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#341 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 01:06 PM

View PostMorgoth, on Jul 13 2009, 01:47 PM, said:

You watch a Steven Seagal movie and take a drink whenever he maims or kills someone...


Which one did you watch?

I only just noticed the naked women on Illy's shirt. How long was he wearing that for on Saturday???
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#342 User is offline   Cougar 

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 01:10 PM

Mezla's Highlights Package

pic 2 might look like we are having a tender moment, but I'm actually holding her up.

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#343 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 01:18 PM

Oh lordy! I remember the t-shirt one. After that, it is my doppleganger because I went home after a burger and small glass of wine!
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 01:18 PM

hehehe..... don't worry Liz, you'll get your revenge when we get round to the Calvin Klein moments :killingme:
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 01:27 PM

I'm feeling green.
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 01:30 PM

View PostHetan, on Jul 13 2009, 02:18 PM, said:

hehehe..... don't worry Liz, you'll get your revenge when we get round to the Calvin Klein moments :killingme:


I'm getting there it takes a while to resize so many pictures, patience.
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#347 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 01:33 PM

View PostShinrei, on Jul 13 2009, 02:27 PM, said:

I'm feeling green.



I was green a few hours after those pictures were taken! I especially like the 3rd one of Cougar holding me up. The lights may be on, but there is nobody home :killingme: Me and Macros seem firm friends too! Are Toby and Dan still able to walk?

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 01:34 PM

Village of the Spammed

as you can see the Keeper t-shirts were, well...keepers!

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 01:34 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on Jul 12 2009, 04:17 AM, said:

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EDIT - oh yes! Does anyone know why I have a huge bump on my forehead?



Well don't look at ME, i wasn't even on the same continent...

View PostHetan, on Jul 12 2009, 07:14 AM, said:

Liz, you were sick on our dog, we have to pay to have it blow dried


This is one of those posts you can go your entire life without ever reading...


Great pics. Looks like an excellent time was had. Those t-shirts are pure malazan win.

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 01:45 PM

FAO Mr C Klein
California
USA

Dear Sir,

for some years I have been a wearer of your excellent range of boxer shorts and have generally found them to be simultaneously supportive, comfortable and robust. However at the weekend myself and my colleague Prof. M. Robinson of the Norn Iron Institute of Underwear Design tested them against an Ulster reverse wedgie attack.

Unfortuantely your otherwise flawless garments were found sadly wanting.

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 01:53 PM

I just threw up a little in my mouth :killingme:

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 01:56 PM

Ahh, these are cracking snaps. I can't stop laughing. Someone should check over Hetan and Mal's dogs for signs of post-traumatic stress.
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 01:58 PM

Looks like a good time. I do believe that I now know more about Cougar then I ever wanted to thanks.
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 01:59 PM

Looks like Mac got a good handful there, and I pity the poor dog.

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 02:01 PM

Oh my god! I am stunned after that whole Calvin Klein hole in the boxers bit! Not to mention I may be scarred for life! :killingme: That must have been quite the wedgie attack!



Oh and I am supremely jealous of you guys and your get togethers! I wish we could have one up here in Canadaland!
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 02:18 PM

Looks lie great fun


Although with the t-shirts it really does resemble a cult meeting or something!
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 04:52 PM

Well I've finally made it back to a computer with forum access.

Had a great time at the bbq, they are definitely getting better with time as hetan and mal continue to outdo themselves on the hosting front.

Thanks to the two of you for being such great hosts... hope the planning didn't stress you out to much. :p

Special thanks to cougar as well for kindly giving me a lift down from Manchester, and thanks to the rest of you for the great company!

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Are Toby and Dan still able to walk?


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Although with the t-shirts it really does resemble a cult meeting or something!


What do you mean resembles? :question:
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 05:54 PM

Gaaaawd...

*sniff* *cough* *spit*

Damn English weather won again... The price I'm paying now for those 10 minutes I spent sitting outside in a sleeveless shirt is fever, murderous headache, runny nose and a lot of icky, icky thingies coming out of my lungs every time I cough... I should have worn my 3 jackets right from the start... maybe then my journey home would not have been such an agony... *shivers*

@Hetan: I managed to get home in one piece, thanks, although the high fever made the travel experience somewhat unpleasant. But I spoke to Mr. B today already, and told him what you said about his drawing, and he was really glad you liked it. :question: A big, big, BIG hug and big, big thanks to you and your charming husband for being such wonderful people and letting us drunken lot usurp your garden and your house for a day and not changing your mind and kicking us out already after the first 5 minutes of drunken excesses... It was great fun to be in Cambridge again and it's always a pleasure to see you and talk to you. I hope we didn't leave too much mess.
Oh, and @Mal - I'm STILL laughing... :p

@Mez: Unfortunately I cannot comment on anything that happened in the house prior to your departure - I spent that part of the evening in the garage/shed/whatever that thingy in the back yard is called... but I'm sure it wasn't as bad as these photoshopped pics above are trying to present it. You were probably just very, very tired... in the most ladylike manner. :question:

@Everyone: It was great to see you all again and meet some of you for the first (but hopefully not last) time. My special thanks this time go to Fid for his kind help with the ticket booking that saved me a lot of time and trouble, and to Brood for providing me with another jar of marmite although I do blame him for the agonizing toothache I have now after my 5th marmite-toast. :p Also big thanks to Cougar for picking us up from the station, that was really sweet!

I had a lot of fun, although wish I had more time to chat with some of you; I missed the opportunity to discuss communism with Toby again, and I kind of couldnt't really understand half the things Mac was saying... :p It was a pleasure to see Mr. and Mrs. Paleman again, and all the other members of the "old crew" from the previous meetings - IH and Baudin and Sir Thursday (who did a great job of reading my mind and filling in the gaps in my vocabulary every time the alcohol level made my deficiencies in English language come to surface). I had some really interesting (and surprisingly normal) discussions with Illy, and later with Sombra, who is really, really cool and who I was delighted to meet in person. And I was a bit disappointed in the end when I finally got to try that infamous drink Morgy has threatened us all with, just to discover that it's not a big deal at all - where I come from, we drink it every day after lunch for better digestion and give it to our kids when we want to keep them quiet. :unworthy:

That being said, I'll simply shut up now and start posting some pics. :p

This post has been edited by Dag: 13 July 2009 - 05:57 PM

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 06:10 PM

View PostDag, on Jul 13 2009, 06:54 PM, said:

I had some really interesting (and surprisingly normal) discussions with Illy

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 06:14 PM

So unhappy about those ass pics. That poor dog is clearly seconds from seizing.

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