So, Morgan Freeman is supposedly really just a creepy old dirty bastard

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So, Morgan Freeman is supposedly really just a creepy old dirty bastard I... am... kind of ... taken a back.

#1 Aptorian

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:23 PM

Okay so I found this link and had a WTF moment

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/morgan-...aughter-486028/

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Morgan Freeman to marry his step-granddaughter

A few weeks ago, a disturbing story broke that Morgan Freeman was maintaining a 10-year relationship with his step-granddaughter with whom he had a questionable sexual encounter when she was young. Yes, they are not related through blood, but Freeman is 72 and E'Dena Hines is now 27, which means she would have been 17 when they first... um... got together. Once Freeman's wife found out about their secret affair she filed for divorce, and now the Enquirer is claiming that once proceedings go through, he and Hines are set to wed.

"Morgan has led her to believe that he wants to marry her," says a family insider. Another source says, "Becoming Mrs. Morgan Freeman has been E'Dena's goal."

Consider us creeped out. Morgan Freeman is giving Woody Allen a run for his money!

A google search showed that it popping up everywhere:

http://nafoom.yuku.com/topic/19442/t/More-...reeman-fun.html
http://jasereraser.wordpress.com/2009/06/1...han-miss-daisy/

This is like Woody Allen all over again, only Freeman has more cool points than that freaky jew.

EDIT: Some mod please fix the typo in the tittle.

This post has been edited by Aptorian: 10 July 2009 - 09:24 PM

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:25 PM

Since they're quoting the Enquirer of all things I'm going to hold off believing this until I actually see the wedding announcement.

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:25 PM

Totally creppy. "Step" situations are just strange.

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:27 PM

Whoa, that like totally shatters my entire universe. Morgan Freedom was a god (see what I did there?

) to me until now. If it's true, that's very fucked up. She's not blood, true, but she's still 'part of the family'. Add in the horrendous age gap of 45 years and...whoa.

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:34 PM

Well, in her defense, Morgan Freeman is some what of a hotty...

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:35 PM

pros
We would all do Morgan Freeman given the chance, just for the soothing post sex cuddles
He is big pimping and likely a god in the sack
Hes doing what alot of older film stars do ie marry young women and although in the family is not out of the ordinary

cons
45 years is a bit much
shes technically related
Did anyone expect morgan freeman to do this?

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 01:48 AM

...well I'm watching TV tonight and a commercial comes on show a bunch of sea life. Ok nothing mind bending or funny. But then Morgan Freemans voice comes on saying "When was the last time you took your daughter to the Aquarium."....lol'ed

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 12:28 PM

Presumably he and Woody Allen will have a lot to talk about next time they meet...

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 05:44 PM

score!
personally I'm quite neutral about this. it's his affair after all.
besides, american law is quite odd! she'd be legal in most european countries at 17 :killingme:

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 05:48 PM

16 years here in Denmark.

A decade or so ago it was 15 but they raised it for some reason.

Don't know why.

I remember screwing around with a 15 year old back when I was 18. It was hilarious, since what we were doing was actually quite illegal :killingme:

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 09:12 PM

Aptorian, on Jul 12 2009, 10:48 AM, said:

Error: Signature not valid

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 09:14 PM

*Sits down over there*

Now what?

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 11:03 PM

"Hi, I'm Chris Hansen"

We're doing a special on sexual predators and that young girl you were about to boink was one year underage"

"NICE!"

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"My wife is 7 years younger than me, and talk about hot teenage sex! WOO-HOO!!!!!"

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 02:18 AM

Aptorian, on Jul 12 2009, 02:14 PM, said:

*Sits down over there*

Now what?

Would you like me to read you the transcripts we have of you telling this young girl you want to blank her in the blank with your blank, immediately followed by requesting she blank on your blank while you blank your blank?

Error: Signature not valid

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 12:46 PM

62/2 + 7 = 38
38 > 17
Creepy!

worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 02:37 PM

I swear, Sir... I know nothing of these blankity blanks I certainly had no intention of blankity blanking her.

Would these baby blue eyes lie to you?

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 12:10 AM

Your screen name is Aptorian, correct? We have the transcripts. You SPECIFICALLY said, and i quote, "I know everything of the blankity blanks, I certainly have EVERY intention of blankity blanking you. These baby blue eyes will lie to you."

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 12:11 AM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Jul 13 2009, 08:10 PM, said:

Hansonater: Your screen name is Aptorian, correct? We have the transcripts. You SPECIFICALLY said, and i quote, "I know everything of the blankity blanks, I certainly have EVERY intention of blankity blanking you. These baby blue eyes will lie to you."

Apt: Where can I find crimes that horrify, Apt?

Fixed.