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I for One Welcome our new Giant Jellyfish Overlords When in Japan, don't jump in the sea

#21 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 12:54 PM

View PostAptorian, on Jul 21 2009, 01:48 PM, said:

Has still not googled Maria Ozawa and I don't think I will... :p



Maria Ozawa is pretty hot actually. I'm happy I haven't seen whatever that video is though. <yeek>
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Posted 21 July 2009 - 12:56 PM

View PostShinrei, on Jul 21 2009, 09:53 AM, said:

View Postcerveza_fiesta, on Jul 21 2009, 01:45 PM, said:

I'll take 2

As long as its free shipping



Hmm...I'll just write it up as "research".

Need any whale? Shark fin? Giant Panda?



All of the above PLEASE!

I've always wanted to try sharkfin soup with giant panda sausages smothered in whalesauce.

I heard its a japanese delicacy or something.
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Posted 21 July 2009 - 12:57 PM

It will all be served on Maria Ozawa's naked body.

Shinrei - at your service.
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Posted 21 July 2009 - 02:47 PM

View PostShinrei, on Jul 21 2009, 08:57 AM, said:

It will all be served on Maria Ozawa's naked body.

Shinrei - at your service.


Who gets to do the dishes? :p

D'rek, would've volunteered if I swung that way...

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 21 July 2009 - 02:52 PM

Incidentally, this is Maria Ozawa in a rare tentacle-free moment.

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 02:59 PM

she doesn't look very asian...

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 21 July 2009 - 03:02 PM

View PostShinrei, on Jul 21 2009, 09:57 AM, said:

It will all be served on Maria Ozawa's naked body.

Shinrei - at your service.



View PostIlluyankas, on Jul 21 2009, 11:52 AM, said:

Incidentally, this is Maria Ozawa in a rare tentacle-free moment.

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@Shin

I'm in. Tentacles and all.
........oOOOOOo
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BEERS!

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 03:33 AM

Can I have a panda and a squid? I am going to breed them and see what happens :p
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 05:01 AM

View PostD'rek, on Jul 21 2009, 07:59 AM, said:

she doesn't look very asian...


Maybe she got the de-asianifying surgery where they remove/reduce the extra skin fold in the eye. I guess it's pretty common, especially among entertainers. I was just reading an article about it.
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 09:04 AM

Actually, she's half caucasian canadian.

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 09:09 AM

She could be a giant squid in disguise send out to spy on the bipedal terrestrial meat sacks....
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 02:45 PM

Despite all these things....

I'm still in. Tentacles and all.

Jesus, but those boobs are hypnotic.

This post has been edited by cerveza_fiesta: 22 July 2009 - 02:45 PM

........oOOOOOo
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BEERS!

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........'-----'

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 06:59 AM

View Postcerveza_fiesta, on Jul 22 2009, 02:45 PM, said:

Jesus, but those boobs are hypnotic.



I've just noticed what all the fuss about her ancestry was...she has a face!!
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Posted 23 July 2009 - 07:03 AM

Ach...she's probably a spy from the jellyfish union.

That is, she is, not the boobs. I'm a fair man....
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Posted 23 July 2009 - 07:21 AM

With spies like that, we are so screwed...hopefully...
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Posted 23 July 2009 - 07:23 AM

View PostTremolo, on Jul 23 2009, 05:21 PM, said:

With spies like that, we are so screwed...hopefully...


Indeed. I hope we feel her sting.

-AIJ, wink wink nudge nudge
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