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Bad film. Terrible, even. That's really all there is to say about it...
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Posted 23 November 2009 - 06:39 PM
I watched Clerks 2 last night.
Bad film. Terrible, even. That's really all there is to say about it...
Bad film. Terrible, even. That's really all there is to say about it...
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Posted 23 November 2009 - 08:09 PM
Does anybody else have to shout at the tv whenever theres a trailer or ad for Ice Age 3 - The Rise of the Dinosaurs?
THE DINOSAURS DID NOT FOLLOW THE ICE AGE!!
No wonder kids grow up with no idea about anything prior to the 2nd World war.
THE DINOSAURS DID NOT FOLLOW THE ICE AGE!!
No wonder kids grow up with no idea about anything prior to the 2nd World war.
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So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
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Posted 23 November 2009 - 08:34 PM
caladanbrood, on 23 November 2009 - 06:39 PM, said:
I watched Clerks 2 last night.
Bad film. Terrible, even. That's really all there is to say about it...
Bad film. Terrible, even. That's really all there is to say about it...
thats a lie!
bad brood!
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Posted 23 November 2009 - 09:28 PM
Macros, on 23 November 2009 - 08:34 PM, said:
caladanbrood, on 23 November 2009 - 06:39 PM, said:
I watched Clerks 2 last night.
Bad film. Terrible, even. That's really all there is to say about it...
Bad film. Terrible, even. That's really all there is to say about it...
thats a lie!
bad brood!
He is just mad because the Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud scene is too close to real life for him. It became uncomfortable.
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Posted 23 November 2009 - 10:33 PM
Traveller, on 23 November 2009 - 08:09 PM, said:
THE DINOSAURS DID NOT FOLLOW THE ICE AGE!!
Don't they fall into a cave where a surprisingly non-representative sampling of dinosaur species have survived?
Technically, the dinosaurs' rise would then have preceded the Ice Age, as is historically correct.
I saw Chocolate last night. It's... not as good as Ong Bak. There are some nicely choreographed moments, but the main character isn't as transcendent an athlete as Tony Jaa is and the story is fetid goat balls bad at times. I would rather see Universal Soldier three more times than one more viewing of Chocolate.
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Posted 24 November 2009 - 06:42 PM
caladanbrood, on 23 November 2009 - 06:39 PM, said:
I watched Clerks 2 last night.
Bad film. Terrible, even. That's really all there is to say about it...
Bad film. Terrible, even. That's really all there is to say about it...
INCORRECT! Let me guess, you're in the "it's not Clerks 1 so it sucks" crowd.
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Posted 24 November 2009 - 07:28 PM
amphibian, on 23 November 2009 - 10:33 PM, said:
I saw Chocolate last night. It's... not as good as Ong Bak. There are some nicely choreographed moments, but the main character isn't as transcendent an athlete as Tony Jaa is and the story is fetid goat balls bad at times. I would rather see Universal Soldier three more times than one more viewing of Chocolate.
I liked Chocolate. purely for the "holy f***! that stuntman should be DEAD!" moments.
also This Trailer looks tremendous. How can you not want to see a film called Bitch Slap?
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 24 November 2009 - 11:09 PM
A Christmas Carol 3D. Pretty damn scary considering its a kids film...
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Posted 25 November 2009 - 01:38 AM
Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 24 November 2009 - 06:42 PM, said:
INCORRECT! Let me guess, you're in the "it's not Clerks 1 so it sucks" crowd.
Not really. I enjoyed Clerks 1 more, but I just didn't particularly like 2. Don't get me wrong, there were funny bits (the whole LotR vs Star Wars conversation), but overall it just didn't convince. Maybe I was missing something.
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Posted 25 November 2009 - 02:54 AM
Has anyone seen Gamer or Surrogate yet? I am curious as to what the verdict is as they appear interesting but have the potential to be drivel.
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Posted 25 November 2009 - 04:22 AM
Ribald, on 25 November 2009 - 02:54 AM, said:
Has anyone seen Gamer or Surrogate yet? I am curious as to what the verdict is as they appear interesting but have the potential to be drivel.
Drivel. pure and unadulterated. Weren't even worth the half hour to download, let alone watch or god forbid pay 15$ to see.
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Posted 25 November 2009 - 12:42 PM
I was afraid of that... ah well.
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Posted 25 November 2009 - 01:01 PM
Not seen Surrogates. Gamer was fairly interesting but nothing astonishing...
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Posted 25 November 2009 - 03:42 PM
caladanbrood, on 25 November 2009 - 01:38 AM, said:
Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 24 November 2009 - 06:42 PM, said:
INCORRECT! Let me guess, you're in the "it's not Clerks 1 so it sucks" crowd.
Not really. I enjoyed Clerks 1 more, but I just didn't particularly like 2. Don't get me wrong, there were funny bits (the whole LotR vs Star Wars conversation), but overall it just didn't convince. Maybe I was missing something.
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Posted 25 November 2009 - 03:48 PM
clerks 2 was awesome, rosario dawson was just jaw dropping in it. while jay and silent bob, the donkey, randall and pussy troll made it pure cinema goodness. 1 was certainly a great flick, but for laughs, i think 2 surpassed it.
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Posted 25 November 2009 - 05:39 PM
I enjoyed clerks 2
Its no clerks ...but was still great in my book
Its no clerks ...but was still great in my book
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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 25 November 2009 - 07:16 PM
I shall have to be happy to live in the minority here then 
On an almost unrelated note, I watched Return of the Jedi last night. Hot damn that's an awesome film
On an almost unrelated note, I watched Return of the Jedi last night. Hot damn that's an awesome film
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Posted 25 November 2009 - 07:18 PM
I agree with the Return of the Jedi comment!
I saw Angels and Demons the other day. Considering I was expecting to be a steaming big pile of manure like the Da Vinci code, I was vaguely pleasantly surprised to find that it was marginally more enjoyable... Not going to read it though...
I saw Angels and Demons the other day. Considering I was expecting to be a steaming big pile of manure like the Da Vinci code, I was vaguely pleasantly surprised to find that it was marginally more enjoyable... Not going to read it though...
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Posted 25 November 2009 - 08:48 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 25 November 2009 - 07:18 PM, said:
I saw Angels and Demons the other day. Considering I was expecting to be a steaming big pile of manure like the Da Vinci code, I was vaguely pleasantly surprised to find that it was marginally more enjoyable... Not going to read it though...
The book is also marginally more enjoyable than the other book, go figure. If you read it, you'll have a far, far greater appreciation for any other writing ever. Even what your kids will scrawl in crayon on your freshly painted walls when they're two.
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