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#6641 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 22 May 2014 - 09:23 PM

If this has become a thing just to annoy Gothos, #imalloverit #whatfun
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Posted 25 May 2014 - 11:40 AM

Saw MILLION DOLLAR ARM.

The story is utterly predictable, but the performances were good.

#waitfordvd
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Posted 25 May 2014 - 04:30 PM

Finally got around to watching Looper. I like it!
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Posted 26 May 2014 - 11:35 AM

Saw NEIGHBORS. #hilarious

Saw Cap 2 again for the hell of it. #stillholdsup
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Posted 27 May 2014 - 07:04 PM

LOOPER was fun as hell. Time travel movies are awesome anyways, but I liked that one a bunch.

Just watched ODD THOMAS on Netflix last night. Pretty good film, despite the obvious cheapness of many scenes. Never read the books and didn't realize it was based off a Dean Koonts series. My wife liked it too. I recommend.
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Posted 27 May 2014 - 11:45 PM

View PostRageun Cajun, on 27 May 2014 - 10:30 PM, said:

OMG wtf did I create 2 weeks ago when I let my son watch those Godzilla flix? My 6 yr old since in control of my TV ATM Godzilla vs Space Godzilla...


In related news, your father of the year award is in the mail. Good on you, holmes.
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Posted 28 May 2014 - 05:41 AM

View PostRageun Cajun, on 27 May 2014 - 10:30 PM, said:

OMG wtf did I create 2 weeks ago when I let my son watch those Godzilla flix? My 6 yr old since in control of my TV ATM Godzilla vs Space Godzilla...


Give him a high five from me!
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#6648 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 06:31 AM

Saw Edge of Tomorrow. Really good Sci-fi action flick. Great concept, visuals & by heck but Emily Blunt looked dead sexy in one of the "Jackets" as they are called...
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Posted 02 June 2014 - 06:10 AM

Bad Neighbours.
Average, trailers showed the best parts, for example the airbags, would have been absolutely hilarious if I hadn't seen it 20 times on tv.
Still watchable but its not old school
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Posted 07 June 2014 - 02:14 AM

Edge of Tomorrow was really good. Emily Blunt kicking alien ass with a buster sword was just awesome. Go see it, its well worth it.

Edit: If you can don't see it in 3D. There was nothing 3D about it like most movies these days.

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Posted 07 June 2014 - 06:17 AM

Also good if you want to see Tom Cruise die repeatedly.
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Posted 10 June 2014 - 06:57 AM

Nah enders is pretty YA Imo.
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Posted 11 June 2014 - 01:41 PM

Edge of Tomorrow was a lot of fun. Reminded me in some ways of Armor.
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Posted 11 June 2014 - 02:41 PM



This looks pretty cool, despite obvious budget issues. I'm looking forward to it.
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Posted 16 June 2014 - 12:18 PM

Saw EDGE OF TOMORROW.

Pretty good, although the scene of Cage going to the pub is not set up so it's a bit jarring. Bad edit?

Also, why are all alien invaders totally unstoppable killing machines, except for one secret "instant defeat" mechanism?

They're called Mimics but what were they mimicking? Runaway weed-eaters?

Lastly,
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Posted 16 June 2014 - 03:57 PM

Older movies that the Mrs and I watched on the cruise that we'd never seen before.

ABOUT TIME - Huh, I expected way more from Richard Curtis. Started off decent and knew what it wanted to be for the first half...and then the second half it becomes something totally else and becomes one of the most messy, convoluted, depressing films I've sat through in a while. I THINK the ending is meant to be uplifting...but instead it just depressed the heck out of us.

A DOLPHIN TALE - Meh, it is what it is. Fluff "based on a true story" about helping maimed dolphin. Hard to tell how much of it was accurate...Loved that it helped move prosthetic ahead though, I hope that part was true...and I'm convinced that the intention on the part of the filmmakers was to unite Harry Connick and Ashley Judd's single-parent statuses in a romantic way, but that thread just kind of drifts off...so I'd rather it had been ditched altogether if they weren't going to fully go through with it. Overall I enjoyed it enough to recommend it for Sunday night Family fare.

RIDE ALONG - I wanted this to be funnier than it ended up being. I like both the leads and the opening action sequence was really well done...sadly the rest of the film is a bit generic, with certain things registering for shock value comedy. Ice Cube's character is unrepentantly a jerkhole even when Kevin is earnest with him about loving his sister, Cube rebuffs him over and over and proceeds to run him through a bunch of fake shit to prove he's worthless. It's decidedly mean-spirited in that way. I don't like mean-spirited films. A few chuckle-worthy moments, but overall I'd say skip this.

Re-watched THOR 2, DESPICABLE ME, WRECK-IT RALPH...and all three still hold up immensely.
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Posted 18 June 2014 - 07:40 PM

Just watched Pacific Rim. Kinda sorta didn't like that film.

I was one of the people who raised some objections about the premise when the trailers were released. None of those issues were properly addressed in the actual film.

I am going to put things in a spoiler box just in case:

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But hey, all those complaints above can be waved aside by one simple excuse. It's giant fucking robots punching giant fucking monsters. I am all for that.

It's just a shame then that the actual movie seems so low budget. The sets look like somebody gave Scy-fy A LOT of money but it all looks so... movie set. The script is fucking awful, it hardly felt as though they were trying. And the actors, good lord. If it wasn't for Idris Alba you could have written the entire movie off.

Pacific Rim is the best Giant Robots fighting Giant Monsters movie I have ever seen but I'd prefer to watch a Michael Bay Transformers movie all day every day over this. Transformers may be stupid movies but they are crafted on a much higher level than Pacific Rim.
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Posted 18 June 2014 - 08:03 PM

This is precisely why Apt's movie opinions are so regularly viewed with horror.
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Posted 18 June 2014 - 08:07 PM

It is only natural for creatures living darkness, to recoil when the burning light of truth is shined upon their miserable existence.
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Posted 18 June 2014 - 08:16 PM

Should Hollywood's quirkiest blockbusters excise personality in favor of Michael Bay's mercenary, rote, brain-dead nonsense? How one iconoclastic film-goer redefines craftsmanship will leave your jaw on the floor!
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