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teholbeddict This week, Tehol "Small Foot" Beddict!

#41 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 11:11 AM

WOW she is my height almost... that is scary!
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 11:12 AM

Nicely done tehol....think you could make me a pie? Turkey, extra mayonnaise. :p

DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 11:16 AM

Oh, I forgot we could send suggestions...
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 01:43 PM

View PostMacros, on Aug 4 2009, 05:05 AM, said:

View PostShinrei, on Aug 4 2009, 12:26 AM, said:

Yes, that's right, it's about time I admit it. I am in love with Maccy ladies and gentlemen! It started out as utter loathing, but somewhere along the way, his cavemanly, sexist, egotistical, pig headed charms started to grow on me! Maybe it's the whole hunter gatherer thing, or the idea of slaving over a stove preparing his meals!


I KNEW IT!!


Yes, it's true! My secrets out of the bag now Maccy! I have been in love with you for quite some time now! :gaes-orfantal: I mean, with hands that size, how could I not! Your questions were ridiculously easy to spot by the way.

@Morgy If there is a get together in Chicago, and I know in advance so I can book the time off at work, I will be there for sure.

@Apt if there is something that you wanted to know that wasn't on there ask away. I'll answer anything...well within reason.

This post has been edited by teholbeddict: 04 August 2009 - 01:48 PM

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 01:57 PM

View PostKalamMekhar, on Aug 3 2009, 10:59 PM, said:

small feet = easier foot rubs which means they last longer for the ladies!



Hmmm...Now I know what to ask for when I win our next football or basketball wager :p
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 02:02 PM

View Postteholbeddict, on Aug 4 2009, 08:57 AM, said:

View PostKalamMekhar, on Aug 3 2009, 10:59 PM, said:

small feet = easier foot rubs which means they last longer for the ladies!



Hmmm...Now I know what to ask for when I win our next football or basketball wager :p


now i know you can come up with a better wager than that! and besides you wont be winning the next wager!
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 02:06 PM

View PostKalamMekhar, on Aug 4 2009, 09:02 AM, said:

View Postteholbeddict, on Aug 4 2009, 08:57 AM, said:

View PostKalamMekhar, on Aug 3 2009, 10:59 PM, said:

small feet = easier foot rubs which means they last longer for the ladies!



Hmmm...Now I know what to ask for when I win our next football or basketball wager :p


now i know you can come up with a better wager than that! and besides you wont be winning the next wager!



Yeah, you're right, a foot rub really isn't enough of a prize for winning. You keep saying I won't be winning our next wager and I always do!
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Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 02:10 PM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Aug 4 2009, 01:42 AM, said:

View PostMorgoth, on Aug 4 2009, 02:39 AM, said:

Nice interview. I must've missed the whole pink vest thing. What I get for not being much in the inn I guess.

@Tehol - I've decided to host a malazan bbq at vengeance's house in chicago at some point between now and next summer :p


I'm going to hold that to you MORGY, it ain't no BBQ if all it is you Vengy and Shin, but damnnit, that's nearly enough to get me up there.


I could stop down in Chicago if you don't do it in the middle of Winter, and possibly we could get Bubba and Bent to roll on up.

Tell the Canuks when it is and maybe we could get them to road trip on down.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 02:18 PM

Could the next interview be someone who isn't quite so nice, or happy. I'd like to read some controversy.

Say:

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6. What do you think of the Northern Irish

a: oh fucking hell, they are all big handed boozed up freaks. If I ever meet one again I'll vomit on a dog...


you know, a bit of agro. Keep the forums lively.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 02:19 PM

Then one one candidate is worthy: the Chicken of Hate.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 02:27 PM

View PostMappo's Travelling Sack, on Aug 4 2009, 09:19 AM, said:

Then one one candidate is worthy: the Chicken of Hate.


But the Chicken of Hate hates everything except bacon, so it isn't even entertaining.

Interview Astra or Gothos.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 02:30 PM

Or.... interview me while I'm drunk. Who knows what the fuck I'd say. Not me, that's for sure.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 02:32 PM

Hey, I like some other, non-bacon related things. Like KFC. And boobies.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 02:33 PM

View Postteholbeddict, on Aug 4 2009, 03:43 PM, said:

@Apt if there is something that you wanted to know that wasn't on there ask away. I'll answer anything...well within reason.


Apts 20 questions for Tehol Beddict.

1. In a naked wrestling match in jello, who would win, you or Megan Fox?

2. If you could chose between going back in time and killing Hitler or Terry Goodkind, who would you kill?

3. How much Epicat can you drink before you become violently ill?

4. Have you ever hurt yourself trying out some form of advanced sexual position? DETAILS!

5. How much do you bench press?

6. What did you think of Transformers 2?

7. What was your profession again? What Education did you take?

8. Are you happy with your work?

9. Who would win in a drinking contest between you and Mezla? This question needs to be answered in amount of beer or shots you can consume before puking on a dog.

10. Are you attracted to midgets?

11. Why on earth would you side with the Crippled Cat, you daft woman!?

12. Any chance of future Tehol Beddict pictures wearing nothing but a pink west?

13. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

14. How are you planning to survive the upcoming zombie apocalypse? Details about defensive perimeters and weapons much appreciated.

15. Who do you prefer, David Letterman or Jay Leno? If you say Jay Leno I will mail you a dead trout.

16. Do you have any siblings? Are they female and/or hot?

17. When your house was getting flooded did you consider looting some of the surrounding property?

18. What is the most fucked up thing you have been presented with, when a patient came in? DETAILS!

19. I heard you were a foot doctor. What kind of traumatic memories does the smell of feet trigger in your lizard brain?

20. How much chicken could you eat in one sitting? This is called the ILLY CHALLENGE and should be asked of all future subjects.

This post has been edited by Aptorian: 04 August 2009 - 02:34 PM

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 02:35 PM

I approve of question 20. And the answer to number 1 is, of course, everybody.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 02:43 PM

I like #17, it's the most realistic question. Lol.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 03:19 PM

OMG! I should have known better than to give Apt free range with the questions! I'm at work atm, but I will try to answer some of these. Do I need to answer all of them? Or can just do some of them?
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 03:27 PM

ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ANSWERED OR THERE IS NO COOKIES.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 03:30 PM

View PostAptorian, on Aug 4 2009, 10:27 AM, said:

ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ANSWERED IN PICTURE FORM OR THERE IS NO COOKIES.


Fixed for what Apt really wants.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 04:09 PM

View PostObdigore, on Aug 4 2009, 11:30 AM, said:

View PostAptorian, on Aug 4 2009, 10:27 AM, said:

ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ANSWERED IN PICTURE FORM OR THERE IS NO COOKIES.


Fixed for what Apt really wants.


Would that be called the Illy/Bubba/Apt challenge? Or IBA for short?
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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