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#8441 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 17 December 2016 - 09:13 PM

Die Hard and Die Hard 2 are the best Christmas films.
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Posted 17 December 2016 - 11:54 PM

Die Hard is the best Christmas film but I won't hear a word against Tokyo Godfathers despite it being the feelgood type.
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Posted 18 December 2016 - 08:25 AM

Die Hard 2 tonight.

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Posted 18 December 2016 - 09:22 AM

Stop after 3
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Posted 18 December 2016 - 10:51 AM

View PostMacros, on 18 December 2016 - 09:22 AM, said:

Stop after 3



Noted.

Is there a specific reason or just the usual "studios can't let a selling franchise go"?
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Posted 18 December 2016 - 11:01 AM

View PostEmperorMagus, on 18 December 2016 - 10:51 AM, said:

View PostMacros, on 18 December 2016 - 09:22 AM, said:

Stop after 3



Noted.

Is there a specific reason or just the usual "studios can't let a selling franchise go"?


That's the general gist of it. They stop being Die Hard movies after 3 (which itself is a bit of a contentious entry in the franchise) and just become generic action movies with big explosions and terrible jokes. They're fine as mindless action flicks but they are no longer Christmas movies or true Die Hard style.
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Posted 18 December 2016 - 11:03 AM

I'm too lazy to faff on my phone posting a pic but if you are on FB search for "The 80s Select" page and check out the ultimate christmas decoration. Die Hard fans will not be disappointed.
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Posted 18 December 2016 - 11:36 AM

I'd argue that Die Hard 4 is passable as a Die Hard film. It has bad guys doing their thing and McClain bumbling his way into things, killing a ton of dudes and saying cool shit.

It's 5 that is the true crime against the franchise. From what I've read Die Hard 5 was supposed to be some other film and they just sort of shoe horned it into being a Die Hard film. It shows.

But like Silencer says, I'd argue that Die Hard 1 + 2 are the true Die Hard films and 3 and 4 are the 90s and 00s interpretations of what made action films cool in the 80s.

Much like how Lethal Weapons 1 + 2 are cooler, more traditional films and Lethal Weapns 3 + 4 slowly ramp up the action and charicatures.

God only know what the Die Hard Prequel is going to be like.
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Posted 18 December 2016 - 02:26 PM

There are no Die Hard films in my world after 3...

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Posted 18 December 2016 - 03:53 PM

4 is too much McCain is indestructible.
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Posted 18 December 2016 - 05:26 PM

I've only watched the first 3 Die Hards but even 2 and 3 are pretty average. Only 1 is a really great film.
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Posted 18 December 2016 - 05:35 PM

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Posted 18 December 2016 - 06:26 PM

That's absolutely amazing.

I'm trying to think of movie series that got better after 3+ movies in and I can only come up with Rocky movies. I loved the last 2 but they were major reboots years later.

Just thought of Harry Potter too, I'm sure there's some others out there I'm drawing a blank on.
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Posted 18 December 2016 - 06:43 PM

View PostHairshirt, on 18 December 2016 - 06:26 PM, said:

That's absolutely amazing.

I'm trying to think of movie series that got better after 3+ movies in and I can only come up with Rocky movies. I loved the last 2 but they were major reboots years later.

Just thought of Harry Potter too, I'm sure there's some others out there I'm drawing a blank on.

Mad Max (Mad Max, Road Warrior, Beyond Thunderdome, Fury Road) is the other guaranteed "got better as it went along" one that I can think of. I haven't seen the Anne of Green Gables movies, so I can't tell you if they got better, the same, or worse as they went on.
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Posted 18 December 2016 - 06:49 PM

View PostHairshirt, on 18 December 2016 - 06:26 PM, said:

That's absolutely amazing.

I'm trying to think of movie series that got better after 3+ movies in and I can only come up with Rocky movies. I loved the last 2 but they were major reboots years later.

Just thought of Harry Potter too, I'm sure there's some others out there I'm drawing a blank on.



Fast & Furious.
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Posted 18 December 2016 - 06:49 PM

View PostHairshirt, on 18 December 2016 - 06:26 PM, said:

That's absolutely amazing.

I'm trying to think of movie series that got better after 3+ movies in and I can only come up with Rocky movies. I loved the last 2 but they were major reboots years later.

Just thought of Harry Potter too, I'm sure there's some others out there I'm drawing a blank on.


By better do actually mean better than the first films or just maintained a high level of quality/enjoyment?

If we're talking about series that got progressively better after a long while, I admit that's a hard one to come up with.

But how many movie series are there that has more than 3 entries? With out a reboot?

Fast and Furious 5 and 6 are the best films in the series IMO.

There has to be some of the later Star Trek films that were good.

Some Police Academy films?

I know it's a sin to mention here on the forum but I think Indiana Jones 4 is the best film in the series.
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Posted 18 December 2016 - 07:22 PM

View PostApt, on 18 December 2016 - 06:49 PM, said:

View PostHairshirt, on 18 December 2016 - 06:26 PM, said:

That's absolutely amazing.

I'm trying to think of movie series that got better after 3+ movies in and I can only come up with Rocky movies. I loved the last 2 but they were major reboots years later.

Just thought of Harry Potter too, I'm sure there's some others out there I'm drawing a blank on.


By better do actually mean better than the first films or just maintained a high level of quality/enjoyment?

If we're talking about series that got progressively better after a long while, I admit that's a hard one to come up with.

But how many movie series are there that has more than 3 entries? With out a reboot?

Fast and Furious 5 and 6 are the best films in the series IMO.

There has to be some of the later Star Trek films that were good.

Some Police Academy films?

I know it's a sin to mention here on the forum but I think Indiana Jones 4 is the best film in the series.


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Posted 18 December 2016 - 07:32 PM

We've had this discussion many times.

My position is that the old Indiana Jones films are not as good as people remember them and that, depending upon your reaction to the Fridge scene, you will either love or hate Indy 4. I thought Indy was fantastic.

Typically I then supplement this opinion by stating that the Star Wars prequels are just as good if not better than the originals, and then people really lose their shit.
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Posted 18 December 2016 - 07:42 PM

I think Indy 4 is better than it gets credit for, but no way is it better than last crusade.
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Posted 18 December 2016 - 08:37 PM

I recently watched all four on a a lazy day back to back... Apt, 4 is garbage, when your answer to a fair few plot devices is to hold up a skull and hope for the best, it soon gets boring never mind the monkeys, gophers and vine swinging. I didn't like the way the ending played either, Indy is mythical, not sci-fi. The fridge scene was daft but that didn't really bother me, the sword fighting straddling cars in the jungle was a worse scene than the fridge one.

3 - Crusade, 1 - Raiders, 2 - Doom, 4 - Skull is my order in rank of quality for Indy films.

3 and 1 very close but I think to the argument on the Big Bang Theory to why 3 tops 1 haha...



But seriously, I just prefer 3 with Connery. 2 over 4 is very close too but 2 was the first one I saw as a child and holds a special memory.

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