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THE CHAIN OF PANTS! Now featuring a guest appearance by God...

#261 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 26 November 2009 - 05:38 PM

You have doomed us all......
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#262 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 26 November 2009 - 08:55 PM

View PostTremolo, on 26 November 2009 - 05:22 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 26 November 2009 - 04:53 PM, said:

View PostRodeoRanch, on 26 November 2009 - 01:15 PM, said:

I'm in Tiste's bedroom.

Never thought I'd say that.



Pics or it didn't happen.


- Abyss, ...wait, no i take that back, no pics, NO PICS I TAKE IT BAAAAAAACKKKK!!!!!!



That was a bit brainless of you Abyss...



View PostSlow Ben, on 26 November 2009 - 05:38 PM, said:

You have doomed us all......



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- Abyss, wonders if it's too late to nuke the area.
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#263 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 26 November 2009 - 10:51 PM

Well Rodeo and I just spent an enjoyable evening drinking Brains. No joke...

And my room, whilst slightly messy at the moment has seen plenty of action! The time I tidied part of it... Erm...
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#264 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 26 November 2009 - 11:03 PM

View PostAbyss, on 26 November 2009 - 08:55 PM, said:

- Abyss, wonders if it's too late to nuke the area.


I'm disappointed Abyss, you didn't make the Aliens reference when you could have. Shame on you.
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#265 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 04:40 PM

View PostDarkwatch, on 26 November 2009 - 11:03 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 26 November 2009 - 08:55 PM, said:

- Abyss, wonders if it's too late to nuke the area.


I'm disappointed Abyss, you didn't make the Aliens reference when you could have. Shame on you.



I thought i did. I'll be more explicit next time, i promise. When the little baby Tiste 'splodes out of Rodeo's chest on the flight back to Canada... we'll be ready...

- Abyss, ...game over, man, game over!
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#266 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 04:43 PM

View PostAbyss, on 27 November 2009 - 04:40 PM, said:

I thought i did. I'll be more explicit next time, i promise. When the little baby Tiste 'splodes out of Rodeo's chest on the flight back to Canada... we'll be ready...

- Abyss, ...game over, man, game over!

Look, just cos I keep giving him strange Welsh beer it doesn't mean that I am secretly implanting a spawn of myself into him...
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#267 User is offline   bubba 

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 04:46 PM

ahhhhh Rodeo.....what ever you do....DON'T LOOK UNDER THE BED!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 05:01 PM

you say strange welsh beer like theres a normal kind
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Posted 27 November 2009 - 05:04 PM

I've pooped in England and Wales. Scotland, you're on my list too.
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Posted 27 November 2009 - 05:13 PM

You've not pooped till you've pooped in Caledonian porcelain.

Whatever you do steer clear of the McEwans, it tastes like arse.
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Posted 27 November 2009 - 05:55 PM

you would know what arse tastes like how exactly?

I can recommend pooping in scotland, I've had some sterling efforts up here.

but you haven't pooped until you've pooped in an obscenely green country
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Posted 27 November 2009 - 05:59 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 27 November 2009 - 04:43 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 27 November 2009 - 04:40 PM, said:

I thought i did. I'll be more explicit next time, i promise. When the little baby Tiste 'splodes out of Rodeo's chest on the flight back to Canada... we'll be ready...

- Abyss, ...game over, man, game over!

Look, just cos I keep giving him strange Welsh beer it doesn't mean that I am secretly implanting a spawn of myself into him... except for this whole secretly implanting a spawn of myself into him thing



Fixed for accuracy and general grossness horror.

- Abyss, ...ew.
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Posted 27 November 2009 - 10:34 PM

You seem transfixed by this 'byss. I would have thought it best to urr, skirt around the issue. Why so fascinated??
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#274 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 28 November 2009 - 02:09 AM

Oh my days... Just got back in from a night on the town with Rodeo and the rather friendly masan's saddle... Goodness me... MS is a great guy and kept buying us drinks (he has a fairly good job and is the only one of us making money...) but I am not a heavy drinker, and Rodeo has an early train tomorrow, so we were a bit weak I'm afraid. Fantastic night though, we had some wonderful whisky etc. Also, Rodeo thinks that Cardiff girls are the best in the country so far...

Grand stuff, thanks to MS and RR. :D
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#275 User is offline   bubba 

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Posted 28 November 2009 - 02:28 AM

Make with the Pics guys...can't wait to see Rodeo whooping it up in the old country.

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Posted 28 November 2009 - 03:51 AM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 26 November 2009 - 10:51 PM, said:

Well Rodeo and I just spent an enjoyable evening drinking Brains. No joke...And my room, whilst slightly messy at the moment has seen plenty of action! The time I tidied part of it... Erm...


I can't believe you guys missed this part. Explains everything. :D

View PostCougar, on 27 November 2009 - 05:13 PM, said:

You've not pooped till you've pooped in Caledonian porcelain. Whatever you do steer clear of the McEwans, it tastes like arse.


I'm seeing a theme developing here. Are the 2 points related?

View PostMacros, on 27 November 2009 - 05:55 PM, said:

you would know what arse tastes like how exactly? I can recommend pooping in scotland, I've had some sterling efforts up here. but you haven't pooped until you've pooped in an obscenely green country


Been there, done that. Guinness helps. A lot. A lot of Guinness helps a lot more.
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#277 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 28 November 2009 - 12:21 PM

View PostBubba, on 28 November 2009 - 02:28 AM, said:

Make with the Pics guys...can't wait to see Rodeo whooping it up in the old country.

Rodeo has the pictures, and he just left... Meh. He said he would have them up once he got back to Canada...
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Posted 28 November 2009 - 01:50 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 28 November 2009 - 12:21 PM, said:

View PostBubba, on 28 November 2009 - 02:28 AM, said:

Make with the Pics guys...can't wait to see Rodeo whooping it up in the old country.

Rodeo has the pictures, and he just left... Meh. He said he would have them up once he got back to Canada...

Bummer.....Whoever get's the sweater....err I mean Rodeo next, make sure you get some pics with it and post them...I mean him.... not it.

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 09:36 AM

Had a fantastic time in Cardiff. Tiste was an amazing host and we had an absolute mad time out with masan's saddle. Who drank us into shame and fear. On the positive side, Cardiff has the best looking women I've seen in the UK yet. Even told a smoking hot bartender that she was the best looking lass I'd seen yet. She laughed and told me not to chase any horses for hat purposes. Bitch!

I'm in Oxford right now. Arrived in town still nursing a hangover from Wales. Interesting town. Very busy.

I have over 400 photos of my trip so far. I'll upload many of them once I return to the Frozen North.
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Posted 29 November 2009 - 10:03 PM

I'm glad you had a good time Rodeo, it was great to meet you and Simeon.

I managed to get into work on saturday and then rather heroically, went and got uber pissed again in the night, crashed at a mate's pad and went to work again today !

I got home about 4 hours ago feeling and looking like a sunbaked turd....., the whisky....it hurts usss Posted Image

Enjoy the rest of your trip matey, that's a hectic schedule you have !
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