[D'riss]

Also, you totally redeemed yourself with your triple limerick. Pro!

[D'riss]

We need a judging panel and then to have a limerick-off.

[Rashan]

 D'riss, on May 12 2009, 02:48 PM, said:

Also, you totally redeemed yourself with your triple limerick. Pro!

I have to give you the win to you as you are actually making them up on the spot. I am not that skilled.

[D'riss]

 Rashan, on May 12 2009, 12:50 PM, said:

 D'riss, on May 12 2009, 02:48 PM, said:

Also, you totally redeemed yourself with your triple limerick. Pro!

I have to give you the win to you as you are actually making them up on the spot. I am not that skilled.

If it makes you feel any better I am probably more handsome than you too.

(I can see how that might make you feel worse, though.)

[Rashan]

 D'riss, on May 12 2009, 02:50 PM, said:

We need a judging panel and then to have a limerick-off.

Fill the entire thread with Limericks


Inbetween the two of us we have more posts then everyone else combined.


I would be at a hundred but I had to go to my eye doctor. My right eye started hurting me last night really really bad. I thought that it was better this morning but it steadily got worse. So away to the doctor I went. Turns out I have a ulcer in my right eye. Second time in 4 or 5 years that I have gotten one. Hurts like a son of a bitch. Now I have to take drops every 2 hours.

[Rashan]

 D'riss, on May 12 2009, 02:52 PM, said:

 Rashan, on May 12 2009, 12:50 PM, said:

 D'riss, on May 12 2009, 02:48 PM, said:

Also, you totally redeemed yourself with your triple limerick. Pro!

I have to give you the win to you as you are actually making them up on the spot. I am not that skilled.

If it makes you feel any better I am probably more handsome than you too.

(I can see how that might make you feel worse, though.)

I seriously doubt that. I was just talking to my mom and she said that I was the most handsome.

[D'riss]

Speaking of worse... I FEEL IT COMING ON!

O! The Beat, Rhyme, and Verse!
Be it Bad, Better, or Worse!
A Sickness! The Madness!
I'm Legit (more or less),
Master of the Universe!

[D'riss]

Also man, I hate to break it to you, but your mom told me the same thing last night.

[Rashan]

The limerick form is complex
Its contents run chiefly to sex
It burgeons with virgins
And masculine urgins
And swarms with erotic effex.

[Rashan]

 D'riss, on May 12 2009, 02:59 PM, said:

Also man, I hate to break it to you, but your mom told me the same thing last night.

I only have one thing to say to you

http://www.hulu.com/watch/72434/saturday-n...ive-motherlover

[D'riss]

 Rashan, on May 12 2009, 01:03 PM, said:

 D'riss, on May 12 2009, 02:59 PM, said:

Also man, I hate to break it to you, but your mom told me the same thing last night.

I only have one thing to say to you

http://www.hulu.com/watch/72434/saturday-n...ive-motherlover

With your mother I'll never use a rubber.

[Hood's Path]

Would you guys hurry up and get to page 10 so Silanah can come back?

[D'riss]

I banged your hot mom on a whim
And I'm goin' out on a limb
To say that it's likely,
To put it contritely,
That dinner will be late ag'in.

[Rashan]

 D'riss, on May 12 2009, 03:06 PM, said:

 Rashan, on May 12 2009, 01:03 PM, said:

 D'riss, on May 12 2009, 02:59 PM, said:

Also man, I hate to break it to you, but your mom told me the same thing last night.

I only have one thing to say to you

http://www.hulu.com/watch/72434/saturday-n...ive-motherlover

With your mother I'll never use a rubber.

With your mother neither will I.

[Rashan]

 Hood's Path, on May 12 2009, 03:11 PM, said:

Would you guys hurry up and get to page 10 so Silanah can come back?

We will eventually. But if Sil is going to be a total spoil sport then he can wait.

[Hood's Path]

 Rashan, on May 12 2009, 01:12 PM, said:

 Hood's Path, on May 12 2009, 03:11 PM, said:

Would you guys hurry up and get to page 10 so Silanah can come back?

We will eventually. But if Sil is going to be a total spoil sport then he can wait.

Fine but he took the barbie dream corvette and no way I'm making barbie walk to Ken's house for dolltime.

[D'riss]

Just FYI, I was debating ending that last one with

"That bitch'll be late home ag'in"

but decided the other one was more smug than cocky, and I was going for 'wink wink' smugness.

edit: In light of the above post, this is even funnier.

This post has been edited by D'riss: 12 May 2009 - 08:15 PM

[Liosan]

I know you will call me a...



But You Rashan are an..



Vote Rashan

Spammy Spam spam fests are no fun to me.

[D'riss]

Barbie's a cocktease and coy
While Ken plays the oafish man toy.
But when she found out
He'd been "getting about."
She cut off Ken's (small) pride and joy.

[D'riss]

10/10 for asshat, two posts up.

But I'm still voting you, now for being a late-coming fun-killer.