[Rashan]

Here you go


There once was a man named Screwy Dick,
A man who was born with a spiral prick.
His life was spent in one long hunt
to find the girl with the spiral clunge.
When he found her he dropped dead,
'cause that damn bitch had left hand thread!!!

[Rashan]

I only know naughty ones

[Rashan]

I see that 4 people are around but no one is posting. Perhaps I will have to post for all 4 of us.

[D'riss]

 Rashan, on May 12 2009, 12:14 PM, said:

I only know naughty lousy ones

I fixed that for you.

Here's one of my own creations!



I was not sure I could rhyme
My meter's so bad it's a crime.
In fact I'm so bad
That I'm really glad
I finished this damn thing in time.

[Rashan]

The once was a young girl from Norway
Who hung by her feet from the doorway;
Which worked out quite well,
'Cause when you rang her bell,
It actually turned out to be foreplay!

[Rashan]

in the garden of eden lay Adam
gently stroking his madam,
and great was his mirth
for on all of this earth
there were only two balls and he had 'em!

[D'riss]

Rashan tries too hard to be glib.
He frequently tries to ad-lib.
Such nasty replies,
Is it a disguise,
Or just some dumb kid in a crib?

This post has been edited by D'riss: 12 May 2009 - 07:29 PM

[Path-Shaper]

It is Day 1. 30 hours and 4 minutes remaining

15 Players still alive: D'riss, Emurlahn, Fener, Gamelon, Hood's Path, Kessobahn, Korlat, Korvalain, Liosan, Meanas, Rashan, Ruse, Silanah, Telas, Tennes

8 votes to lynch, 8 votes to go to night

1 vote for Meanas: ( Rashan )
1 vote for Liosan: ( D'riss )
2 votes for Rashan: ( Meanas, Silanah )

Players not voted: Emurlahn, Fener, Gamelon, Hood's Path, Kessobahn, Korlat, Korvalain, Liosan, Ruse, Telas, Tennes

[Rashan]

An Argentine Gaucho named Bruno
Said Sex is one thing I do know
Women are fine
And sheep are divine
But llamas are numero uno!

[Rashan]

So D'riss why do you want to lynch Liosan over Korlat or Telas they all had basically the same post.

[Path-Shaper]

I confirm that any day 1 silencing business was taken care of before the game started, at the same time as other details, so timing should not be analyzed.

[D'riss]

Good point.

Premise 1) I can't lynch all three of them.
Premise 2) Liosan just posted right around when I did so basically it's because I saw him first.
Fact 1) I am distracted easily by things in front of me.
Conclusion) Liosan gets lynched

IRREFUTABLE LOGIC.

edit: I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU PATH-SHAPER, CAN'T YOU WAIT YOUR TURN?

This post has been edited by D'riss: 12 May 2009 - 07:38 PM

[Rashan]

Hey look something shinny.

[Rashan]

 D'riss, on May 12 2009, 02:37 PM, said:

Good point.

Premise 1) I can't lynch all three of them.
Premise 2) Liosan just posted right around when I did so basically it's because I saw him first.
Fact 1) I am distracted easily by things in front of me.
Conclusion) Liosan gets lynched

IRREFUTABLE LOGIC.

edit: I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU PATH-SHAPER, CAN'T YOU WAIT YOUR TURN?

You know if you want to catch up to me you shouldn't edit your posts.

[D'riss]

Also, I think it's time drop the triple crown:


Rashan got dissed bad and burned.
'Cuz I heard he liked gettin' spurned.
So I put this book
Inside of his book
So he could learn while he learned.

[D'riss]

Catching you isn't my goal..... UNLESS YOU ARE SCUM AND NEED TO BE CAUGHT?

[Rashan]

 D'riss, on May 12 2009, 02:41 PM, said:

Also, I think it's time drop the triple crown:


Rashan got dissed bad and burned.
'Cuz I heard he liked gettin' spurned.
So I put this book
Inside of his book
So he could learn while he learned.

Did you say triple crown


There once were two young girls from Birmingham
I knew a wild story concerning 'em
They lifted the frock
And diddled the cock
Of the Bishop engaged in confirming 'em

Now the Bishop was nobody's fool,
He'd been to a fine public school
He lowered his britches
And fucked both those bitches
With his twelve-inch Episcopal tool.

But that didn't startle these two,
Why they laughed as the Bishop withdrew,
The Vicar is quicker
And thicker and slicker
And longer and stronger than you!

[Rashan]

 D'riss, on May 12 2009, 02:42 PM, said:

Catching you isn't my goal..... UNLESS YOU ARE SCUM AND NEED TO BE CAUGHT?

not this time. I am just going for high poster since grief isn't playing.


Grief isn't playing right.

[D'riss]

 Rashan, on May 12 2009, 12:46 PM, said:

 D'riss, on May 12 2009, 02:42 PM, said:

Catching you isn't my goal..... UNLESS YOU ARE SCUM AND NEED TO BE CAUGHT?

not this time. I am just going for high poster since grief isn't playing.


Grief isn't playing right.

[Rashan]

1- dktorode
2- Bent
3- Obdigore
4- morgoth45
5- Bubba
6- Peanutbutta
7- Grief
8- alt146
9- Vengeance
10- D'rek
11- Kurt M
12- Gem
13- Malaese
14- Mentalist/Shin
15- Sixty


Oh shit Grief is playing.

Um why is Mentalist/Shin like that. Are they both playing in one alt. Cause that would be funny.