[Path-Shaper]

[Ampelas]

The problem I have with these Chuck Norris jokes is that after the first 10 they all become fairly derivative. I mean, how many times can you really alter the basic premise, "Chuck Norris doesn't do something, it does the opposite to him."

[Korlat]

Ampelas, on Apr 17 2009, 03:24 AM, said:

Telas, on Apr 16 2009, 09:19 PM, said:

Holy Shit thats funny

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So, me and a friend were riding in a truck with Cuck Norris. Way fucking cool. My friend was driving, Chuckules was in the middle and I was in the passanger seat. My friend and I were so freaked out! Anyway, My buddy couldn't keep his eyes on the road and hit a deer! We were pretty shook up , (Well, me and my friend were, nothing shakes up Chuckmaster Slim!) anyway, we got out of the car to see if the deer was alive. It was,but barely. I helped Chuckanator, load up the dying deer, into the bed of the truck. We head to a clinic nearby, but the deer probably won't make it. Poor thing. Chuck Norris grabs the deer and slams his fist once into the poor animals stomach. The deer actually screamed and started moving! Chucktropolis, looked at the deer and spoke softly "I am Chuck Norris.....say it!" he commanded. The deer just looked at him. Chuckabapaloo-op tightened his fist and prepared to punch the deer again, and amazingly the deer manipulated it lips and said "You are Chuck Norris!" Well, not very clearly, but it was close!

Chuck Norris can make animals say his name in fear!

Best one I got besides

Chuck Norris CAN divie by zero. Gotta go eat some blood and stuff, back in a fucking furlong, shit that was funny rep ++ to Korlat or whoever said that!

If you're referring to scumkind, that was me. And I'll take that rep and thank you very much.

get the hell off my plus rep

[Path-Shaper]

Will just do a vote count...

[Ampelas]

Korlat, on Apr 16 2009, 09:26 PM, said:

Ampelas, on Apr 17 2009, 03:24 AM, said:

Telas, on Apr 16 2009, 09:19 PM, said:

Holy Shit thats funny

Remove Vote

So, me and a friend were riding in a truck with Cuck Norris. Way fucking cool. My friend was driving, Chuckules was in the middle and I was in the passanger seat. My friend and I were so freaked out! Anyway, My buddy couldn't keep his eyes on the road and hit a deer! We were pretty shook up , (Well, me and my friend were, nothing shakes up Chuckmaster Slim!) anyway, we got out of the car to see if the deer was alive. It was,but barely. I helped Chuckanator, load up the dying deer, into the bed of the truck. We head to a clinic nearby, but the deer probably won't make it. Poor thing. Chuck Norris grabs the deer and slams his fist once into the poor animals stomach. The deer actually screamed and started moving! Chucktropolis, looked at the deer and spoke softly "I am Chuck Norris.....say it!" he commanded. The deer just looked at him. Chuckabapaloo-op tightened his fist and prepared to punch the deer again, and amazingly the deer manipulated it lips and said "You are Chuck Norris!" Well, not very clearly, but it was close!

Chuck Norris can make animals say his name in fear!

Best one I got besides

Chuck Norris CAN divie by zero. Gotta go eat some blood and stuff, back in a fucking furlong, shit that was funny rep ++ to Korlat or whoever said that!

If you're referring to scumkind, that was me. And I'll take that rep and thank you very much.

get the hell off my plus rep

Fuck no, he only thought it was you cuz you responded to me first!

[Shadow]

Ampelas, on Apr 16 2009, 09:26 PM, said:

The problem I have with these Chuck Norris jokes is that after the first 10 they all become fairly derivative. I mean, how many times can you really alter the basic premise, "Chuck Norris doesn't do something, it does the opposite to him."

Not necessarily.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

[Ampelas]

Shadow, on Apr 16 2009, 09:29 PM, said:

Ampelas, on Apr 16 2009, 09:26 PM, said:

The problem I have with these Chuck Norris jokes is that after the first 10 they all become fairly derivative. I mean, how many times can you really alter the basic premise, "Chuck Norris doesn't do something, it does the opposite to him."

Not necessarily.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

I once triedto kill two stones with one bird. I think the bird got the short end of the stick. (Not my joke, it belongs to a girl on ModCraft)

[Path-Shaper]

It is night 1, 25 hours left.

23 players are still alive: Ampelas, Anomandaris Barghast, D'riss, Emurlahn, Fener, Galain, Gamelon, Hoodès Path, Korlat, Korvalain, Meanas, Mockra, Omtose, Rashan, Ruse, Serc, Silanah, Shadow, Telas, Tellan, Tennes)

12 votes to lynch.
11votes to go to day.

4 people have voted:

2 votes Serc (Barghast, Shadow)
2 votes Barghast (Serc, Fener)
2 votes Shadow (Korvalain, Ampelas)

17 people have not voted: the rest

This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 17 April 2009 - 01:32 AM

[Shadow]

What, Ampelas? You're still voting for me? I feel so betrayed.

[Path-Shaper]

Chuck Norris never feels betrayed.

Spoiler

What kind of dumbas would betray Chuck Norris

Spoiler

But I bet you were expecting "Betrayed feels Chuck Norris" weren't you?

This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 17 April 2009 - 01:34 AM

[Ampelas]

I vote for all scumkind. Simultaneously. It just shows the one at the top of the stack.

[Shadow]

Okay okay, I reveal.

Serc is another one of the scumkind, but I was bad at distancing.

[Ampelas]

Well, you see? I'm voting him too. But you're still top of the stack.

[Ampelas]

Well, feeling like bedtime. See y'all in the morning.

[Tellan]

Nice to see everything's well underway ... and hopefully the spam is done with, I've got four pages more to go back over. What I've read so far is really annoying, or at least the over-the-top RPing on Serc's part is.

It really feels strange to start a new game on a friggin' Thursday.

[Silanah]

Path-Shaper, on Apr 16 2009, 09:31 PM, said:

It is night 1, 25 hours left.

23 players are still alive: Ampelas, Anomandaris Barghast, D'riss, Emurlahn, Fener, Galain, Gamelon, Hoodès Path, Korlat, Korvalain, Meanas, Mockra, Omtose, Rashan, Ruse, Serc, Silanah, Shadow, Telas, Tellan, Tennes)

12 votes to lynch.
11votes to go to day.

4 people have voted:

2 votes Serc (Barghast, Shadow)
2 votes Barghast (Serc, Fener)
2 votes Shadow (Korvalain, Ampelas)

17 people have not voted: the rest

Galain and Emurlahn have one 'hello' post apiece but nothing else

People who have not posted:

Anomandaris
D'riss
Hood's Path (and he was around earlier!)
Omtose

We have a long day still, do we want to get the feedback from the last 4 before figuring out what to do?

EDIT: Tellan just posted as I wrote this.

This post has been edited by Silanah: 17 April 2009 - 01:50 AM

[Shadow]

Well Tellan is here now, so 4 more need to check in, 7 total without extensive posts.

[Korvalain]

Silanah, on Apr 17 2009, 01:49 AM, said:

Path-Shaper, on Apr 16 2009, 09:31 PM, said:

It is night 1, 25 hours left.

23 players are still alive: Ampelas, Anomandaris Barghast, D'riss, Emurlahn, Fener, Galain, Gamelon, Hoodès Path, Korlat, Korvalain, Meanas, Mockra, Omtose, Rashan, Ruse, Serc, Silanah, Shadow, Telas, Tellan, Tennes)

12 votes to lynch.
11votes to go to day.

4 people have voted:

2 votes Serc (Barghast, Shadow)
2 votes Barghast (Serc, Fener)
2 votes Shadow (Korvalain, Ampelas)

17 people have not voted: the rest

Galain and Emurlahn have one 'hello' post apiece but nothing else

People who have not posted:

Anomandaris
D'riss
Hood's Path (and he was around earlier!)
Omtose

We have a long day still, do we want to get the feedback from the last 4 before figuring out what to do?

EDIT: Tellan just posted as I wrote this.

Well even if we wait for them they won't have much to say... We should probably get a pseudo-figure-out-what underway and they'll either join in or refute it as they show. Otherwise they'll just come on say "I am now caught up" and not have much to offer. Of course we can take it nice and slow with 24 hours left until day.

[Path-Shaper]

Anyhow, it's three in the morning here, so I am going to bed.
Will see you all at some point tommorow.
Mentalist ought to be with you shortly.
Have fun, behave yourselves, goodnight.

-Grief

This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 17 April 2009 - 01:52 AM

[Silanah]

Korvalain, on Apr 16 2009, 09:52 PM, said:

Silanah, on Apr 17 2009, 01:49 AM, said:

Path-Shaper, on Apr 16 2009, 09:31 PM, said:

It is night 1, 25 hours left.

23 players are still alive: Ampelas, Anomandaris Barghast, D'riss, Emurlahn, Fener, Galain, Gamelon, Hoodès Path, Korlat, Korvalain, Meanas, Mockra, Omtose, Rashan, Ruse, Serc, Silanah, Shadow, Telas, Tellan, Tennes)

12 votes to lynch.
11votes to go to day.

4 people have voted:

2 votes Serc (Barghast, Shadow)
2 votes Barghast (Serc, Fener)
2 votes Shadow (Korvalain, Ampelas)

17 people have not voted: the rest

Galain and Emurlahn have one 'hello' post apiece but nothing else

People who have not posted:

Anomandaris
D'riss
Hood's Path (and he was around earlier!)
Omtose

We have a long day still, do we want to get the feedback from the last 4 before figuring out what to do?

EDIT: Tellan just posted as I wrote this.

Well even if we wait for them they won't have much to say... We should probably get a pseudo-figure-out-what underway and they'll either join in or refute it as they show. Otherwise they'll just come on say "I am now caught up" and not have much to offer. Of course we can take it nice and slow with 24 hours left until day.

So do you suggest we look at one of the existing people with 2 votes as possibilities, or start poring over other people's posts looking for clues?