[Knucklehead]

bwgan, on Jul 1 2009, 12:48 PM, said:

This for me too is my first altless game so be gentle with me...what am I saying, this be mafia...oh, oh wrong rp...errm...may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the infidels armpits...?

On a side note, why is France proposing to ban burgers...I mean I know they aren't very healthy, but still seems a bit drastic....

what the fuck? I hadn't hear that.

[Slick Mongoose]

bwgan, on Jul 1 2009, 05:48 PM, said:

On a side note, why is France proposing to ban burgers...I mean I know they aren't very healthy, but still seems a bit drastic....

So if you...
Cover the bodies of your women
Everybody is grinning,
Because black is so slimming,
Though it's not great for swimming.
But it gives me an erection,
With the increased sexual tension,
What with the U.V. protection
That is second to none.

You'll find it all in the Quran
Just next to the bit that justifies guns,
And says that it's a sin
To take it up the bum,
Even if it's fun,
Even with permission from your mum.

ba-da-ba-da ba-da-ba-da ba-da-ba-da da-a-a-o.

[bwgan]

*Sigh* sometimes I think my sense of humour is a little too sophisticated (or too silly?) for this forum....

Try Googling France ban burk



Edit: And no the burk doesn't refer to anyone in particular...oh and cross post with Slick being a bit rude

This post has been edited by bwgan: 01 July 2009 - 05:00 PM

[Knucklehead]

Oh...derr...its not that you're too sophisticated, its just that it wasn't funny.

[bwgan]

Me? Not sophisticated?? Some people have no taste or judgement...clearly an infidel...burn him!

[Knucklehead]

bwgan, on Jul 1 2009, 01:07 PM, said:

Me? Not sophisticated?? Some people have no taste or judgement...clearly an infidel...burn him!

Ah, but it is our lack of sophistication that makes us so terrifying to the invader dogs. Our primitive church and state bond is impossible for them to accept, thus they attack. Our domination of our women is only understood by S&M fanatics, and they are not the sort of folks the Quoran tells us we should hang out with. Our peace through killing everyone who disagrees with us mentality is so near to their own that they cannot bear to accept it. Thus we have the upper hand. I think. You know, saying it out loud makes Christianity sound a whole lot better.

[bwgan]

Are you expressing doubt that ours is the true path? :Surprise:

[Knucklehead]

Of course not! Only wishing it wasn't so strict.

[bwgan]

Wishing it was not so strict? You truly are an infidel..our path has no faults...and if it does the only one is that it is not strict enough. How much more blasphemy are we to bear?

[Vengeance]

Slick Mongoose, on Jul 1 2009, 11:57 AM, said:

bwgan, on Jul 1 2009, 05:48 PM, said:

On a side note, why is France proposing to ban burgers...I mean I know they aren't very healthy, but still seems a bit drastic....

So if you...
Cover the bodies of your women
Everybody is grinning,
Because black is so slimming,
Though it's not great for swimming.
But it gives me an erection,
With the increased sexual tension,
What with the U.V. protection
That is second to none.

You'll find it all in the Quran
Just next to the bit that justifies guns,
And says that it's a sin
To take it up the bum,
Even if it's fun,
Even with permission from your mum.

ba-da-ba-da ba-da-ba-da ba-da-ba-da da-a-a-on.

WHAT...... You want to do my mom in the bum....what kind of infidel are you..... Mother is respectable and she should be honored.... So said the prophet. Only an unbeliever would think such things.

[Knucklehead]

Blasphemy? No more, I promise. I go home, say Allah Ackbar 3 times fast, and come back clean. Ok? Ok.

[Slick Mongoose]

morgoth45, on Jul 1 2009, 06:41 PM, said:

Blasphemy? No more, I promise. I go home, say Allah Ackbar 3 times fast, and come back clean. Ok? Ok.

For the second time, it's Allahu Akbar.

[Slick Mongoose]

Vengeance, on Jul 1 2009, 06:41 PM, said:

WHAT...... You want to do my mom in the bum....what kind of infidel are you..... Mother is respectable and she should be honored.... So said the prophet. Only an unbeliever would think such things.

Not a Tim Minchin fan?

[bwgan]

@ m45 - What is this begging now? Have you no honour? Remember fear the path and he will give you wisdom.

[Knucklehead]

Yes, bwgan...wait, why am I taking orders from a woman? Kneel lesser human being!

[Knucklehead]

Slick Mongoose, on Jul 1 2009, 01:46 PM, said:

morgoth45, on Jul 1 2009, 06:41 PM, said:

Blasphemy? No more, I promise. I go home, say Allah Ackbar 3 times fast, and come back clean. Ok? Ok.

For the second time, it's Allahu Akbar.

Hmph. I see. Yes, I just searched that, you're right. Well fuck it, I'm not really muslim, so I'll spell it that way want

[Slick Mongoose]

morgoth45, on Jul 1 2009, 06:58 PM, said:

I'm not really muslim

Verily Allah has cursed the Unbelievers and has prepared for them a Blazing Fire to dwell in forever. No protector will they find, nor savior. That Day their faces will be turned upside down in the Fire. They will say: ‘Woe to us! We should have obeyed Allah and obeyed the Messenger!’

This post has been edited by Slick Mongoose: 01 July 2009 - 06:04 PM

[bwgan]

Because, as with all males I meet, you know what is good for you...and as for kneeling...yeah, you just keep on wishing...although it is written he deserves paradise who makes those around him laugh.


Edit: This was @ m45...clearly.

This post has been edited by bwgan: 01 July 2009 - 06:05 PM

[Knucklehead]

For God so loved the world he sent his only begotten son that whoseoever believed in him should not perish but have ever lasting life.

And now I shall sing Fight Fire with Fire.

[Knucklehead]

bwgan, on Jul 1 2009, 02:04 PM, said:

Because, as with all males I meet, you know what is good for you...and as for kneeling...yeah, you just keep on wishing...although it is written he deserves paradise who makes those around him laugh.


Edit: This was @ m45...clearly.

I always try to make people laugh. Unfortunately the intonation that is often so integral to my humour doesn't always come across in text.