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#1741 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 09 January 2008 - 02:26 PM

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Just watched Deat(h)proof. I guess it was the extended edition at around 100 minutes. I'm slpit in two over this film, meaning I thought the first part was fucking awesome and the second part was THE GREATEST CAR CHASE SCENE EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING.


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Posted 09 January 2008 - 03:13 PM

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Aptorian said:


THE GREATEST CAR CHASE SCENE EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING.


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THE STUPIDEST CAR CHASE EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING.!!!

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At what point during that 5-10 minute long chase scene was it not possible for the girls TO JUST BRAKE THE FUCK UP AND LET HER OFF!!!

I didn't like the whole beating to death ending either. I wish he had killed those girls, especially the fat aussie, and the cool chicks had done him in instead.
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Posted 09 January 2008 - 07:15 PM

Aptorian;240880 said:

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At what point during that 5-10 minute long chase scene was it not possible for the girls TO JUST BRAKE THE FUCK UP AND LET HER OFF!!!

I didn't like the whole beating to death ending either. I wish he had killed those girls, especially the fat aussie, and the cool chicks had done him in instead.



Your silly logic and reasoning do not pursuade.
And your non-sexual man-love for Kurt Russel and sadness at his on-screen death degrades your argument further.

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Posted 09 January 2008 - 07:55 PM

The man had a leading role in Big Trouble in Little China. Kurt Russel is a Hero.
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Posted 09 January 2008 - 08:02 PM

Aptorian;240981 said:

The man had a leading role in Big Trouble in Little China. Kurt Russel is a Hero.


Yes, he was also Snake Plissken, Jack ONeill, Elvis Presley and Wyatt Earp.

Which only increases the coolness of DEATHPROOF. Go watch it again and then get back to us with how awesome it is.

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Posted 09 January 2008 - 08:06 PM

Like I wrote above, the first part of Deathproof was the awesome tarantino movie I expected, the last part was just bad. It was a poor carboncopy of the first part. I could watch the first part over and over again.

The Russel as Elvis thing is new to me too, new reason to go watch Forest Gump.

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Posted 09 January 2008 - 08:57 PM

Abyss;240987 said:

Yes, he was also Snake Plissken, Jack ONeill, Elvis Presley and Wyatt Earp.

Which only increases the coolness of DEATHPROOF. Go watch it again and then get back to us with how awesome it is.

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nope...Nicolaus Cage was Elvis....Kurt was just an impersonator....1000 miles to graceland was very classy
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Posted 09 January 2008 - 08:59 PM

3000 miles is actually one of the few movies of the past decade starring Kevin Costner I enjoyed.
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Posted 09 January 2008 - 09:05 PM

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Posted 10 January 2008 - 05:15 PM

The only good thing about 3000 MILES was Christian Slater being killed.

Btw, Val Kilmer was ALSO Elvis (Tarantino's TRUE ROMANCE), and he was in TOMBSTONE with Kurt Russel, thus re-affirming that TOMBSTONE was one of the best Elvis movies ever.

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Posted 10 January 2008 - 06:21 PM

Black Snake Moan is a bloody wicked film. Great soundtrack too. And Christina Ricci is ridonkulously hot.
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Posted 12 January 2008 - 08:28 PM

RodeoRanch;241374 said:

Black Snake Moan is a bloody wicked film. Great soundtrack too. And Christina Ricci is ridonkulously hot.


I concur with the Rodeo on all counts of that statement.

TO ABYSS: Go watch the Blues Brothers for the greatest car chase in history.
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Posted 12 January 2008 - 08:38 PM

Someone's done one of those spoiler pictures for Cloverfield (where you click a picture/link, the .gif shows a moment of the original picture then the spoiler), as there was an advance screening and some people have squealed. Overall response was good, though I have to say the monster does look a bit silly.
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Posted 12 January 2008 - 08:39 PM

Illuyankas;242122 said:

Someone's done one of those spoiler pictures for Cloverfield (where you click a picture/link, the .gif shows a moment of the original picture then the spoiler), as there was an advance screening and some people have squealed. Overall response was good, though I have to say the monster does look a bit silly.


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Posted 12 January 2008 - 08:49 PM

Check your CP, some people may not want to know. By that I mean Control Panel, not Captain Planet. Or Captain Picard.
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Posted 13 January 2008 - 04:48 AM

Lost Marine;242118 said:

TO ABYSS: Go watch the Blues Brothers for the greatest car chase in history.

I dunno. The Bourne Supremacy had a great, great car chase.
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Posted 13 January 2008 - 08:59 PM

I'm not sure what to think about this new film advertised lately, 10,000 BC.
Part of me thinks it'll be cool, but the other part thinks it might be lame.

Here's the trailer:http://www.apple.com...00bc/trailer2a/


What's the consensus around here?
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Posted 13 January 2008 - 09:07 PM

The ancient history student in me is outraged.

The fan of independence day and the scorpion king in me is midly enthusiastic.

I don't like the fact that they're showing six different climates (or something). Is it supposed to be taking place around europe/africa? could explain two such drastically different climates in such close vicinity and yet bot at all. It would account for the egyption style architecture though... and again, not at all.

Of course I think I should be putting as much historical logic in this as i did in 300.
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Posted 13 January 2008 - 09:11 PM

I saw Death Sentence with Kevin Bacon today. I liked it. It's an old story, average family man gets in trouble with criminals/gangs and much killing insues, but they put a new spin on a lot of the angles.

Also a movie that has peoples legs being blown off by shotguns have my seal of approvel.
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Posted 13 January 2008 - 11:48 PM

In geeky anticipation of the new Terminator TV show, I've started watching the Terminator films again. Just finished T1 this afternoon. Still a wicked flick. The only part that really dates it is the horrific 80s synthesizer soundtrack. Just painful.

I'll have to snoop around town and buy myself a copy of T2 tomorrow.
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