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An ID card? Really? Wow. I look as old as AIJ, Assail, and Leo...

#81 Aptorian

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 12:59 PM

Did you not see the HoosierDaddy thread in the Inn, Illy?

He annoyed Hetan so she squashed him...

or he asked her to ban him, we wont know before he returns, if he returns.

#82 caladanbrood

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 01:05 PM

Eugh. I really shouldn't stay up that late when I have to revise....

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#83 Illuyankas

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 01:09 PM

Oh, OK. Guess I missed that thread.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#84 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 03:03 PM

stone monkey, on Jun 7 2009, 01:59 AM, said:

I got asked my age when buying tango at Tesco a few weeks ago. I was clean shaven and also wearing a hat which hid all my grey hair... But really, WTF? I actually thought the guy was taking the piss, I'm nearly 40 ffs, but it turned out that he wasn't... Very weird.

The other half got refused a bottle of wine at Waitrose last week. He's almost 30 and does not look under 18 or 21. The woman had milk bottle bottom glasses on .... might have had something to do with it.

I have never been IDed! I have been buying booze since I was 14 (my friend count sky-rocketed when everyone at school discovered that!) and going to pubs and clubs since I was 15. I'm all worn out at 29.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#85 Assail

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 03:15 PM

Lmao I just saw this topic. I know he won't see it for a while, but thanks Hoosier :killingme:

I appreciate your obvious notice of my youth. It makes me feel... well young.

I will now commence my strut.

I still heart Goodkind.

#86 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 11:04 AM

Hold on there, cowboy. This strut ain't big enough for the both of us.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#87 drinksinbars

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 12:18 PM

people continually think i am older than my older brother which is depressing.

#88 beru

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 12:19 PM

people think im younger than my younger brother and its depressing...

i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels

#89 Assail

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 02:28 PM

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jun 12 2009, 04:04 AM, said:

Hold on there, cowboy. This strut ain't big enough for the both of us.

Boy, I invented the strut.

I still heart Goodkind.

#90 Slow Ben

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 11:02 PM

People think i'm youger than my younger brother...which is awesome! :lol:

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#91 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 13 June 2009 - 12:05 AM

Assail, on Jun 13 2009, 12:28 AM, said:

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jun 12 2009, 04:04 AM, said:

Hold on there, cowboy. This strut ain't big enough for the both of us.

Boy, I invented the strut.

People always say I look like my mother....Oh God.

@Assail
You can talk the talk, Assail...but can you walk the walk?

-AIJ, full of cliches

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#92 Assail

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Posted 13 June 2009 - 12:07 AM

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jun 12 2009, 05:05 PM, said:

Assail, on Jun 13 2009, 12:28 AM, said:

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jun 12 2009, 04:04 AM, said:

Hold on there, cowboy. This strut ain't big enough for the both of us.

Boy, I invented the strut.

People always say I look like my mother....Oh God.

@Assail
You can talk the talk, Assail...but can you walk the walk?

-AIJ, full of cliches

You think you got what it takes?

I still heart Goodkind.

#93 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 13 June 2009 - 12:07 AM

You know I got it.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#94 Assail

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Posted 13 June 2009 - 12:15 AM

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jun 12 2009, 05:07 PM, said:

You know I got it.

I got junk in my trunk. You cannot best this.

I still heart Goodkind.

#95 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 13 June 2009 - 12:25 AM

I'm packing heat where it counts. Bring it.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#96 Assail

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Posted 13 June 2009 - 12:27 AM

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jun 12 2009, 05:25 PM, said:

I'm packing heat where it counts. Bring it.

My bodily fluids will douse whatever you've got.

I still heart Goodkind.

#97 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 13 June 2009 - 12:28 AM

My hot breath will vaporise those fluids.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#98 Assail

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Posted 13 June 2009 - 12:30 AM

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jun 12 2009, 05:28 PM, said:

My hot breath will vaporise those fluids.

My supreme muscle mass will pummel your face to pulp before this is possible!

I still heart Goodkind.

#99 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 13 June 2009 - 03:04 AM

Jeez, you two should just make out and get it over with.

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#100 Darkwatch

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Posted 13 June 2009 - 03:49 AM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Jun 12 2009, 11:04 PM, said:

Jeez, you two should just make out and get it over with.

I've always wondered, can you say that to two bickering students?

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