I would get Twitter if I could read amusing anecdotes all day long as pricks from around the world ply their skill against the hapless toads that populate the world of social media
Awesome/Weird/Funny Arse Quotes (So SFW).
#521
Posted 02 January 2014 - 08:01 PM
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
#522
Posted 02 January 2014 - 08:23 PM
That dentist line is a good one.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#523
Posted 13 January 2014 - 09:23 PM
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren 1h when is bono gonna finally come out of the closet and tell us he's blind
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#524
Posted 07 July 2014 - 12:14 PM
One of our better Rugby Union players: Nick Cummins aka "The Honey Badger" has a very old school approach to Australian vernacular. Bless him. 
http://www.news.com....1-1226837074907

http://www.news.com....1-1226837074907
This post has been edited by Sombra: 07 July 2014 - 12:14 PM
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#525
Posted 01 September 2014 - 10:13 PM

They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#526
Posted 11 July 2017 - 10:59 PM
No truer words have been spoken by Uncle Snoop.
"For all you suckers out there, don't get licked, do the licking"
"For all you suckers out there, don't get licked, do the licking"