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I for One Welcome our new Giant Jellyfish Overlords When in Japan, don't jump in the sea

#1 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 20 July 2009 - 04:00 PM

200 kg jellyfish? Oh lawd!

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(CNN) -- Giant jellyfish descend on the Sea of Japan, causing untold devastation to coastal villages and leaving a trail of destruction and human misery behind. Sounds like a great sci-fi flick. But it's not.

It's real and a nightmare for Japanese fishermen.

The massive sea creatures, called Nomura's jellyfish, can grow 6 feet (1.83 meters) in diameter and weigh more than 450 pounds (204 kilos). Scientists think they originate in the Yellow Sea and in Chinese waters. For the third year since 2005, ocean currents are transporting them into the Sea of Japan.

Monty Williams, a marine biologist at Alabama's Dauphin Island Sea Lab, said the jellyfish grow to an enormous size as they are transported by ocean currents. He said they stay together in packs and as they drift northward, they get caught in fishermen's nets.

The giant jellyfish are one of about 200 species of coastal jellyfish or large jellyfish that exist around the world. But Nomura's stands out because of its enormous size.

"The sheer size of them, individually, makes them fairly spectacular," Williams said.

Spectacular, perhaps, to scientists, but perilous to villagers along the Japanese coast who have seen the destructive habits of these colossal creatures in the past. They had giant-jellyfish invasions in 2005 and 2007, and because they've recently been spotted in the Sea of Japan, they're bracing for another, potentially harmful wave this summer.

The jellyfish destroy fishermen's nets, getting trapped in them, tearing holes and ruining catches.

Fishermen often use expensive mazelike nets that stretch for hundreds of kilometers. When swarms of giant jellyfish tear them, the result is devastating.

"Communities of fishermen and these fishing villages own these nets," Williams said. "When these nets get wiped out, it actually has this economic devastation for an entire community."

The good news is that previous attacks have prompted Japan to put in place a warning system for fishermen. While they still risk losing a big catch, they can, at least, save their pricey nets from the invasion of the giant jellyfish.

It's not clear why waves of Nomura's jellyfish have made it to the Sea of Japan in recent years. Some have speculated that overfishing, pollution or rising ocean temperatures may have depleted the kinds of fish that prey on Nomura's jellyfish in the polyp stage. However, no one is certain, Williams said.

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Posted 20 July 2009 - 04:06 PM

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Nomura's jellyfish


Are they covered in belts and zippers?
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Posted 20 July 2009 - 05:35 PM

I bet I can eat 100 giant jellyfish...

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I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 20 July 2009 - 05:39 PM

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They had giant-jellyfish invasions in 2005 and 2007


I like how its framed like a malicious thing or something.

Or maybe it is.

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Posted 20 July 2009 - 06:28 PM

Jellyfish... or blancmanges? Good thing Wimbledon's over already.
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Posted 20 July 2009 - 06:32 PM

There has to be some crazy japanese tentacle porn out there somewhere on the fringes of the interwebs...
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Posted 20 July 2009 - 06:47 PM

View PostAptorian, on Jul 20 2009, 07:32 PM, said:

There has to be some crazy japanese tentacle porn out there somewhere on the fringes of the interwebs...



SOME?


there's f****ng LOADS of that crap out there.
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 20 July 2009 - 06:49 PM

Apt, change your name to Master Of The Obvious, please.
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Posted 20 July 2009 - 06:51 PM

Oh, I wasn't talking the animated weird Manga/Hentai tentacle porn stuff.

I was thinking real life Girl on living Giant Octupus on blubbery Giant Jellyfish in a tub of jello kind of stuff.

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Posted 20 July 2009 - 07:05 PM

google:

Maria Ozawa Tentacle.

this is 100% NSFW and completely disgusting. DO NOT LOOK UP IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYEBALLS OR YOUR SANITY.

but yes, its there.
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Posted 20 July 2009 - 07:40 PM

I'm so tempted to type that in. Must...resist...urge...
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Posted 20 July 2009 - 08:42 PM

View PostCocoreturns, on Jul 20 2009, 08:05 PM, said:

google:

Maria Ozawa Tentacle.

this is 100% NSFW and completely disgusting. DO NOT LOOK UP IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYEBALLS OR YOUR SANITY.

but yes, its there.

I saw that once, it is the third worst live action tentacle porn movie I've ever seen. And also completely hilarious.
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Posted 20 July 2009 - 08:45 PM

I think I have seen a still of that one, or something like it.

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Posted 20 July 2009 - 08:55 PM

Oh please, they all end up looking like an oversized plastic octopus toy being thrown into a Saturday morning kid's TV show goop tub and then draped over an overacting naked girl. They couldn't be less arousing if they featured Anne Widdecombe.
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Posted 21 July 2009 - 12:20 PM

Oh yeah, I'm absolutely devastated for those poor Japanese fishermen having their hundreds-of-km-long drift nets ruined.

Fuck 'em. Use a fishing rod, you panty-waist girly-men. Or a knife between your teeth as you dive in. :p

EDIT: Just saw the Maria Ozawa tentacle thing.

... Exotic ... :p

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 12:38 PM

Anyone want me to send them a giant jellyfish?
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Posted 21 July 2009 - 12:45 PM

I'll take 2

As long as its free shipping
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Posted 21 July 2009 - 12:48 PM

Has still not googled Maria Ozawa and I don't think I will... :p
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Posted 21 July 2009 - 12:53 PM

View Postcerveza_fiesta, on Jul 21 2009, 01:45 PM, said:

I'll take 2

As long as its free shipping



Hmm...I'll just write it up as "research".

Need any whale? Shark fin? Giant Panda?
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Posted 21 July 2009 - 12:54 PM

Oh come on Apt, you know you want to. :p
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