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- Inviting me to your wedding and its open bar
- Giving me whiskey
- Staying in the area as I drink the whiskey
Continue the list. Do as I say and the panda lives.
This post has been edited by RodeoRanch: 09 June 2009 - 11:16 PM
Rookie mistakes Things not to do
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RodeoRanch 
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Posted 09 June 2009 - 11:16 PM
- Burying the bodies your backyard
- Inviting me to your wedding and its open bar
- Giving me whiskey
- Staying in the area as I drink the whiskey
Continue the list. Do as I say and the panda lives.
- Inviting me to your wedding and its open bar
- Giving me whiskey
- Staying in the area as I drink the whiskey
Continue the list. Do as I say and the panda lives.
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Illuyankas
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Posted 09 June 2009 - 11:21 PM
Activities that require pants retention.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 09 June 2009 - 11:23 PM
-Miscalculating your bladder retention time against the time the bus will take to get to a suitable piss zone.
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Abyss
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Posted 09 June 2009 - 11:43 PM
- mixing Red Bull with alcohol.
- Abyss, ...knows this from experience...
- Abyss, ...knows this from experience...
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Vengeance
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 03:42 AM
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line
Also don't kill Inigo Montoya father
Also don't kill Inigo Montoya father
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore
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RodeoRanch
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 03:50 AM
- Shooting a bull in the nads without realizing how fast those sonsofbitches move when annoyed.
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Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 08:59 AM
*Adding chilli powder to a pizza.
*Acting casual around a priest.
*Leaving that oh-so-important R.E. document with your failed Maths exam.
*Acting casual around a priest.
*Leaving that oh-so-important R.E. document with your failed Maths exam.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 10:29 AM
Cursing continuously when doing business with a bishop's accountant.
Letting a quiet dibs live (@ Sixty: couldn't resist either).
Self surgery.
Letting a quiet dibs live (@ Sixty: couldn't resist either).
Self surgery.
Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad
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drinksinbars
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 10:32 AM
saying yes to the "does my bum look big in this?" question.
@tapper - grrrr.
@tapper - grrrr.
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 01:22 PM
Carrying a nice juicy steak with you while scubadiving on the Great Barrier Reef.
- Abyss, was just holding it for someone...
- Abyss, was just holding it for someone...
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Godless killing machine - and proud of it!
Also, braaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzzzz!
Posted 10 June 2009 - 01:31 PM
leave private writings on your desk at work as you leave for the weekend...
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 01:36 PM
- go to uni to attempt a massive study session and leave your books at home...
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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dktorode
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 01:50 PM
Clean your ear with a pencil while walking down flight of stairs
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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Abyss
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 01:55 PM
Run the Boston Marathon with scissors.
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 01:57 PM
Abyss, on Jun 10 2009, 03:55 PM, said:
Run the Boston Marathon with scissors.
in both hands
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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
