I don't think I have ever wanted an Ice cream/Milkshake/heart attack more than this...

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I don't think I have ever wanted an Ice cream/Milkshake/heart attack more than this... You can't handle these calories...

#1 Aptorian

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 12:01 PM

http://www.baskinrobbins.com/Nutrition/pro...es&id=BV230

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 12:03 PM

I've had a peanut butter milkshake, it made me throw up. To this day I can't eat peanut butter... or smell it without being queezy. I was six. This looks EVIL!

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 12:16 PM

Doesn't contain crustaceans?

Lobster smoothie fail...

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 01:16 PM

I think I had a mild heart attack from reading that

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 04:54 PM

I am weeping tears of blood from my dairy-intolerant eyes.

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 04:58 PM

To be honest I am quite confused by the amount of calories in it. If you ate a pound of lard I doubt you would consume that many calories. It's like Reese's has a crack team of sugary scientists working around the clock to find some hole in subatomic fusion that allowed them to add more sugar than is physically possible.

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 05:09 PM

Well, peanuts have a hell of a lot of calories in them and this things all peanuts, kinda.

But hey, at least you get a healthy dose of protein.

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 05:20 PM

That is...revolting. I'm feeling sick just looking at it.

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 05:25 PM

yum

i mean win

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 11:47 PM

and that's a 'medium' size, thereby implying that there is a large size also.

Yikes.

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 11:58 PM

caladanbrood, on May 30 2009, 08:16 AM, said:

Doesn't contain crustaceans?

Lobster smoothie fail...

I wonder what sundae DOES contain crustaceans ...

I think this sundae would go great with this burger:

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Smokehouse Bacon Triple-The-Cheese Big Mouth Burger with Jalapeno Ranch Dressing
2,040 calories
150 g fat (53 g saturated)
110 g protein
4,900 mg sodium

You know this burger's in trouble when it takes more than 20 syllables just to identify it. If you think the name’s a mouthful, just wait until the burger hits the table. You’ll be face to face with two-and-a-half day’s worth of fat — a full third of which is saturated. To do that much damage with roasted sirloin, you’d have to eat about eight 6-ounce steaks. It’s nearly three days’ worth of saturated fat.

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 12:26 AM

That burger reminds me of the Double Pounder burger I got dared to eat...took me around 45mins to finish.

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 01:10 AM

Bloody hell! Why are you still alive? My arteries are hardening just from looking at that picture.

Also if anyone else has eaten any of the food in this thread, see a doctor. You'll need one. And a defibrillator. Probably quite soon.

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 06:28 AM

There is a small resturant chain here in Copenhagen that makes Denmarks biggest burgers. Double Boogie Bacon Cheese Burger Deluxe. It's around as big as the circumference of big dinner plate and maybe some 6-7 inches high. IT IS HUGE

I have been known to purchase one of those when the hangover was especially bad. Takes about a day to eat.

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 06:51 AM

That looks so damned tasty. I'd drink it and enjoy it. YUMMMMMMM!

It can't be that different than a Peanut Buttercup Blizzard, or Snickers Blizzard can it?

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 08:57 AM

I remember hearing about a particularly heart-attack inducing concoction created by a fish and chip shop somewhere in Inverness. They take your picture after you've bought one, and you're not allowed to buy another for a week afterwards due to health concerns. (Though it seems like that might be an urban legend, as Google hasn't turned up anything).

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 09:15 AM

Aptorian, on May 31 2009, 08:28 AM, said:

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=aQvr4C6c-e8
Remembered this from another forum i hang out on. A challenge to see who could eat one first

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 07:40 PM

Throw some bacon on that badboy and you've got yourself heaven on earth.

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