He said you should go fuck yourself.
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Posted 12 December 2009 - 11:38 AM
Cougar, on 12 December 2009 - 12:11 AM, said:
Mezla PigDog, on 11 December 2009 - 10:00 PM, said:
And apparently Rodeo and Cougar watched me getting my haircut before I met up with them at the pub! Not stalkerish at all!!
I just rang Simeon and got him to talk to God about this and He said you should go fuck yourself.
You can retire from the the internet now. I think you just said the most funny thing on it you ever have said or will say in the future. Well played sir.
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Posted 12 December 2009 - 07:02 PM
I whole heartedly concur. Brought a smile to my face
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Posted 12 December 2009 - 07:19 PM
Thou shalt not take the name of Simeon in vain!!
Man I wish I was there with you guys today, no matter how productive or fun my day was...
Man I wish I was there with you guys today, no matter how productive or fun my day was...
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Posted 14 December 2009 - 05:00 PM
Just want to say thank you to all for the lack of highly abusive drunken texts I was expecting... Except the random one from Toby about liking little boys or something... I missed you all too. Maybe if we have spring one... God isn't so busy around that time.
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Posted 14 December 2009 - 10:53 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 14 December 2009 - 05:00 PM, said:
... Except the random one from Toby about liking little boys or something...
Now I remember being in on composing that text message and I recall it was absolutely hilarious at the time and inspired by some story of Rodeo's. For the life of me, I cannot remember what it was all about now!!
I just had a very civilised dinner with Rodeo and Cougar. It was great to meet Rodeo. He's a lovely chap and I hope snoring European's haven't put him off our fair isle forever
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Posted 14 December 2009 - 11:22 PM
Oh hey eh *waves, eh*
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Posted 14 December 2009 - 11:43 PM
It was great to meet Rodeo, 3 times. It was also great that he not only tried, but also liked mushy peas, which Mezla forced him to have like a bossy aunt while she destroyed a vegetable free steak and ale pie with mash.
Maybe I'll see Rodeo one day when I finally decide it's about time I experienced -31 degrees
Maybe I'll see Rodeo one day when I finally decide it's about time I experienced -31 degrees
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Posted 15 December 2009 - 03:17 PM
Goddamnit, I hate Australians.
At least the two drunk ones in my dorm last night. The rest are okay...I guess. I avoided being puked on by mere inches and having a complete stranger try to hug you while you're in bed asleep is a singular experience.
Last day in the UK. Been a helluva trip and I sincerely thank everyone for helping make it so. I'm so tired that it will be relief to get home to my own bed regardless of weather from Neptune.
At least the two drunk ones in my dorm last night. The rest are okay...I guess. I avoided being puked on by mere inches and having a complete stranger try to hug you while you're in bed asleep is a singular experience.
Last day in the UK. Been a helluva trip and I sincerely thank everyone for helping make it so. I'm so tired that it will be relief to get home to my own bed regardless of weather from Neptune.
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Posted 15 December 2009 - 09:39 PM
Did you get the vest?
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Posted 16 December 2009 - 12:35 AM
*Waves at Rodeo* - have a good trip home, it was great to spend time with you and thanks for coming to visit us 
PS - the mental scars will take some time to fade, but in time it will all seem like a bad dream - er... with photographic evidence
PS - the mental scars will take some time to fade, but in time it will all seem like a bad dream - er... with photographic evidence
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Posted 16 December 2009 - 11:38 AM
Tiste Simeon, on 14 December 2009 - 05:00 PM, said:
Just want to say thank you to all for the lack of highly abusive drunken texts I was expecting... Except the random one from Toby about liking little boys or something... I missed you all too. Maybe if we have spring one... God isn't so busy around that time. 
Do one just after Easter, and I'm in.
Legalise drugs! And murder!
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Posted 16 December 2009 - 01:27 PM
I just heard the collective sighs of relief of 60 million people... Have a safe trip back man all the best.
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Posted 17 December 2009 - 12:49 AM
I'm home and beyond tired. But have to stay awake to get back into Canuck time.
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Posted 17 December 2009 - 01:09 AM
RodeoRanch, on 15 December 2009 - 03:17 PM, said:
Goddamnit, I hate Australians.
At least the two drunk ones in my dorm last night. The rest are okay...I guess. I avoided being puked on by mere inches and having a complete stranger try to hug you while you're in bed asleep is a singular experience.
At least the two drunk ones in my dorm last night. The rest are okay...I guess. I avoided being puked on by mere inches and having a complete stranger try to hug you while you're in bed asleep is a singular experience.
FINALLY the Kangaroo Network tracked you down. I was wondering if the word I sent through was ever going to catch you. I'm guessing your semi-respectable appearance may have bought you a few days head start ...
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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
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Posted 17 December 2009 - 07:11 PM
I'm unpacked and feel like barely moving roadkill. On the plus side it's not -30C here, so yay for that.
