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#21 User is offline   D'rek 

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 01:22 PM

Aside from be*er (tango), vod*ka (lemonade) and clunge, I haven't seen any others. What else is filtered right now?

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 11 June 2009 - 01:27 PM

whiskey = ribena :killingme:

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 04:13 PM

Does "Stella" filter into "Cat-piss"?
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Posted 11 June 2009 - 04:56 PM

 caladanbrood, on Jun 11 2009, 05:13 PM, said:

Does "Stella" filter into "Cat-piss"?

No, that particularly brewing process works the other way around :lol:

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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Posted 11 June 2009 - 04:57 PM

 caladanbrood, on Jun 12 2009, 02:13 AM, said:

Does "Stella" filter into "Cat-piss"?

SACRILEGE! Stella should filter into "liquid gold" :lol:
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Posted 11 June 2009 - 05:47 PM

hmmmm can we get away with hairy axe wound
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Posted 11 June 2009 - 09:03 PM

 Stradivarius, on Jun 11 2009, 06:47 PM, said:

hmmmm can we get away with hairy axe wound


Looks like it, but I'd prefer if you shaved
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#28 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 02:00 PM

...gargantuan quivering vagina?

YES!

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 02:14 PM

tiste simeon

EDIT: it works

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 03:32 PM

ale

it doesn't work.

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 07:13 PM

 Cougar, on Jun 11 2009, 10:03 PM, said:

 Stradivarius, on Jun 11 2009, 06:47 PM, said:

hmmmm can we get away with hairy axe wound


Looks like it, but I'd prefer if you shaved


i prefer the waxed look and feel!

gash?
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 08:56 PM

Is this going to be a permanent condition for the forums or just a lark?
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 09:08 PM

I'll voice my concern in tandem with Rodeo, I can see the merit of filtering out the word that must not be uttered but the others just get irritating
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Posted 14 June 2009 - 08:10 AM

This is all really my fault so I guess I should go and sort the filters out unless anyone objects from the staff
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 06:51 PM

Wouldn't it be funny if we filtered certain words and changed them per forum standard - like so: beer=Rodeo's Elixir, brains=brainzzzzz/Abyss' sustenance... etc. ;) (I'm not good at finding out alternative expressions, I'm sure you guys have better ideas as to what it would change to).
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 07:00 PM

Both hilarious and excruciating at the same time...
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 07:20 PM

I'd like to request some more filtered words.

good > bad
Good > Bad
is > isn't
Rake > Steak
Kallor > Pallor
Fiddler > Batman
Brood > GUESS WHO CAME CRAWLING BACK
wine, beer, absinthe, whiskey, rum, brandy, bourbon, alcohol etc > beer
the letter d > the letter b
the letter b > the letter d
the letter s > the letter z
the letter z > the letter s
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 07:51 PM

If you did that I think we would witness the day Dolorous Menhir had an online anurism.
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 07:57 PM

 Aptorian, on Jun 16 2009, 08:51 PM, said:

If you did that I think we would witness the day Dolorous Menhir had an online anurism.

;)
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 08:07 PM

 Aptorian, on Jun 16 2009, 08:51 PM, said:

If you bib that I think we would witnezz the bay Bolorouz Menhir hab an online anurizm.

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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