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Malazan Fantasy Football League 2009/2010

#21 Sir Thursday

House Knight

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 10:18 AM

The game is not "Follow the Premier League Rules and see who wins" though, it's Fantasy Premier League, and thus the rules are the different. It's like me saying that I'm going to pick a team entirely from one club and saying I won because noone else's teams actually play in reality.

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#22 Cougar

D'ivers Fuckwits

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 11:02 AM

Didn't even check where I finished last year, I'd have settled for 17th though.

Last year I had players who are going bald, this year I need a new gimick. I've also had enitrely African and probably gay (Campbell and Ljunberg FTW) in the past.

I AM A TWAT

#23 Tapper

Lover of High House Mafia

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 11:47 AM

Joined. I guess this means Match of the Day and I have a sunday night date each week from now...

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#24 Mezla PigDog

Malazan Yo Yo Champion 2009

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 12:00 PM

Tapper, on Jul 28 2009, 12:47 PM, said:

Joined. I guess this means Match of the Day and I have a sunday night date each week from now...

No matter what I have done over the weekend, I ALWAYS fall asleep before the end of MOTD. It is a tonic to my brain.

I'm in, can't be bothered thinking up a new team name so I'm sticking with Wickan Athletic. Hopefully I will whoop Cougar again this season.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#25 Cougar

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 12:05 PM

Mezla PigDog, on Jul 28 2009, 01:00 PM, said:

Hopefully I will whoop Cougar again this season.

Thems be fightin' words wench, prepare to be slaughtered by my crew of begimicked cloggers, as soon as I work out what it will be.

I AM A TWAT

#26 caladanbrood

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 12:45 PM

Most likely to be pirates? Slightly zombiefied? Wouldn't pass a GCSE in being dumb?

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#27 Macros

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 01:25 PM

notoriously bad fashion sense (stephen ireland is first name on the sheet there)
Terribnly hairstyles (possibly a combination of the two)

Silliest boots?

Ridiculous names?

oo, have a sibling playing/ retired from playing professional football also (possibly make that close relative)

players that have criminal records/ have been charged with a serious offense (speeding doesn't count)

the possibilities are endless cougar

oh and std, its fantasy because you're pretending you have 100m to throw together a premiership team with, still playing int he premier league, so nyah

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#28 caladanbrood

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 02:42 PM

Literally no one is convinced maccy, it's just an excuse for being a bit shit

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#29 Macros

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 03:18 PM

I'm getting ym excuses for being a lazy bastard in early alright!!!

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#30 caladanbrood

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 03:37 PM

Fair enough

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#31 bwgan

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 03:46 PM

I just closed my eyes and pointed with my mouse...true I had to jiggle a bit to get the money right and get rid of the really awful kits...is there a more scientific approach I should have used? And I'm not bothering with all that transfers nonsense, unless they get horribly injured or something...my team have my COMPLETE confidence.

(Never heard of most of them, but still they have my complete confidence...)

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'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'

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#32 Bhurnae

Close to the hedge.........

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 04:09 PM

Jiggling a bit is the scientific approach Bwgan..........you will be top of the league in no time

Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.

#33 Binder of Demons

Lord of Light

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 05:24 PM

Hey Cougar, why not continue the hair/hairless theme and go for a bunch of gingers, and call them the ginger nuts, or duracell united or some such??

Or a whole team that have the same first name. How about 11 steve's in honour of mr Erikson. That may not be possible though?

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt - Mark Twain

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They'll drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience!- Anonymous

#34 caladanbrood

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 01:37 PM

Don't forget guys, join up to the head-to-head league we've set up for Shadowthrone's blog. You can use the exact same team, or start a new one, whatever you want. It's a head-to-head league, which makes it a bit more interesting, and you can win a shirt of any team you want, or more importantly, even more bragging rights