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Mafia 47.5 - Jihad! - Game Thread

#1 User is offline   Path-Shaper 

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 02:25 AM

This is an alt-less mini game. It is meant to be somewhat fast and fun so enjoy! Post on this thread during the game using your normal board accounts. Any thoughts, PM's or complaints are to be sent to Path-Shaper.

Normal Malaz rules apply, I'm not going to cut and paste cause nobody reads them anyway, go read a generic game if it is your first time. If you have questions about the rules, feel free to ask at anytime.

You may not reveal at all on the game thread. You may of course claim that you are "town" should you feel the need.

Days are 24 hours, Night is 4 hours. If all actions are in then Night will be ended early.

Any use of the tactic of asking for a modkill on thread, fake or real, will be dealt with harshly and will penalize you AND your team. Do not test this at all, ever even as a joke post, you've been warned.

Lastly, winning conditions MAY NOT be per standard mafia guidelines, continue playing at all times until told by a moderator the game is over. Moderator is not responsible for you thinking you've won and screwing yourself and your team up.
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 02:32 AM

The sun rises over a war torn city. Bomb craters pock the road and major buildings are nothing but rumble. Ground fighting has ranged all over the city most of the night. One lone soldier was separated from his unit and has holed-up somewhere in a nearby city block. He is no normal soldier though. Seemingly unbelievable reports stream in that he killed at least twenty of you with nothing but his bare hands when he ran out of ammunition.

You take up your positions, surrounding the area of his last known position. You are tensed, waiting for your chance to spot him and end this.

Jihad is on! You may die for your non-denominational yet heathen beliefs, but you are going to take this soldier with you and get your rivers of honey and 73.5 virgins!

One of you brags to the others...I've lived through three of these already....just as a stray ricochet catches him in the temple.

Breadmaster is dead, he was of the town.

This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 01 July 2009 - 02:51 PM

Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 02:49 PM

It's Day 1. 24 Hours 11 minutes remaining.

10 players are still alive; bgwan, drinksinbars, Drone, Impirion, Morgoth45, Morgoth, Shinrei, Silencer, Slick Mongoose, Vengeance

It takes 6 votes to lynch, 5 votes to go to night.

10 players have not voted; bgwan, drinksinbars, Drone, Impirion, Morgoth45, Morgoth, Shinrei, Silencer, Slick Mongoose, Vengeance

Now open 11 minutes early. You may begin!

This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 01 July 2009 - 02:50 PM

Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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#4 User is offline   Knucklehead 

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 02:50 PM

Allah Ackbar! Allah Ackbar!

...ahem...

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 02:50 PM

View PostPath-Shaper, on Jul 1 2009, 03:49 PM, said:

Now open 11 minutes early. You may begin!


Three cheers for PS! Hip hip hurrah!
"pseudoscience and superstition will seem year by year more tempting, the siren song of unreason more sonorous and attractive. Where have we heard it before? Whenever our ethnic or national prejudices are aroused, in times of scarcity, during challenges to national self-esteem or nerve, when we agonize about our diminished cosmic place and purpose, or when fanaticism is bubbling up around us – then, habits of thought familiar from ages past reach for the controls. The candle flame gutters. Its little pool of light trembles. Darkness gathers. The demons begin to stir." - Carl Sagan
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 02:53 PM

Hoorah?! American! Kill!

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 02:53 PM

Vote Morgoth45

Allahu Ackbar!
"pseudoscience and superstition will seem year by year more tempting, the siren song of unreason more sonorous and attractive. Where have we heard it before? Whenever our ethnic or national prejudices are aroused, in times of scarcity, during challenges to national self-esteem or nerve, when we agonize about our diminished cosmic place and purpose, or when fanaticism is bubbling up around us – then, habits of thought familiar from ages past reach for the controls. The candle flame gutters. Its little pool of light trembles. Darkness gathers. The demons begin to stir." - Carl Sagan
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 02:56 PM

Misspellings! He is American! AILALAILALAILALAI!
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 02:59 PM

I got at least one post! Yay!

vote drinksinbars
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 03:00 PM

oh, I suppose I gotta re-sign in not naked, even though this is my real account. (this is my first altless game),
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 03:04 PM

screw that shin :Oops:

vote the skinny norwegian morgoth
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 03:05 PM

remove vote

And with that, as promised, I'm off to bed.

Cursed American Time Zones!
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 03:09 PM

Okay, quick. Lynch shin before he gets back! :Oops:
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 03:16 PM

It's Day 1. 23 Hours 45 minutes remaining.

10 players are still alive; bgwan, drinksinbars, Drone, Impirion, morgoth45, Morgoth, Shinrei, Silencer, Slick Mongoose, Vengeance

It takes 6 votes to lynch, 5 votes to go to night.

1 vote Slick Mongoose; (morgoth45)
1 vote morgoth45; (Slick Mongoose)
1 vote the skinny norwegian Morgoth; (drinksinbars)

10 players have not voted; bgwan, drinksinbars, Drone, Impirion, morgoth45, Morgoth, Shinrei, Silencer, Slick Mongoose, Vengeance
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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#15 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 03:18 PM

Well it would be fairly easy to lynch Silencer before he had a chance to post...So easy in fact I don't know if it would count.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 03:19 PM

I think it would probably be a waste of a lynch. He'll be modkilled first :Oops:
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 03:21 PM

Whoever kills another one without justifiable cause, surely he is killing all of humanity. And whoever saves the life of another one, surely he saves the lives of all of humanity.
"pseudoscience and superstition will seem year by year more tempting, the siren song of unreason more sonorous and attractive. Where have we heard it before? Whenever our ethnic or national prejudices are aroused, in times of scarcity, during challenges to national self-esteem or nerve, when we agonize about our diminished cosmic place and purpose, or when fanaticism is bubbling up around us – then, habits of thought familiar from ages past reach for the controls. The candle flame gutters. Its little pool of light trembles. Darkness gathers. The demons begin to stir." - Carl Sagan
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 03:53 PM

View PostSlick Mongoose, on Jul 1 2009, 10:21 AM, said:

Whoever kills another one without justifiable cause, surely he is killing all of humanity. And whoever saves the life of another one, surely he saves the lives of all of humanity.


Whose momma you calling easy. I will have you know that mother wears a burka. So you had better take back your baseless claim before I call for jahad on your pagen ass...

This post has been edited by Vengeance: 01 July 2009 - 03:54 PM

How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 04:48 PM

This for me too is my first altless game so be gentle with me...what am I saying, this be mafia...oh, oh wrong rp...errm...may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the infidels armpits...?

On a side note, why is France proposing to ban burgers...I mean I know they aren't very healthy, but still seems a bit drastic.... :Oops:
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 04:50 PM

View PostVengeance, on Jul 1 2009, 11:53 AM, said:

View PostSlick Mongoose, on Jul 1 2009, 10:21 AM, said:

Whoever kills another one without justifiable cause, surely he is killing all of humanity. And whoever saves the life of another one, surely he saves the lives of all of humanity.


Whose momma you calling easy. I will have you know that mother wears a burka. So you had better take back your baseless claim before I call for jahad on your pagen ass...


He quotes the Quoran, foolish brother. Perhaps it is your ass which i pagan?

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