[Raymond Luxury Yacht]

Up made me cry like a little girl.

[Illuyankas]

Disney's Robin Hood movie is like an instruction manual on how to be a furry and The Lion King has Simba fucking his sister. TERRIBLE. But it does have Jeremy Irons as a voice actor, which is pretty sweet I guess.

[HoosierDaddy]

Illy didn't like the Sword in the Stone because he felt bad for the girl squirrel who was tricked by young Arthur.

[Illuyankas]

I actually quite liked that movie - although there are many people who do feel bad for the squirrel, and one of them drew pictures of what a human version of that squirrel would look and act like, and called it Hazel, and then I stopped paying attention because I was too busy laughing at how pathetic the whole thing was. Seriously, it was tangibly sad, and not in a 'awwww' way.

[stone monkey]

In the box marked "Films I Want To See Now!": Scott Pilgrim vs The World

[Tiste Simeon]

Yeah that looks pretty sweet, although hopefully one day Michael Cera will get a part that isn't the same as the kid from Arrested Development...

[Aptorian]

Michael Cera annoys me. Weakling.

[Morgoth]

I watched In the Loop yesterday.. Brilliant film. I laughed more than I've done in a long time watching a movie.

[Aristai]

Watched 'The Invention of Lying' which was kinda funny, but seemed to drag..

[Macros]

My best friends Girl

cheesy ending, but a genuinely funny film.
7/10

[Anomander]

I've been on a movie viewing spree as of late. Among those I've watched are:

1. The Godfather. I wholeheartedly regret not watching this sooner. Just incredible.

2. Up In The Air. Solid acting by all involved, a very enjoyable film.

3. Moon. Probably one of the better sci-fi flicks I've seen in years.

Spoiler

The seemingly endless hallway of clones was creepy as hell.

4. Ocean's Twelve. A great ensemble cast, not as good as Ocean's Eleven but I preferred the European setting.

5. Ocean's Thirteen. An enjoyable end to the trilogy but definitely the weakest film of the bunch.

6. The Transporter 1-3. Not a bad piece to turn the logical part of your brain off towards. Jason Statham is a solid action movie actor.

7. Shutter Island. I really enjoyed the beginning and ending, but you could have cut out at least 1/2 hour from the middle though.

8. Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. The less said about this piece of crap the better.

I'll also add that "The Sword In The Stone" is one of my fav Disney movies, the female squirrel be damned!

[caladanbrood]

 

Anomander, on 26 March 2010 - 10:24 PM, said:

8. Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. The less said about this piece of crap the better.

You take that back!!

[Macros]

I havent seen it yet, but I look forward to the cinematic masterpiece that is mega shark.
Ano, I am disgusted you sullied your fingers by typing a bad word about it.
DISGUSTED



in other news - Stomp the yard.
Do Not Watch This.
I added capital letters to every word to ensure you realised how serious I am.
One of the flatmates has a collection choc full of shit dvds, the majourity of which can be described very simply.
Guy moves town/school because of fighting/legal problem. He has a talent/ attribute, that makes him special.
Theres a crew of people that are into something that fits with his talent/ attribute. Even thoguh he vowed to neverr do it again/ avoid trouble for the sake of his mother/ family/ dead brother he ends up in the middle of it, cue crises, big finish where he wins everyones hearts and mind.
Tripe in short, but stomp the yard was a higher level of tripe, this is the kind of tripe you get in pedigree chum, not that tripe tripe you get in asda home brand dog food.
in a word SHITE
122 dogturds out of 3, its that shitty

[Morgoth]

Watched How To Train Your Dragon, which was decent in parts, funny in parts, but mostly just a dull stereotype of all modern animation movies.

Not to mention the big badass dragon was designed so it looked about as frightening as a Pug. The 3D effects were spectacular though. They're quickly getting control of how to use the technology efficiently it seems.

[Aptorian]

Anomander, on 26 March 2010 - 10:24 PM, said:

4. Ocean's Twelve. A great ensemble cast, not as good as Ocean's Eleven but I preferred the European setting.

5. Ocean's Thirteen. An enjoyable end to the trilogy but definitely the weakest film of the bunch.

Thirteen is the weakest? Are you kidding me?!

Ocens twelve was so bad that even now, so many years later I become angry when thinking about it. It's up there among Spiderman 3 and Terminator 3 it the category of the shittiest of shitty manuscripts.

They have this really poor attack plan that gets them caught, then the B team does a really crappy attempt at rescuing them and wind up arrested as well, only Matt Damons legendary super criminally clever parents save their asses. Then there's this weird final scene where Clooney reveals it was all a ploy to trick the sleazy frenchman. You see, they meant to get caught by the police and registered by Interpol, it was all a part of their plan.

What. Utter. Bullshit.

The third one was okay, but only really seemed that way because 12 was so bad.

[amphibian]

Macros, on 27 March 2010 - 04:44 PM, said:

in other news - Stomp the yard.
Do Not Watch This.

Stomp the Yard is a genre film (young people doing interesting things and dealing with romantic/not-truly-heavy drama etc). It does the job well and is pretty visually entertaining to watch. I liked it. But then again, I'm a recent generation American who watches these kinds of movies absolutely trashed with my friends and tastes may differ regarding that stuff. In essence, the movie is NOT designed to be taken seriously, and one really does have to turn off one's brain and just enjoy the ride.

Aptorian, on 27 March 2010 - 05:12 PM, said:

Ocens twelve was so bad that even now, so many years later I become angry when thinking about it. It's up there among Spiderman 3 and Terminator 3 it the category of the shittiest of shitty manuscripts.

How can you denigrate the Laser Dance scene? This too is a movie that does not take itself seriously. I didn't like the MacGuffin so much, but it was an entertaining con to me. Plus the Laser Dance scene is completely awesome in its nonsensical nature (and features a modified form of capoeira).

This post has been edited by amphibian: 27 March 2010 - 06:41 PM

[Aptorian]

True the film has its moments. But the whole film was really just an excuse to get the actors back together again and earn some easy money. Bad movie.

[Macros]

Stomp the yard is another churned from the factory coming off age from a young males perspective gaining respect of his peers and elder tripe that is entirely to popular in modern cinema.
Bring back the classics, remake ben hur, with the watch scene

[Anomander]

Apt, I refuse to accept any criticism from you when it comes to taste in movies/actors/etc.

[amphibian]

Macros, on 27 March 2010 - 08:34 PM, said:

Bring back the classics, remake ben hur, with the watch scene

How many people do you know that have actually watched Ben-Hur?

Not me.