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THE CHAIN OF PANTS! Now featuring a guest appearance by God...

#241 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 05:57 PM

View PostRodeoRanch, on 20 November 2009 - 03:07 PM, said:

Spent my 25th birthday at the British Museum and National Gallery. So classy. Amazing all the stuff you Brits have stolen from the rest of the world.


London drivers are insane. London pedestrians are insane. The London road system is even crazier. How the fuck did you people conquer so much of the world?!


In case anyone is wondering, he posted all this in his birthday suit.

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#242 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 06:14 PM

I am genuinely beginning to fear that Rodeo will actually turn up to Cardiff naked... I don't think Wales is ready for this...
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Posted 20 November 2009 - 06:26 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 20 November 2009 - 06:14 PM, said:

I am genuinely beginning to fear that Rodeo will actually turn up to Cardiff... I don't think Wales is ready for this...



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#244 User is offline   Happy Cat 

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 08:25 PM

View PostRodeoRanch, on 20 November 2009 - 03:07 PM, said:

Spent my 25th birthday at the British Museum and National Gallery. So classy. Amazing all the stuff you Brits have stolen from the rest of the world.


London drivers are insane. London pedestrians are insane. The London road system is even crazier. How the fuck did you people conquer so much of the world?!

They were driving on the wrong side of the road and everyone thought they were leaving.


Happy B-day by the way, thought you were older because of all the stories. Make them serve you a beer batter cake.



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#245 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 04:59 AM

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View PostSombra, on 19 November 2009 - 08:29 AM, said:

Meh, most of you survived meeting me relatively unscathed, so how much worse can Trev possibly be?


Actually, I'm still trying to get over the trauma.

:(


:p

Actually, my eyes are still getting over the "National Trust" strain :( sight of all that pasty English skin. A whole country full of people so pale that you can see their entire circulatory system. :(

Although Macros was even worse. He is so pale I swear I could almost see his digestion at work. So pale Tiste was eyeing him off. :p

EDIT: Happy birfday Trev. Now get off my lawn, ya damn kid! *ka-click* :D

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 11:51 AM

@Rodeo: In the words of John Fogerty....have you ever seen the rain...? :(

Oh, and Happy Birthday!

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 03:47 PM

I met brood today. Ambushed him at his own work site. Very sneaky. Don't know if I can ever blame him now. He's such a friendly fellow.

Salisubry is nice. I can get lost here without fearing for my life and sanity, unlike my time in London.
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Posted 22 November 2009 - 04:18 PM

View PostRodeoRanch, on 22 November 2009 - 03:47 PM, said:

Don't know if I can ever blame him now. He's such a friendly fellow.

It's all a ruse in his master plan - to shift all of the blame in the world to Apt.
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Posted 22 November 2009 - 07:16 PM

Rodeo caught me in work-mode. I'm far too nice then :(

Also, I was witness to a touching moment of patriotism as, in a pub millions of miles from home, Rodeo was approached by someone from Edmonton, and didn't start throwing things at them.
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Posted 23 November 2009 - 03:55 PM

View Postcaladanbrood, on 22 November 2009 - 07:16 PM, said:

Rodeo caught me in work-mode. I'm far too nice then Posted Image

Also, I was witness to a touching moment of patriotism as, in a pub millions of miles from home, Rodeo was approached by someone from Edmonton, and didn't start throwing things at them.





I am horrified at this breach of albertan diplomatic protocol.

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Posted 24 November 2009 - 11:12 AM

I found him later and beat him to death with a beaver tail.
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#252 User is offline   Tremolo 

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Posted 24 November 2009 - 12:37 PM

View PostRodeoRanch, on 24 November 2009 - 11:12 AM, said:

I found him later and beat him to death with a beaver tail.


What if he was an emmisary of the Crow?
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Posted 24 November 2009 - 01:12 PM

Depending on what pubs we go to, there are a couple where throwing things at other people is mandatory...
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Posted 24 November 2009 - 05:06 PM

View PostRodeoRanch, on 24 November 2009 - 11:12 AM, said:

I found him later and beat him to death with a beaver tail.


Flawless victory!

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Posted 26 November 2009 - 01:15 PM

I'm in Tiste's bedroom.

Never thought I'd say that.
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 01:16 PM

you're still alive so you're safe for now :o
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 01:44 PM

View PostRodeoRanch, on 26 November 2009 - 01:15 PM, said:

I'm in Tiste's bedroom.


You are the first.
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 04:26 PM

Well done Rodeo. You have shown your courage now run like hell!
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 04:53 PM

View PostRodeoRanch, on 26 November 2009 - 01:15 PM, said:

I'm in Tiste's bedroom.

Never thought I'd say that.



Pics or it didn't happen.


- Abyss, ...wait, no i take that back, no pics, NO PICS I TAKE IT BAAAAAAACKKKK!!!!!!
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 05:22 PM

View PostAbyss, on 26 November 2009 - 04:53 PM, said:

View PostRodeoRanch, on 26 November 2009 - 01:15 PM, said:

I'm in Tiste's bedroom.

Never thought I'd say that.



Pics or it didn't happen.


- Abyss, ...wait, no i take that back, no pics, NO PICS I TAKE IT BAAAAAAACKKKK!!!!!!



That was a bit brainless of you Abyss...
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