[RodeoRanch]

Dear Future Rodeo, fuck you.

Just think of the stupid things you've done that I haven't. You bastard. Think of the all the beers and poor dating choices you've experienced that I haven't.

I sincerely hope you have not drank whiskey and done something foolish. Or at the very least made sure someone took photos of said incident(s).

Hopefully you have a full time job by now. One doesn't crush our soul every day and leave us contemplating drinking bottles of whiskey. We know where that goes. And we never did catch that horse and put a hat on her. Or did we?

Maybe we're dating Sara now. Maybe we're not. Either way, sow those wild oats before we accidentally stumble into a mature relationship and ruin everything.

There's no point pretending we won't still be posting on Malazan because lets face it, we've been doing it since 2001. That's a good streak and don't you fuck it up.

I'm certain animals have attacked you since we wrote this. Birds? Bears? Sea-bass? Good luck with that.

Finally, it's time to kill the pants joke. She's done played out. Even if we do manage to lose our pants again in some misadventure, keep it on the down-low.

Sincerely,

Past Rodeo

[Macros]

finally is clearly a lie

[Bent]

Reserved

Remember that time when you did that thing with that thing and ended up being in the hospital? Me neither.


Goals for the next time I read this

Still be married
Have more money
Don't wet the bed any more
Don't die

[Illuyankas]

Aptorian, on May 21 2009, 05:23 PM, said:

You know they could make a great realityshow out of that "Illuyankas, the Cock Rater - He'll rate your cock and bang your wife, stay tuned for the next episode where Illy goes to the playboy mansion and gets into a fistfight with Hugh Hefner"

This could go one of two ways;

1. I kill Hugh Hefner in a fistfight - he's an old guy, I could take him - and all his possessions are mine by right of conquest, OR,

2. Hugh orders his bunny-suited deathsquad of delicious ladies to take me down and I die the best death ever.

Either is fine.

[Stradivarius]

Illuyankas, on May 21 2009, 11:47 PM, said:

Aptorian, on May 21 2009, 05:23 PM, said:

You know they could make a great realityshow out of that "Illuyankas, the Cock Rater - He'll rate your cock and bang your wife, stay tuned for the next episode where Illy goes to the playboy mansion and gets into a fistfight with Hugh Hefner"

This could go one of two ways;

1. I kill Hugh Hefner in a fistfight - he's an old guy, I could take him - and all his possessions are mine by right of conquest, OR,

2. Hugh orders his bunny-suited deathsquad of delicious ladies to take me down and I die the best death ever.

Either is fine.

i see nothing wrong with this you either win or die trying but at least you die happy!

[Macros]

OR

he orders his burly bouncers to take you down and sort you out.
worst death ever

[Grief]

Macros, on May 21 2009, 11:49 PM, said:

OR

he orders his burly bouncers to take you down and sort you out.
worst death ever

No.

Worst death ever is he orders his bruly bouncers to pin you down and read goodkind to you, until you die from blood loss.

[Macros]

oh gods, why grief WHY???

macros - will never sleep again

[Grief]

Well, that's how most top security vaults are protected.

They carve goodkind into the walls. It is a very strong deterrent.

[Slow Ben]

MY POST


Your 30 now! Does it suck as much as we thought it would?

Did you finally get engaged? "gulp"

Was Jay Cutler worth 2 first round picks?

Did you finally build that damn coffee table your promised your sister in law you'd build? Well?

Were you late for work the day after DoD came out because you were up all night reading? Or did you just take the day off?

This post has been edited by Slow Ben: 25 June 2009 - 10:47 PM

[Aptorian]

Jay Cutler? You're going to watch a big bodybuilding event? I've always wanted to see one of those shows.

[HoosierDaddy]

American Football Quarterback, not weight lifter.

[Aptorian]

Ohh... how boring.

[Skywalker]

Reserved for Skywalker

Gee ma, I made it to Page 3... snickers...

[dktorode]

Dear future dkt

I TOLD YOU NOT TO MARRY HER YOU FOOL!

This post has been edited by dktorode: 22 May 2009 - 12:05 PM

[Grimjust Bearegular]

Reserved for Grimmy the Magnificent!



Are you rich yet? Then get back to work!

Things I hope have happened in a year:


Made loads of Malazan Art

Gotten a driver's licence

Gotten a car

Changed apartments

Kept my job or gotten a better one

Finished ONE effing story.

[Giles]

Reserved
not sure what to put here il think of more later.
for now.
Things i hope have happened, youve actually revised more this year
youve won some competitions

[Slow Ben]

Aptorian, on May 22 2009, 01:32 AM, said:

Ohh... how boring.

If "boring" is Danish for "fucking awesome"...then yes.

[alt146]

RESERVED

Hello future self. Glad to see you're still a part of the scary mob. Have you managed to make yourself known a little better outside of the mafia forum?

Speaking of Mafia - it's currently game 47. The manager is at version 0.21, I hope you've gotten around to making some improvements.

How is work? Are you actually doing anything interesting yet?

You better have bought your own place by now too.

And that's about it. Hope the world cup is fun!

This post has been edited by alt146: 25 June 2009 - 10:38 PM

[Leo]

RESERVED

Things Achieved
-Made that mod... working on finishing it...
-Hmm...
-Hmmm...
-Invested the power of a million mosquito smashings into a pen.
-Hmmmm...
-Won a Halo Wars game...
-Continued overusing '...'

Things to Achieve
-Actually do something for work...
-Out-Halo AIJ.
-Find out Rodeo's address and send a monthly gift of whiskey.
-Get a real post count on this forum.

Other:
-Look back upon this and know: Life sucks, life always has sucked, life always will suck, and you need to get back below 200lbs. Gods, man!