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Girl gets 56 stars tattooed on her face... then she regrets. Human beings are stupid, stupid creatures.

#21 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 01:13 PM

Yeah, a friend of mine went in for a nipple pierce, fell asleep and woke up with both nips double-pierced and a Prince Albert.

Poor bastard.

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 01:43 PM

This is from a sketch on Belgian TV (In de Gloria) http://www.youtube.c...h?v=u6bmaIUl_II

You might recall these guys as the ones who made the sketch that was featured on the Late Night show as being real ().
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 05:44 AM

http://www.news.com....214-401,00.html

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Girl with tattooed face admits she wanted all 56 stars

* Teen admits lying because dad was furious
* Confesses she was awake, asked for 56 stars
* Had previously threatened to sue

A TEENAGE girl who claimed 56 stars were tattooed on her face while she slept has admitted she lied and was awake the whole time.

London's Daily Telegraph reported Kimberley Vlaminck, who said she fell asleep after asking for only three stars, lied because her father was "furious".

She initially insisted she dozed had off after asking the tattooist for just three small stars – then woke in horror to find her face was covered.

The Belgian teen blamed the Flemish-speaking tattooist for not being able to understand her French and English instructions and threatened to sue.

But the Telegraph reported the 18-year-old has confessed she did not fall asleep, that she wanted all the stars and was "fully aware" of what the tattooist was doing.

Ms Vlaminck told a Dutch TV crew: "I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them. But when my father saw them, he was furious. So I said I fell asleep and that the tattooist had made a mistake."

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Posted 29 June 2009 - 12:02 PM

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Posted 29 June 2009 - 07:08 PM

as someone who has gotten some decent art work done, i had to call bullshit when i 1st saw this.
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 12:41 AM

Someone who was lucid when having stars put on their face? Crazier than I am.

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