[Path-Shaper]

Actually he's correct, it's clan reveals that are against the rules.

CURSE YOU RULES, YOU WIN AGAIN.

On the other hand, anyone discovered to be in the TG faction will be modkilled, to save the rest of us from them

[Shadow]

Bah, you guys are just hatin' on me and my man TG cause we're like black people before, according to wikianswers.com, 1963. Ahem.

[Ampelas]

Shadow, on Apr 16 2009, 09:08 PM, said:

Bah, you guys are just hatin' on me and my man TG cause we're like black people before, according to wikianswers.com, 1963. Ahem.

Ack, its a white gangstuh. Kill it! Kill it!

[Tennes]

Hi guys, stopping by briefly, finishing up a few papers right now so I'm a little busy.

It's nice to see that PS is likely one of our top posters, I think I still have a vote on them lol.

remove vote

Also TG SUCKS, I wouldn't even drink his blood if I needed it to keep myself alively dead.

[Path-Shaper]

Fairly sure i've never had my eyes made to bleed by a black person.
Does it only apply before 1963?

[Ampelas]

I've had my arm made to bleed by a black person. Well, by his knife.

[Path-Shaper]

Ampelas, on Apr 17 2009, 02:13 AM, said:

I've had my arm made to bleed by a black person. Well, by his knife.

But not by his evil chicken?

[Shadow]

Here's my case against Serc, since it seems like "cases" and shit are actually important to perpetuate lynches (hah!):

It's evident, upon extensive review of all digital entries within this forum thread, titled "Mafia 43 Vampire madness", on the Malazan Empire Forums, that my current vote target Serc is guilty of extreme douchebaggery of the first degree, the punishment for which is death by lynch train; his excessive repetition of pretending to be a pretentious vampire has only condemned him further to the Spoiler Heaven; focused concentration, void of all potential and active distractions, is extremely conducive to identifying his large quantities of falsities, hereby dubbed "bullshit", which is the medium through which is scum kind perpetuate their twisted philosophy, in addition to best-selling fantasy novels that no one likes but only solidifies their extraordinary--enviable, in fact--talents of complete and utter bullshit; accordingly, it is deemed self-evident that all posts hitherto made by defendant "Serc" can be summarily and utterly considered condemning evidence of his need to be lynched.

This post has been edited by Shadow: 17 April 2009 - 01:17 AM

[Shadow]

btw if you read block of text and comprehended its contents in the least (I sure as hell didn't), I commend you. You receive a Terry Goodkind signed photograph, sent in the mail.

[Path-Shaper]

Argh, it's a tarp!

[Ampelas]

Path-Shaper, on Apr 16 2009, 09:13 PM, said:

Ampelas, on Apr 17 2009, 02:13 AM, said:

I've had my arm made to bleed by a black person. Well, by his knife.

But not by his evil chicken?

No chicken makes Peter Griffin bleed.

Shadow, on Apr 16 2009, 09:14 PM, said:

Here's my case against Serc, since it seems like "cases" and shit are actually important to perpetuate lynches (hah!):

It's evident, upon extensive review of all digital entries within this forum thread, titled "Mafia 43 Vampire madness", on the Malazan Empire Forums, that my current vote target Serc is guilty of extreme douchebaggery of the first degree, the punishment for which is death by lynch train; his excessive repetition of pretending to be a pretentious vampire has only condemned him further to the Spoiler Heaven; focused concentration, void of all potential and active distractions, is extremely conducive to identifying his large quantities of falsities, hereby dubbed "bullshit", which is the medium through which is scum kind perpetuate their twisted philosophy, in addition to best-selling fantasy novels that no one likes but only solidifies their extraordinary--enviable, in fact--talents of complete and utter bullshit.

Hmmm...scum kind...not bad, not bad. I now dub thee Shadow of the Terry Scumkind faction.

[Korlat]

Shadow, on Apr 17 2009, 03:16 AM, said:

btw if you read block of text and comprehended its contents in the least (I sure as hell didn't), I commend you. You receive a Terry Goodkind signed photograph, sent in the mail.

I just thought you were coding Mephistopheles.

[Shadow]

Ampelas, on Apr 16 2009, 09:17 PM, said:

Path-Shaper, on Apr 16 2009, 09:13 PM, said:

Ampelas, on Apr 17 2009, 02:13 AM, said:

I've had my arm made to bleed by a black person. Well, by his knife.

But not by his evil chicken?

No chicken makes Peter Griffin bleed.

Shadow, on Apr 16 2009, 09:14 PM, said:

Here's my case against Serc, since it seems like "cases" and shit are actually important to perpetuate lynches (hah!):

It's evident, upon extensive review of all digital entries within this forum thread, titled "Mafia 43 Vampire madness", on the Malazan Empire Forums, that my current vote target Serc is guilty of extreme douchebaggery of the first degree, the punishment for which is death by lynch train; his excessive repetition of pretending to be a pretentious vampire has only condemned him further to the Spoiler Heaven; focused concentration, void of all potential and active distractions, is extremely conducive to identifying his large quantities of falsities, hereby dubbed "bullshit", which is the medium through which is scum kind perpetuate their twisted philosophy, in addition to best-selling fantasy novels that no one likes but only solidifies their extraordinary--enviable, in fact--talents of complete and utter bullshit.

Hmmm...scum kind...not bad, not bad. I now dub thee Shadow of the Terry Scumkind faction.

LMAO!
Serendipity is my new best friend.

[Ampelas]

Shadow, on Apr 16 2009, 09:16 PM, said:

btw if you read block of text and comprehended its contents in the least (I sure as hell didn't), I commend you. You receive a Terry Goodkind signed photograph, sent in the mail.

Actually, I did understand it. I've spent a lot of time learning to speak legal so that I know exactly how close to the line I can walk. But I'll do without the TG photo. I don't suppose you have a signed photo of Stephen King, do you?

[Telas]

Holy Shit thats funny

Remove Vote

So, me and a friend were riding in a truck with Cuck Norris. Way fucking cool. My friend was driving, Chuckules was in the middle and I was in the passanger seat. My friend and I were so freaked out! Anyway, My buddy couldn't keep his eyes on the road and hit a deer! We were pretty shook up , (Well, me and my friend were, nothing shakes up Chuckmaster Slim!) anyway, we got out of the car to see if the deer was alive. It was,but barely. I helped Chuckanator, load up the dying deer, into the bed of the truck. We head to a clinic nearby, but the deer probably won't make it. Poor thing. Chuck Norris grabs the deer and slams his fist once into the poor animals stomach. The deer actually screamed and started moving! Chucktropolis, looked at the deer and spoke softly "I am Chuck Norris.....say it!" he commanded. The deer just looked at him. Chuckabapaloo-op tightened his fist and prepared to punch the deer again, and amazingly the deer manipulated it lips and said "You are Chuck Norris!" Well, not very clearly, but it was close!

Chuck Norris can make animals say his name in fear!

Best one I got besides

Chuck Norris CAN divie by zero. Gotta go eat some blood and stuff, back in a fucking furlong, shit that was funny rep ++ to Korlat or whoever said that!

[Shadow]

Telas, on Apr 16 2009, 09:19 PM, said:

Holy Shit thats funny

Remove Vote

So, me and a friend were riding in a truck with Cuck Norris. Way fucking cool. My friend was driving, Chuckules was in the middle and I was in the passanger seat. My friend and I were so freaked out! Anyway, My buddy couldn't keep his eyes on the road and hit a deer! We were pretty shook up , (Well, me and my friend were, nothing shakes up Chuckmaster Slim!) anyway, we got out of the car to see if the deer was alive. It was,but barely. I helped Chuckanator, load up the dying deer, into the bed of the truck. We head to a clinic nearby, but the deer probably won't make it. Poor thing. Chuck Norris grabs the deer and slams his fist once into the poor animals stomach. The deer actually screamed and started moving! Chucktropolis, looked at the deer and spoke softly "I am Chuck Norris.....say it!" he commanded. The deer just looked at him. Chuckabapaloo-op tightened his fist and prepared to punch the deer again, and amazingly the deer manipulated it lips and said "You are Chuck Norris!" Well, not very clearly, but it was close!

Chuck Norris can make animals say his name in fear!

Best one I got besides

Chuck Norris CAN divie by zero. Gotta go eat some blood and stuff, back in a fucking furlong, shit that was funny rep ++ to Korlat or whoever said that!

+1 for chuckules.

Btw best chuck norris joke:
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the world down.

[Shadow]

Ampelas, on Apr 16 2009, 09:19 PM, said:

Shadow, on Apr 16 2009, 09:16 PM, said:

btw if you read block of text and comprehended its contents in the least (I sure as hell didn't), I commend you. You receive a Terry Goodkind signed photograph, sent in the mail.

Actually, I did understand it. I've spent a lot of time learning to speak legal so that I know exactly how close to the line I can walk. But I'll do without the TG photo. I don't suppose you have a signed photo of Stephen King, do you?

Clearly signalling to his scum buddies.

[Silanah]

Not to interject within the litany of Chuck Norris revelry, but can we get a current set of counts from Path-Shaper?

[Telas]

Chuck Norris does't walk into a bar
The bar walks around Chuck Norris

Out!

[Ampelas]

Telas, on Apr 16 2009, 09:19 PM, said:

Holy Shit thats funny

Remove Vote

So, me and a friend were riding in a truck with Cuck Norris. Way fucking cool. My friend was driving, Chuckules was in the middle and I was in the passanger seat. My friend and I were so freaked out! Anyway, My buddy couldn't keep his eyes on the road and hit a deer! We were pretty shook up , (Well, me and my friend were, nothing shakes up Chuckmaster Slim!) anyway, we got out of the car to see if the deer was alive. It was,but barely. I helped Chuckanator, load up the dying deer, into the bed of the truck. We head to a clinic nearby, but the deer probably won't make it. Poor thing. Chuck Norris grabs the deer and slams his fist once into the poor animals stomach. The deer actually screamed and started moving! Chucktropolis, looked at the deer and spoke softly "I am Chuck Norris.....say it!" he commanded. The deer just looked at him. Chuckabapaloo-op tightened his fist and prepared to punch the deer again, and amazingly the deer manipulated it lips and said "You are Chuck Norris!" Well, not very clearly, but it was close!

Chuck Norris can make animals say his name in fear!

Best one I got besides

Chuck Norris CAN divie by zero. Gotta go eat some blood and stuff, back in a fucking furlong, shit that was funny rep ++ to Korlat or whoever said that!

If you're referring to scumkind, that was me. And I'll take that rep and thank you very much.