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teholbeddict This week, Tehol "Small Foot" Beddict!

#121 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 08:44 AM

Is Cougar trying to say I am fat?!

The feet point doesn't count because proportionally, I reckon my feet are stupidly small for my height. It is my excuse for why I fall down so much. UK size 5 and 5'9" don't work well together. Regardless, by the sounds of things I reckon I am twice the size of Tehol!

Anyway, I am stopping this right here. The lock up your doggies comment was just something funny to post!! There is no bloody way I am purposely calling down a hangover of doom upon myself! I'm too old for this kind of thing, I only do it by accident these days. That's right, I'm a piker (and it is logistically implausible).

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#122 Cougar

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:03 AM

Default victory tehol.

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#123 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:22 AM

Flawless (somehow) victory, TB!!!

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#124 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:45 AM

Now Tehol and Centz can arrange a title fight!

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:49 AM

Mezla PigDog, on Aug 5 2009, 05:45 AM, said:

Now Tehol and Centz can arrange a title fight!

You'll always be the Foreman just hanging out, forever tainting any title, Mez. (The Foreman bit was a compliment, by the way.)

#126 Macros

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 01:05 PM

I'm disapointed to say the least

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 01:38 PM

Mezla PigDog, on Aug 5 2009, 09:44 AM, said:

There is no bloody way I am purposely calling down a hangover of doom upon myself! I'm too old for this kind of thing, I only do it by accident these days.

Well that's just a damn lie.

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#128 teholbeddict

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 01:42 PM

Okay, well if Centz is still up to it, I will do it. Clearly there is the issue of a time difference, but if it's on a weekend I would be willing to get my drink on in the afternoon. Let me know if you're up for it centz dear!

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#129 MTS

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 02:48 PM

Your afternoon is our very early morning, Tehol. Centz and Tehol doing it is even more complicated, as there's a 15 hour or so time difference. Centz could do it in the early afternoon, which would be your night time.

This post has been edited by Mappo's Travelling Sack: 05 August 2009 - 02:49 PM

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#130 teholbeddict

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 03:22 PM

Well whatever it works out to timewise, as long as Centz is up for it so am I.

#131 Slum

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 03:26 PM

It's a 15 hour difference however you look at it. :2guns:

Or a nine, I guess, if you look at it another way. I don't know time zones confuse me. *Goes away*

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#132 Macros

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 06:12 PM

I'm still willing to adjudicate.
why?
because theres nothing to do here at the weekedns except drink anyway

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#133 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 06:15 PM

HoosierDaddy, on Aug 5 2009, 10:49 AM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on Aug 5 2009, 05:45 AM, said:

Now Tehol and Centz can arrange a title fight!

You'll always be the Foreman just hanging out, forever tainting any title, Mez. (The Foreman bit was a compliment, by the way.)

Surely that's the main point of piking out when you are a favourite!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#134 stone monkey

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 07:34 PM

I'm still somewhat worried about the fact that both you and Cougar think I'd ever be seen in a track suit...

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#135 Obdigore

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 07:42 PM

stone monkey, on Aug 5 2009, 02:34 PM, said:

I'm still somewhat worried about the fact that both you and Cougar think I'd ever be seen in a track suit...

So you think you become invisible when you put a track suit on?

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#136 stone monkey

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 07:45 PM

If I were foolish enough to make such a fashion faux pas, I'd really hope that were the case...

#137 Cougar

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 08:14 PM

stone monkey, on Aug 5 2009, 08:34 PM, said:

I'm still somewhat worried about the fact that both you and Cougar think I'd ever be seen in a track suit...

The 80s were a long decade...I'm seeing a young SM looking 50% Run DMC, 50% Brian Glover in Kes.

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#138 stone monkey

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 08:34 PM

Nah. At the beginning of the 80s it was a young Michael Jackson; all jheri curls and whatnot; then I moved on to my Terence Trent D'Arby style extensions; and after that it was funky dred all the way...

#139 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:19 PM

I saw a guy with dreds coming out of work today. Only they were middle aged middle class balding white man dreds.

That's right, imagine your stereotypical such man, bald with pony tail and hair round sides/back. Now imagine he has put all that into dreds. Long dreds. But the main part of his head - the dome, if you will - had just a few wispy hairs, and that's it. Was comic, in a tragic sort of way.

#140 stone monkey

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:55 PM

There really isn't a sadder sight. Some people really don't realise when it's time to let go of their youth.

I expect that in his younger days he was probably the kind of self-consciously hip white guy who, back in the 90s, used to accost me in clubs when off his face on disco biscuits convinced that he was my best friend because he had dreds too and speaking in the worst fake patois ever. And then was really put out when that turned out to be very decidedly not the case. Yeah, 'cause cultural appropriation is going to leave me especially well disposed to you... Those people used to really get on my tits. Almost as much as the young, terrifyingly middle-class white kids, very obviously away from home for the first time during their 1st year of Uni, who would assume that because I was a black guy with dreds, I was the obvious person to sell them drugs...

Ah... Memories.

This post has been edited by stone monkey: 05 August 2009 - 09:58 PM