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Posted 10 June 2009 - 03:35 PM
Zanth13, on Jun 10 2009, 05:16 PM, said:
letting someone show you one guy one jar...
*shudder
*shudder
Its the one with the guy who sits on it and it breaks isn't it? There was a gif of that on /b/ months and months ago... horrible... horrible but also sort of hilarious, the guy was an idiot.
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Illuyankas
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 03:42 PM
At least you can't say he didn't have a cracking time!
You know, with the broken glass in the orifice and the bleeding.
You know, with the broken glass in the orifice and the bleeding.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 03:45 PM
yeah he puts it up there some how, and then it breaks it inside of him... and he bleeds bad... and he digs it out....*vomit
he was bleeding bad, if he survived that i would be surprised...
he was bleeding bad, if he survived that i would be surprised...
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 03:47 PM
Wait, what is this?
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 07:14 PM
Never leave James Bond left for dead.
The Pub is Always Open
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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
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Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#30
Illuyankas
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 07:22 PM
Zanth13, on Jun 10 2009, 04:16 PM, said:
letting someone show you one guy one jar...
*shudder
*shudder
Aptorian, on Jun 10 2009, 04:35 PM, said:
Zanth13, on Jun 10 2009, 05:16 PM, said:
letting someone show you one guy one jar...
*shudder
*shudder
Its the one with the guy who sits on it and it breaks isn't it? There was a gif of that on /b/ months and months ago... horrible... horrible but also sort of hilarious, the guy was an idiot.
Illuyankas, on Jun 10 2009, 04:42 PM, said:
At least you can't say he didn't have a cracking time!
You know, with the broken glass in the orifice and the bleeding.
You know, with the broken glass in the orifice and the bleeding.
Zanth13, on Jun 10 2009, 04:45 PM, said:
yeah he puts it up there some how, and then it breaks it inside of him... and he bleeds bad... and he digs it out....*vomit
he was bleeding bad, if he survived that i would be surprised...
he was bleeding bad, if he survived that i would be surprised...
Mappo's Travelling Sack, on Jun 10 2009, 04:47 PM, said:
Wait, what is this?
Three guesses.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 07:23 PM
Illuyankas, on Jun 10 2009, 08:22 PM, said:
Zanth13, on Jun 10 2009, 04:16 PM, said:
letting someone show you one guy one jar...
*shudder
*shudder
Aptorian, on Jun 10 2009, 04:35 PM, said:
Zanth13, on Jun 10 2009, 05:16 PM, said:
letting someone show you one guy one jar...
*shudder
*shudder
Its the one with the guy who sits on it and it breaks isn't it? There was a gif of that on /b/ months and months ago... horrible... horrible but also sort of hilarious, the guy was an idiot.
Illuyankas, on Jun 10 2009, 04:42 PM, said:
At least you can't say he didn't have a cracking time!
You know, with the broken glass in the orifice and the bleeding.
You know, with the broken glass in the orifice and the bleeding.
Zanth13, on Jun 10 2009, 04:45 PM, said:
yeah he puts it up there some how, and then it breaks it inside of him... and he bleeds bad... and he digs it out....*vomit
he was bleeding bad, if he survived that i would be surprised...
he was bleeding bad, if he survived that i would be surprised...
Mappo's Travelling Sack, on Jun 10 2009, 04:47 PM, said:
I am twelve and what is this?
Three guesses.
Fixed.
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#32
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 07:35 PM
Hey, fair go you two, I was fairly sure what happens, but having not seen it I was amazed that someone would even consider doing that, and post it on youtube no less. That's completely retarded, never mind potentially fatal. Perhaps I should've wrote "Whoa, are you fucking kidding me?!" instead.
This post has been edited by Mappo's Travelling Sack: 10 June 2009 - 07:35 PM
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#33
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 08:01 PM
Hey, you gave me a new rookie mistake: Underestimating the internet.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 08:17 PM
getting into a drinking competition, drinking everything available, and agreeing to drink a shot of clearasil in order to win instead of draw.
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 10:01 PM
Forgetting you already removed your lens from your left eye, then put the little rubber vacuum thingie straight on your iris.
Playing russian roulette and forgetting to spin the barrel as number six in line after the previous five guys didn't do that either, and lived.
Spitting against the wind.
Playing russian roulette and forgetting to spin the barrel as number six in line after the previous five guys didn't do that either, and lived.
Spitting against the wind.
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 10:04 PM
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Who the hell put the swear filter to make be er tango??????
Who the hell put the swear filter to make be er tango??????
This post has been edited by Bent: 10 June 2009 - 10:09 PM
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 10:06 PM
ALWAYS!, checking to make sure it is indeed contact solution and one of your dumb (mother fucking ass hole) friends didnt use it for a spitter instead...
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 11 June 2009 - 03:19 AM
Slow Ben, on Jun 10 2009, 06:06 PM, said:
ALWAYS!, checking to make sure it is indeed contact solution and one of your dumb (mother fucking ass hole) friends didnt use it for a spitter instead...
Addendum: After waking up with a hangover from hell, make sure that bottle you seize is indeed contact solution and not hydrogen peroxide.
Further addendum: After clamping the eye shut and swearing a bunch, don't be so munted that you do it AGAIN before realizing what the hell is going on. Gods, that was a terrible Tuesday morning.
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