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#61 Cougar

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 06:12 PM

caladanbrood, on 20 October 2009 - 12:09 PM, said:

But who will Cougar drunkenly hit on now?

I can similarly confirm that my better half will not be joining us Posted Image

That's a bit unfair Broody, don't confuse not wanting to talk to you and speaking with someone more interesting with 'hitting on'.

Anyway are you volunteering as a surrogate? Well done.

I might hit on Mr PigDog, I've seen him, I've had worse. Or I could bring the saintly and long suffering Mrs Cougar.

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#62 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 07:14 PM

caladanbrood, on 20 October 2009 - 12:09 PM, said:

But who will Cougar drunkenly hit on now?

If I may take a moment to get a little uppity, Jonzaboi! People getting on well does not constitute hitting on each other, thank you very much.

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#63 Cougar

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 07:17 PM

To be fair to Broody, he's young and innocent and unlikely to be able to tell the subtle difference. I don't think he does much hitting upon, nor does he receive the hitting.

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#64 Hetan

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 07:26 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 18 October 2009 - 09:57 PM, said:

I reckon this year we should spend some time in the Christmas market. Eat some Bratwurst, drink some mulled wine and me and Hetan can go shopping again!

Ooh! Shopping! excellent

mulled wine + bratwurst = puking

ah what the hell - it's Christmas, we'll just have to find someone walking their dog.....

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#65 RodeoRanch

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 07:27 PM

You can hit on me. I won't be able to understand your accents anyways.

#66 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 07:33 PM

I am really looking forward to the whole thing. Rodeo will be quite the draw as well I reckon. I hope you are looking forward to the moment everyone gets too drunk to remember peoples real names. The first time you answer when someone calls you by your forum name is a moment every geek should savour!

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#67 Illuyankas

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 07:45 PM

Pfft, there's like three people max on the forum who remember my real name and no-one has ever actually referred to me by it. The only person I didn't use their forum name for was Rich The Great, which is only because I omitted the 'The Great' part of it. IRL IDENTITIES ARE FOR THE WEAK

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#68 Cougar

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 07:56 PM

It's even more confusing for me, most of the forum calls me by my real name when we are out. But most of my uni mates, including me when talking in the third person, refer to me as Cougar. It's madness I tell you.

Oh and Illy thine name ist Rob, but it sounds just too insipid and shit for a man in one of those shirts. Mind you we wont have to worry aout it since you're being A MONUMENTAL, SAND FILLED VAGINA and not coming.

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#69 Illuyankas

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 08:07 PM

Depends on what shifts I get for December, actually. I have the option of one no-consequence skipped day of work, but will need two, which I might be able to swing if I get the right days. Nothing confirmed at all yet, though, so just assume I'm not coming and then it'll be a pleasant surprise if I can.

#70 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 09:07 PM

UDON NOODLES! That's what I think everytime I think of your name, Illy. Said in an awful, slightly offensive sterotypical oriental accent.

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 09:57 PM

surprising, I would have thought everytime you heard "rob" you assumed it was Fagin giving you instructions

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#72 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 10:20 PM

Dammit this year seems to be shaping up to be an epic one...

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#73 caladanbrood

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 10:34 AM

I shall make no comments regarding too many protestations, and just be prepared for a clip round the ear

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 06:41 PM

Cool! Not only will there be drunken hitting upon... There will also be fightin'... It sounds like all the ingredients for a traditional British Christmas night out are in place

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#75 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 08:38 PM

Does anyone else, when picturing these meets, imagine everyone's avatars sitting around? A cougar and the fat kid from the goonies and a monkey with glasses, etc. It's vastly amusing.

One of these days, I will be there for one of these.

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#76 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 10:31 PM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 21 October 2009 - 08:38 PM, said:

Surprisingly accurate, though the first two you mentioned are the same person IIRC...

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#77 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 11:32 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 21 October 2009 - 10:31 PM, said:

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 21 October 2009 - 08:38 PM, said:

Surprisingly accurate, though the first two you mentioned are the same person IIRC...

If I'm not mistaken the fat kid from the Goonies is Mezla, who is not in fact the same person as cougar. Or am i missing something?

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#78 caladanbrood

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 08:27 AM

If you come, you should definitely bring a giant prosthetic nose with you.

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#79 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 08:48 AM

Tiste Simeon, on 21 October 2009 - 10:31 PM, said:

Surprisingly accurate, though the first two you mentioned are the same person IIRC... Posted Image

So either I'm a cougar or Cougar is fat!

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#80 Cougar

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 08:50 AM

Mezla definitely isn't me, if she was a figment of my imagination or vice versa we've both got very vindictive subconscienceses

I'm pretty certain Tiste was likening my real self to chunk from the Goonies.

Tiste wishes he was as pretty as me.

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