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#2061 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 18 March 2008 - 05:28 PM

A film that starts with Denzel wonder negro Washington setting fire to a guy and then blowing him away, deserves your attention for at least an hour, at which point he blows away some more people... It's all good.
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Posted 18 March 2008 - 05:44 PM

Aye, the beginning was definitely promising. I just found my mind wandering a little too much; perhaps I have ADD or something.

It was a good movie...well made and excellent acting. I felt the pacing was off, though, and as such never got totally into it.
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Posted 19 March 2008 - 05:14 AM

Aptorian;276785 said:

A film that starts with Denzel wonder negro Washington setting fire to a guy and then blowing him away, deserves your attention for at least an hour, at which point he blows away some more people... It's all good.


LOL....

wow apt, never knew that was his middle name :)
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Posted 19 March 2008 - 06:19 PM

Has anyone else had a chance to see the I Am Legend alternate ending? The happy ending...laughable.
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Posted 19 March 2008 - 06:30 PM

What, they actually made an ending based on the book? Great! I must find it.
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Posted 19 March 2008 - 06:33 PM

How did the book end?
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Posted 19 March 2008 - 06:47 PM

I can either give you the long answer or the short answer.

Short Answer:
Spoiler


Long Answer:
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Posted 19 March 2008 - 07:03 PM

Ah, I see...Thanks for letting me know.

The alternate ending is even farther away from the book than the original end, then. It's lame.
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Posted 19 March 2008 - 07:22 PM

Slumgullion Spitteler;277374 said:

Ah, I see...Thanks for letting me know.

The alternate ending is even farther away from the book than the original end, then. It's lame.


Do tell - put it in spoiler tags or some such. What is this mystery ending?
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Posted 19 March 2008 - 07:48 PM

Oh, you can download it, if you want, from a torrent site. It's a small file, takes about 5 minutes.

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Posted 19 March 2008 - 07:56 PM

Yeah I just watched this last night, I was really disappointed with the whole ending thing. The ending of the book made a powerful statement, the ending of the movie probably just tested well.
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Posted 19 March 2008 - 10:26 PM

Oh.

Bloody scientologists.
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Posted 19 March 2008 - 11:54 PM

I can't remember if I mentioned that I went to see The Bank Job... I enjoyed it. Overly gratuitous nudity and violence, trying to be a little too much Lock, Stock meets Life on Mars, maybe (without the time-travelling, that is) but I definitely enjoyed it. Maybe lacked a properly satisfying ending though. Sure, the right things happened, but it could have done with a lot more... impact.
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Posted 20 March 2008 - 12:17 AM

@ caladan brood: mate of mine went to see it said it was the best movie he's ever seen but in fainess anything with jason stratom as a lead character has to be pants(transporter 1&2, crank etc)
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Posted 20 March 2008 - 12:24 AM

@green team (space? hmm :confused: ) He was pretty good, actually. Wasn't going for action hero/stunt-man, so pulled it off pretty well :D
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Posted 23 March 2008 - 02:44 PM

So I watched Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story yesterday. It had its moments...not as funny as I'd hoped, though. The got a lot of mileage out of the last name Cox, let me tell you. It's long too, a bit much. While the music starts off funny, it's annoying by film's end. Still, I got quite few laughs.
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Posted 23 March 2008 - 02:51 PM

Did you download that extended version thats out? I was going to ... but the quality seemed off.
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Posted 23 March 2008 - 02:52 PM

Saw Die hard 4 the other day.

Was a decent action movie. If a just a little bit of horseshit here and there. But still an enjoyable popcorn movie..

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Posted 23 March 2008 - 02:59 PM

Trouble;278496 said:

Did you download that extended version thats out? I was going to ... but the quality seemed off.


I don't know...it was Diamond release; quality was excellent. Put it on DVD and noticed no problems.
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Posted 23 March 2008 - 03:01 PM

Yeah Diamond always release the good dvds. I'll check it out, thanks.
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